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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 156236 times)

Squill

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30: The Art of War]
« Reply #1395 on: March 03, 2014, 05:34:04 pm »

Smash the f*****s.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30: The Art of War]
« Reply #1396 on: March 03, 2014, 05:34:47 pm »

Kill the messenger for daring to ask for our surrender!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30: The Art of War]
« Reply #1397 on: March 03, 2014, 05:35:11 pm »

Kill the Traitors!
Personally, I'd settle for blinding and castration.

Never!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30: The Art of War]
« Reply #1398 on: March 03, 2014, 05:36:11 pm »

I apologize for how I do my vote, but I think it's pretty much going to be speaking for all of us. As an aside, I shall spoiler it for everyone's sanity.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30: The Art of War]
« Reply #1399 on: March 03, 2014, 05:40:16 pm »

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For the record, I would wear a frilly little pink dress in an instant if it turned me into a walking natural disaster made of death and broken dreams, and I'm not even a fourteen year old girl.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30: The Art of War]
« Reply #1400 on: March 03, 2014, 05:41:44 pm »

Where's the "chop off the diplomat's head and magically propel it towards the rebel's castle" option?
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30: The Art of War]
« Reply #1401 on: March 03, 2014, 05:41:55 pm »

To be frank, Kill the messenger, drink his blood, and mail his head back to the rebels along with a selfie of us and his mutilated corpse. Then burn their lands into the ground.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30: The Art of War]
« Reply #1402 on: March 03, 2014, 05:44:33 pm »

Haha no, never surrender, never forgive!

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30: The Art of War]
« Reply #1403 on: March 03, 2014, 05:44:58 pm »

Week 30 Continued: What Were You Expecting

Surrender: Cricket Sounds
Never!: Bloodthirsty Roaring



Oh dear, now you've made her angry.


Which you're certain is a wise idea?


Possibly better than fine, in fact. Axie looks like she's ready for some traitorblood.




Thus ends our only set of negotiations where a bloody corpse ending up on the floor is both expected and proper.

So! Failed to make peace, war looms, kill the infidels... what are our plans for the weekend?
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30 Continued: What Were You Expecting]
« Reply #1404 on: March 03, 2014, 05:46:05 pm »

Explore castle!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30 Continued: What Were You Expecting]
« Reply #1405 on: March 03, 2014, 05:46:42 pm »

Visit Dungeons!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30 Continued: What Were You Expecting]
« Reply #1406 on: March 03, 2014, 05:48:42 pm »

From the looks of it, the only other mood we can be is Willful, and that's if we sneak out. So either chip away at anger and still be angry, or be willful.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30 Continued: What Were You Expecting]
« Reply #1407 on: March 03, 2014, 05:49:23 pm »

Visit Dungeons!

Out of all the choices available, there is absolutely no reason to choose that one. Little Axespendable is already as angry and willful as she needs to be.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30 Continued: What Were You Expecting]
« Reply #1408 on: March 03, 2014, 05:50:25 pm »

We need to start knocking down these two moods. Get voting, castle is good.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 30 Continued: What Were You Expecting]
« Reply #1409 on: March 03, 2014, 05:50:32 pm »

Actually, we need more wilful because everyone's going to want magic training next :P

Thus, SNEAK OUT!
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