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Author Topic: Tribulations in Magic: The cavalry is... still preparing.  (Read 311058 times)

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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1110 on: June 11, 2014, 08:44:26 am »

Once more with feeling!
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1111 on: June 11, 2014, 11:32:30 am »

A-511 Quopeenis, and a couple of other words.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1112 on: June 11, 2014, 08:04:30 pm »

Say words.
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« Reply #1113 on: June 12, 2014, 01:01:27 pm »

A-511 Quopeenis, and a couple of other words.

Hurr hurr hurr  Can't resist
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1114 on: June 12, 2014, 01:14:28 pm »

A-511 Quopeenis, and a couple of other words.

Hurr hurr hurr  Can't resist
I was hoping somebody else would think it was funny.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1115 on: June 12, 2014, 01:19:22 pm »

Heheheh, you said 'quop'.

Heheheheheheh.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1116 on: June 12, 2014, 03:38:19 pm »

I explicitly blame Bigf00t for that. Because reasons.

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« Reply #1117 on: June 12, 2014, 09:03:52 pm »

Continue with words.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1118 on: June 14, 2014, 01:54:17 am »

I explicitly blame Bigf00t for that. Because reasons.
Wait, wat? I don't even? ;)
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1119 on: June 14, 2014, 08:03:07 am »

I explicitly blame Bigf00t for that. Because reasons.
Wait, wat? I don't even? ;)
Hint: word generator.

Turn probably coming tomorrow, I'm sorry for the delay, this has been a busy week.

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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1120 on: June 14, 2014, 08:16:27 am »

I explicitly blame Bigf00t for that. Because reasons.
Wait, wat? I don't even? ;)
Hint: word generator.
OOOOoooooooogod I need more sleep.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1121 on: June 15, 2014, 10:44:31 am »

Turn 045

Definitely going to have to fix that later.

Hmm, it seems that you are having a lot of time to do science. It would be a bit unfortunate if something happened to interrupt you, don't you think so? Are you paranoid yet? No? Well, maybe I should try harder next time.

[Pot:1+1=2]
A tiny bit of sand falls over your head.

[Pot:1+1=2]
Again, nothing itself is moving, but you can't discern where.

[Pot:4+1=5]
Your right hand emits a golden glow for a brief time.

[Pot:5+1=6]
You get invaded by thoughts: the wind swiftly carrying you, but, at the same time, you are moving on your own too. Below you, your precise eyes are able to see a small mammal: a prey. You quickly use your wings to change the inclination of your body, letting gravity accelerate you towards your target. The prey seems to detect you only at the last moment, just turning around to see your claws, its demise. You carry the dead mammal to where your most recently hatched clutch awaits, their mouths open with hunger.

Well, that was a weird vision.

Screw the pitch, for you see, there is science to do. I'll understand everything when with this I am through. There's spellcasting to be done and experiments to run, so enjoy while we're all still alive.

Words.

Science between two persons is always bound to either get knowledge quicker or end the lives of both of them horribly.

[Pot:6]
A thick golden line appears and draws one of those big rodents also known as capybaras. With a flash of light, it materializes into solid copper and begins to sniff things around.

Uhh...

More words?

Well, everybody still seems to be afraid, so better say gibberish and defy the laws of physics, because nothing could go wrong, right?

[Pot:4+1=5]
A golden line appears and draws a crossbow.

[Pot:4+1=5]
Now it is a bow.

[Pot:2+1=3]
A little chunk of a greenish-orange metal appears and falls in front of you.

[Pot:6+1=7]
Now a thick line appears, drawing a big boomerang, the size of your arm.

Time to WORDs my chest

Before attempting anything, you try to will the spell on your chest to do something. A flash of light ensues, and you find that your chest is now made from solid diamond!

Diamond chest:
[Crystalline structure]

Woooo!

Now, lets do more science:

[Pot:6+1=7]
A thick golden line appears, and draws a pair of huge, feathery wings. With a flash of light, they become diamond again. You surely like bling, right?

Once more with feeling!

You put all the feeling into it! You are not sure if anger or rage fits the situation better, so you use both:

[Pot:1-1=0]
How curious, now you are way angrier than before. Should it be time to discharge that rage at somebody?

A-511 Quopeenis, and a couple of other words.

You shout a word that only foul-minded people would find funny:

[Pot:2+1=3]
You feel a disturbance in the nothing. Yep, maybe you gained a sixth sense, or are become insane. Maybe both, considering the circumstances.

Now time to just say stuff instead of shouting them:

[Pot:6+1=7]
Nothing itself rearranges itself in a wide angle whose origin is more or less the centre of your body, and it seems to encompass a wide area in front of you.

[Pot:3+1=4]
A bit of nothing flies to your left.

Yeah, you are getting insane.

Say words.

More wild gibberish pronunciation!

[Pot:4]
Nothing itself rearranges in front of you, in a width increasing fashion.

[Pot:5]
You get invaded by thoughts of tentacles, suckers, beaks and round funny heads. Huh.

[Pot:3]
You can feel that nothing itself is rearranging somewhere. That was odd.

[Pot:2]
Something tried to glow, you are sure!

[Pot:6]
You can feel how nothing itself got disturbed near that portal that got you so curious about.

[Pot:3]
A bit of nothing flies towards the alien creature. It seems to not have noticed.

Continue with words.

Hmm, are you getting any more knowledge out of this? Or are you just playing with fate? Will you die a horrible death due to your own miscasts? Who knows?

[Pot:6+1=7]
A huge glob of water appears in front of you, falling to the floor and almost sweeping your feet. Some of the water flowed to the magma-filled moats, creating a lot of steam.

[Pot:5+1=6]
A golden line appears and draws a hell of a pig in front of you. Well, maybe not so big, but fatter than average.

[Pot:6+1=7]
You get a thick golden line that draws a big eagle.

[Pot:5+1=6]
Now another thick golden line draws a huge Bowie knife.


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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1122 on: June 15, 2014, 11:19:05 am »

Hmm, it seems that you are having a lot of time to do science. It would be a bit unfortunate if something happened to interrupt you, don't you think so? Are you paranoid yet? No? Well, maybe I should try harder next time.

SCIENCE WILL HAPPEN UNTIL I SAY IT STOPS

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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1123 on: June 15, 2014, 11:21:38 am »

Wait what in the EVERFUCK.

Greatwyrm got perma banned!?

How the-

What the-

but-

MY ENTIRE TEAM IS DEAD WITHOUT THEM DYING. HOW. WHY.

This just isn't fair.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with less murder and more SCIENCE
« Reply #1124 on: June 15, 2014, 11:30:56 am »

Wait what in the EVERFUCK.

Greatwyrm got perma banned!?

How the-

What the-

but-

MY ENTIRE TEAM IS DEAD WITHOUT THEM DYING. HOW. WHY.

This just isn't fair.
What?

Nevermind, I just saw the message from the Big Toad.

Well, a pity that that happened to your team. Now it would be a good time to do diplomacy.
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