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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 261509 times)

anailater

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #750 on: January 06, 2014, 11:29:45 am »

In the immortal words of proffesor Genki
MURDER TIME FUN TIME !
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GiglameshDespair

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #751 on: January 06, 2014, 11:29:55 am »

Kill it. Suffer not the demon to live.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #752 on: January 06, 2014, 12:47:44 pm »

Execute
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #753 on: January 06, 2014, 05:16:21 pm »

Y'know, this would be a really excellent time to have an experienced witch on tap before making this very important decision. It's too bad we don't know anyone like that, much less one on good terms with the local priestess. Truly a pity that there's no way of checking in with someone before making what is probably an irrevocable choice that could lead to eternal damnation and centuries of darkness.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #754 on: January 06, 2014, 06:19:04 pm »

Y'know, this would be a really excellent time to have an experienced witch on tap before making this very important decision. It's too bad we don't know anyone like that, much less one on good terms with the local priestess. Truly a pity that there's no way of checking in with someone before making what is probably an irrevocable choice that could lead to eternal damnation and centuries of darkness.
This has pretty much been the theme of the entire game so far.

"Boy, sure wish as Queen of the entire realm I had somebody to help me out with this. Advisor, tutor, anyone who knows what the hell they're looking at really.

Alas, the life of a Queen is a lonely one. Do the things with the whatsit."
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #755 on: January 06, 2014, 06:27:43 pm »

Y'know, this would be a really excellent time to have an experienced witch on tap before making this very important decision. It's too bad we don't know anyone like that, much less one on good terms with the local priestess. Truly a pity that there's no way of checking in with someone before making what is probably an irrevocable choice that could lead to eternal damnation and centuries of darkness.
This has pretty much been the theme of the entire game so far.

"Boy, sure wish as Queen of the entire realm I had somebody to help me out with this. Advisor, tutor, anyone who knows what the hell they're looking at really.

Alas, the life of a Queen is a lonely one. Do the things with the whatsit."

Too many followers, not enough real rulers. They deserve to be devoured by the Mongolian Horde.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #756 on: January 06, 2014, 06:46:22 pm »

Y'know, this would be a really excellent time to have an experienced witch on tap before making this very important decision. It's too bad we don't know anyone like that, much less one on good terms with the local priestess. Truly a pity that there's no way of checking in with someone before making what is probably an irrevocable choice that could lead to eternal damnation and centuries of darkness.

It wiould be perfect if that person had experience with magical murders as well.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #757 on: January 06, 2014, 07:20:16 pm »

I've never passed the checks, but I don't think it ever ends well
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #758 on: January 06, 2014, 07:24:52 pm »

I've never passed the checks, but I don't think it ever ends well
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #759 on: January 06, 2014, 07:37:02 pm »

I've never passed the checks, but I don't think it ever ends well

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Dwarf fortress: Tales of terror and inevitability

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #760 on: January 06, 2014, 07:37:52 pm »

OFF WIT 'IS 'EAD
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #761 on: January 06, 2014, 08:10:19 pm »

@Broken:

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #762 on: January 06, 2014, 08:25:06 pm »

@Broken:

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Dwarf fortress: Tales of terror and inevitability

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #763 on: January 06, 2014, 08:55:25 pm »

Off with his head, said like the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« Reply #764 on: January 06, 2014, 10:14:04 pm »

@Broken:

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