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Author Topic: Cabbage Discussion  (Read 13458 times)

methylatedspirit

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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #90 on: March 28, 2019, 07:44:07 am »

If I am Pathos, then I guess I have amnesia. That, or there's notation for this, and I'm just Pathos5040.
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #91 on: March 28, 2019, 09:56:06 am »

I found ACE.'s profile, and I can't really see anything banworthy other than spewing nonsense on a postly basis. Diving further into the post history, there was another cabbage discussion thread back in March 2018. I suppose this thread's an anniversary?

Yes, that was a day when my life was turned upside-down and changed for the better, for he granted me the visions of his.

grisha5 was not banned, thus proving their holiness.
ACE. wasn't banned either.

Anyway, BEGONE INFIDEL!
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #92 on: March 29, 2019, 12:35:20 am »

What if both ACE. and grisha5 were Pathos, what would we do then?
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #93 on: March 29, 2019, 10:13:43 am »

What if both ACE. and grisha5 were Pathos, what would we do then?
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #94 on: March 29, 2019, 10:28:19 am »

What if both ACE. and grisha5 were Pathos, what would we do then?
ACE. and grisha5 are Pathos.
Everyone is Pathos.
We are all simultaneously ACE., grisha5 and Pathos.
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #95 on: March 29, 2019, 09:01:37 pm »

Uhm, this trinity is shaping up nicely, how about some advanced apologetics for genocide in the holy text?
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #96 on: March 30, 2019, 11:40:54 am »

Merperson-bone farmers did nothing wrong. The parts were worth more ☼ as crafts since merpeople can't be tamed as pets. Simple economics.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2019, 11:50:51 am by Bumber »
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #97 on: March 31, 2019, 03:26:00 am »

Money is the most important part of this religion, so anything that gets you more is justifiable.
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #98 on: March 31, 2019, 03:36:59 am »

Money is the most important part of this religion, so anything that gets you more is justifiable.
In which case, cabbage shouldn't be the thing we're deifying. It really should be spiked balls, since their base value is 126☼ compared to the minuscule base value of 4☼ for cabbage. Plus, spiked balls have quality levels, so their value can be pushed up to 1512☼ for masterworks.
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #99 on: March 31, 2019, 03:54:45 am »

It is not the cabbage, but what you can do with it.

Namely, master crafted dwarven roasts.
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #100 on: March 31, 2019, 04:51:56 am »

It is not the cabbage, but what you can do with it.

Namely, master crafted dwarven roasts.

You are giving me ideas. Terrible ideas. I call this one the Cabbage Challenge. The rules follow:
  • Embark as normal, but without any seeds or food. Forbid all food and drink for cooking and brewing.
    In the interests of enabling dwarven alcoholism, cave wheat seeds can be brought to grow into cave wheat, which can then be brewed into alcohol.
  • Look around the map for any cabbage growing on the surface to gather them. If there is none, abandon fort and start over.
  • Under the Kitchen menu, allow cabbage for cooking. That is going to be the only food your dwarves are allowed to eat and grow.
  • Cabbage roasts are the only thing you're allowed to sell to caravans.
  • Atomsmash any non-cabbage food items.
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #101 on: March 31, 2019, 02:04:25 pm »

Mod all animal tissue to be made out of cabbage.
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Re: Cabbage Discussion
« Reply #102 on: April 01, 2019, 04:28:51 am »

Everything is made of cabbage because ACE. willed it to be.
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