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Author Topic: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」  (Read 7690 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #105 on: January 26, 2014, 06:34:28 pm »

"Well, retroactively shoot it!"
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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #106 on: January 26, 2014, 08:42:50 pm »

Y-yessir! He lowers his arm a bit and asks sheepishly. What's retroactive mean?

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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #107 on: January 26, 2014, 09:40:47 pm »

"It means SHOOT ITS FACE!"
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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #109 on: January 26, 2014, 11:28:23 pm »

In an act of RUSSIAN VALOUR, comrade mozartschek remembers the "discretion" part of it - or whatever-way the saying goes... to put it bluntly, he enacts tactical movement #83,5 - also called "The Snow-Ostrich".

COMRADE AT BASE-COMMAND, NEED MORE TANKS HERE. DON'T CARE WHAT THEY PACK, AS LONG THEY PACK A BUNCH OF IT! AND FOR RUSSIAS LOVE, MAKE IT SNAPPY!!!
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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #111 on: February 01, 2014, 07:42:06 pm »

Comrade MJR Volgin HP 1530/1530
*ksh*I-is that a giant steak?!!*ksh*

*ksh*Hey! Those crewmen are still alive! They're unarmed! You have to save them!!*ksh*

mastahcheese -- Comrade SL Gladovisky HP 100/100
Your Linked ZZZ Guns spit round after round into the Tigrex's armored skin. *chunka-chunka-chunka-chunka* [10] 100 ZZZ DMG!
Your cowardly comrades concentrate their cannonade. [14] 490 ZZZ DMG!

Remuthra -- Comrade SL Gandalfskivich HP 100/100
The tanks arrive. This is tank. We shoot now. [16] They open up on the Tigrex. 300 NML DMG! Tigrex counterattacks! [15] The entire team is wiped out!

The choppers swoop in. [9] Their attacks glance off of Tigrex's armored hide!

You fire your LMG. [18] 220 NML DMG

kj1225 -- Comrade SL Plox HP 64/100
You throw your steak at the Tigrex! [2] It lands on Comrade Mozartschek! He's temporarily immobilized by the massive steak!

escaped lurker -- Comrade SL Mozartschek HP 100/100
You're about to call for tanks when suddenly a huge shadow blocks out the sun! You turn around, and to your horror a massive steak is flying towards you!! You squeal in terror and turn to run, but its too late! It lands on you!! Oof! Its so big that you can't move an inch!

*hurk!* What..the..fuck? *gak!*

Tigrex
Tigrex is drooling! [16] He eats the steak, freeing Mozartschek! Tigrex is full!

Tigrex swipes at the choppers! He swats them down one after another with terrifying speed! [18] They're completely wiped out!

Tigrex swings his fist at the Capture APC! [11] The driver quickly throws it into reverse, but the Tigrex's fist smashes through the frontal armor and into the driver's compartment before it can go anywhere. Capture APC is knocked out! The surviving crew starts bailing out.

Tigrex tries to crush the Infantry Escort! [9] Agh! - Look out! - Careful! - Here he comes!! *POOM* They manage to scatter just in time, but the sheer force of the blow sends them flying in every direction. Escort Infantry are stunned!

Tigrex lunges after the dazed Infantry Escorts as they pick themselves up out of the snow! [9] Some of the more resilient escort troops have already recovered and begin firing at the Tigrex as it leaps after their vulnerable friends. It turns and attacks them instead! 2 casualties! But their sacrifice was not in vain! Escort Infantry are no longer stunned! The escort infantry sergeant rallies his men. Assume Close Battle formation! - Yes Comrade Sergeant! The escort infantry assume some a tight formation!

Tigrex aims a fierce blow at the Infantry Escort! [1] He pounds his fist into the ground again, but this time the soldiers are ready! NOW! The capture infantry pile onto Tigrex's arm and strain to hold it down! When it reaches over with its free limb to throw the soldiers off they seize that one too! Tigrex's arms are pinned! One of the soldiers calls out between grunts of effort. Comrade Squad Leaders! Take him down! We can't keep this up for long! D-don't worry about us!

Tigrex tries to bite the soldiers on his arm! [11] His jaws snap. Most of the soldiers quickly duck, but one isn't fast enough and is relieved of his head! 1 casualty!

Tigrex tries to bite the soldiers on his arm! [8] They all quickly duck out of the way!

The creature's skin loses its red hue. Tigrex is no longer enraged!



~Tigrex~
Type: Wyvern
NML HP: 0642/2000
ZZZ HP: 1280/3000
Status: Pinned Arms
Actions: 5
Moves: Gobble, Bite, Crush, Swipe
Resist: ??
Strong: ??
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Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)
HEAVY Rank 1
HP 100/100
-Inventory-
=Linked ZZZ Guns
>Snow Fatigues
-Hand Radio
-Life Medicine
[Rank 1 Capture APC 0/1 (Linked ZZZ Rifles [15]) Knocked Out!
     -Rank 1 Capture Infantry Escort 7/10 (ZZZ Pistol) Close Battle Engaged!; Pinning Tigrex's arms!
     -Rank 1 Crewmen 4/5 (Unarmed!) Bailing out!

Spoiler: Remuthra (click to show/hide)
HEAVY Rank 1
Health: 100/100
-Inventory-
=LMG
>Snow Fatigues
-Hand Radio
-Empty

Spoiler: kj1225 (click to show/hide)
LIGHT Rank 1
Health: 64/100
-Inventory-
=ZZZ Pistol
>Snow Fatigues
-Hand Radio
-Steak!

Spoiler: escaped lurker (click to show/hide)
LIGHT Rank 1
Health: 100/100
-Inventory-
=ZZZ Pistol
>Snow Fatigues
-Hand Radio
-Empty

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AVAILABLE WEPS - Capture monsters to create new or better weapons!
-LIGHT-
Pistol [10]
ZZZ Pistol [5]
Grenade [10]
ZZZ Grenade [5]

-HEAVY-
LMG [10]
Net Rifle

AVAILABLE GEAR - Capture monsters to earn new or better gear!
Air Radar [Rank 1: Dish Pack]
Ground Radar [Rank 1: Dish Pack]
Life Medicine [Rank 1: Syrette]

AVAILABLE BACKUP - Capture monsters to rank up troops!
Infantry [Rank 1: Red Army Vets] - Light, Heavy, or Capture
Battle Tanks [Rank 1: T-70s] - Normal or Capture
APCs [Rank 1: BTRs] - Normal or Capture
Attack Choppers [Rank 1: Hinds] - Normal or Capture
Transport Choppers [Rank 1: Kasatkas] - Normal or Capture

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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #112 on: February 01, 2014, 07:44:52 pm »

Try to tame it with steak again!

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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #113 on: February 01, 2014, 07:47:48 pm »

Bear steak incoming comrade-friend! Finally someone actually wants this shit!

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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #114 on: February 01, 2014, 07:49:10 pm »

"We will eat actual food for weeks!"

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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #115 on: February 01, 2014, 07:50:14 pm »

If we knock its NML down enough, it'll pass out from its injuries, right?

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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #116 on: February 01, 2014, 08:16:47 pm »

No. If he runs out of NML he'll die. When he runs out of ZZZ he'll pass out and you need to place an indeterminate amount of nets on him to complete the capture. Like using a pokéball, there's a chance he'll break out, which gets lower the larger and better the nets are that you drop on the target. But unlike pokéballs the more you use the better your chance of succeeding. If he breaks out he'll have a portion of his ZZZ HP and NML HP restored and you'll have to try again.

Captures get you more monster materials than kills do, but obviously a kill is much easier and faster.

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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #117 on: February 01, 2014, 08:25:45 pm »

How does he stay conscious until the moment he dies?

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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #118 on: February 01, 2014, 08:50:15 pm »

Hang on a sec while I quickly rationalize everything that happens in games. Might take a while.
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Re: [Monster Hunter]: Frontier B--->~(・o・)」
« Reply #119 on: February 01, 2014, 08:51:02 pm »

Ooh, could you upload that for me?
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