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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 265142 times)

IronyOwl

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 10: Hemlock]
« Reply #2640 on: December 07, 2015, 09:37:17 pm »

Broken images ahoy
If you're talking about the earlier ones, yeah, those were on a different, less good hosting service. Been meaning to repair/rewrite the OP, and I guess I should probably restore Axie's story at some point also.

The more recent (Week 19 and on of Princess Axespendable's reign) ones are working for me.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 10: Hemlock]
« Reply #2641 on: January 15, 2016, 02:19:29 am »

...Toga.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 10: Hemlock]
« Reply #2642 on: January 24, 2016, 10:08:39 pm »

Week 11: Reverberation

Toga everyone
Flattery 4
Voice 2
Reflexes 1
Court Manners 1


Much better!

Still pretty depressing though.


What about when you're talking smack?


Our beatboxing grows EVER STRONGER.


The wha oh. OH. Right. The war. The war we started. The war we started by sending them a diplomat's severed head in a basket.

That war.


A FULL BATTALION?!

...we obviously totally know how much that is. I mean, hah, you don't really think we'd send an entire battalion off to their deaths without even knowing how much that is, right...?

That land better be so awesome.


Oh that's how much it is: 1100 soldiers. Or 1200, or 1050, or 1500, or

How much is almost a whole again?


CAESAR IS NOT PLEASED


So long as he doesn't depart as a head on a pike we'll be doing better, I guess.

Aaaaaaaaaand jinxed it.



Our loneliness is matched only by our rage!

We are a stable and just ruler.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 11: Reverberation]
« Reply #2643 on: January 25, 2016, 01:24:44 am »

Whaaaaaaaa Sneak out!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 11: Reverberation]
« Reply #2644 on: January 25, 2016, 04:37:25 am »

Attend service to get our anger in check by immersing ourselves in calming thoughts. Like how damn classy it'd be to stick Talarist's head on a cathedral's spire rather than just a simple pike.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 11: Reverberation]
« Reply #2645 on: January 25, 2016, 07:11:17 am »

I'd say sneak out. We should get our Flattery up, and loneliness gives us a nice bonus there.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 11: Reverberation]
« Reply #2646 on: January 25, 2016, 02:15:09 pm »

I'd say sneak out. We should get our Flattery up, and loneliness gives us a nice bonus there.

...How the hell does being antisocial make you better at flattery?
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 11: Reverberation]
« Reply #2647 on: January 25, 2016, 04:42:08 pm »

Loneliness is the wish to have social interaction. Flattery is encouraging others to have pleasant social interaction with you.
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 11: Reverberation]
« Reply #2648 on: February 01, 2016, 03:51:20 pm »

Weekend 11: Rebellion

Sneak Out 2
Attend Service 1


He probably didn't like it that we sent a neighboring nation their ambassador's head and then went to war with them either.


Chillodie's got a new outlook on life!


Specifically, that it's hers. All of it.


It's time for classes!
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 11: Rebellion]
« Reply #2649 on: February 01, 2016, 04:23:51 pm »

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He probably didn't like it that we sent a neighboring nation their ambassador's head and then went to war with them either.
*that smile*
Classic Chillodie, never lets the little things bring her down.

Internal affairs and cyphering. Time to get streetwise and learn ourselves some advanced rap-technique!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 11: Rebellion]
« Reply #2650 on: February 02, 2016, 09:39:53 am »

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He probably didn't like it that we sent a neighboring nation their ambassador's head and then went to war with them either.
*that smile*
Classic Chillodie, never lets the little things bring her down.

Internal affairs and cyphering. Time to get streetwise and learn ourselves some advanced rap-technique!
+1
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 11: Rebellion]
« Reply #2651 on: February 02, 2016, 09:45:19 pm »

I'll +1 that too
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 11: Rebellion]
« Reply #2652 on: February 03, 2016, 02:18:57 am »

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 11: Rebellion]
« Reply #2653 on: February 04, 2016, 03:05:07 pm »

Week 12: Hoops



Unless she's dead of snakebite.


I feel like anyone this would work on is yzal oot for you to care if they get the info or not.


Tee- wait, what did they describe me as?




Which would be more understandable if it wasn't part of your job.


That shiny's got a specific retail value so I should hope so. Can't have a good kingdom with a tacky bargain bin queen!


Probably, though anything other than stabbing each other is probably a foreign relations improvement at this precise moment.


Just as the gypsy woman slimy politician said


No pressure.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]
« Reply #2654 on: February 04, 2016, 03:48:46 pm »

well we can't violently decline so i'm not sure what to do here

all our usual methods have failed us
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