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A tower to the sky!

A ridiculously complex trapped entrance!

A ginormous constructed somethingorother!

A monstrous terraforming project!

An ostentatious display of golden wealth!

A giant building in the shape of a Toad, in honour of ToadyOne!

Candy everything!

Exclamation point! (My idea will be posted below)

[danmanthedog]

Slate 13.
My spleenish powers are pulsating, that can only mean one thing... A Siege!

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Slate 14ish.
Arhh Everybody inside now, save yourselves!! Wait a minute.. they're just sitting there. Those lazy bastards come and charge us already! Hm it also seems some dwarf made a artifact says my bladder.

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Slate 23.
Its been a week and still the gobbos still stay still. Many kids have lot their life's going for a pair of pants, I always knew pants were evil but even i did not know about their powers of drawing kids.

Slate 25.
ARHHh my liver! What is this powerful feeling? Why must i have organs that talk to me!!

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Slate 26.
Phew at least my pain is gone, but i learned something from visiting the hospital, It seems that the hospital was sealed for no reason! My long lost cousin almost died of dehydration if it wasn't for my deadly liver attack. Also well I was in my liver induced coma the siege seamed to have revolved it self and the human traders also came.

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I really did go into a full day coma when a ranger came and punched me in my liver.

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Slate 30.
I traded a few lay crafts for all the metal objects the humans had, So we can melt them done for the good of the trap GOD! I also opened the caravans so we can capture wild life for my war machine made of war animals, and also mine some blue raspberry cottan candy.

Slate 31.
Well the mining went badly killing 4 miners and lost most of the cottan candy, which suck because i wanted to have some for a table. I also told the brewers to start making mead Yes yummy mead so yummy.

[Solymr]

"The Large Pick". It's a trumpet.

What happened to the miners? It's sad to lose candy that way.

[danmanthedog]

I have no idea they were digging then the next thing i know cavern collapsing killing 2 miners. I decided to mine alittle more causing it to happen killing another two.

[exodius1]

Large Pick is a prophecy about the events that happened to the miners. Do not infringe on dwarves rights to express meta-physical abilities^^

[danmanthedog]

been studying for exams i have the save done i will try to do rightup later.

[danmanthedog]

So cant do journal but heres short version. We have fire breathing Fb tick in the caverns, i bought all the metal items from the dwarfs so keep melting shit. We got ambushed again but this time i used the new traps, so everything is okay but we lost a kid to kidnappers. Our food stocks are okey for the mean time but i suggest more hunting in the future. Also made two awesome tombs, one for em and one for who ever. . Here is also two artifacts

Save coming in the moring

[Arcvasti]

This seems like fun. Could I have a turn as overseer? I really like the concept of passive-aggressive type defenses.

[danmanthedog]

heres the save to the next person http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8349

Also say hello to the greatest wheel barrel ever.

[Saegge]

Looks like ShadowHammer is up next, amirite?

[Larix]

Yes, ShadowHammer, then Arcvasti. After that, i'd like to take a second turn.

The overseer list is _very_ short currently, and since the OP's out, we can't even keep the first post up to date.

[Saegge]

As long as someone keeps track and we don't run out of overseers this could somehow still sink into madness. Sad that op vanished, though. Had a great idea.

[Timeless Bob]

[blatant ad]You could always try your hands at "Dwarfopoly".  There's even an entire island devoted to mechanism-themed fortresses...[/blatant ad]

[danmanthedog]

just make a new post just for putting the overseers list on it.

[Solymr]

[blatant ad]You could always try your hands at "Dwarfopoly".  There's even an entire island devoted to mechanism-themed fortresses...[/blatant ad]

Endorsed by me.

If this thread eventually dies I'll (try to) make another one on the same premise. Accepting name ideas.

[Arcvasti]

Yes, ShadowHammer, then Arcvasti. After that, i'd like to take a second turn.

Gah, didn't realize my turn was coming up so soon. I didn't realize the OP wasn't up to date. I'll still be ready for my turn when it comes though.