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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 125576 times)

Yourmaster

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #765 on: February 06, 2014, 03:29:48 pm »

teach grate the hundred crack fist
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #766 on: February 06, 2014, 03:53:48 pm »

Practice more Goddess Revival.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #767 on: February 06, 2014, 04:19:04 pm »

Revive Hekate and marry her to Grate.

Cause what could possibly go wrong?

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #768 on: February 06, 2014, 05:59:35 pm »

Revive Hekate and marry her to Grate.

Cause what could possibly go wrong?

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- INFINITE STOP DOING THIS.
WE WANT TO ARRANGE A MARRAIGE THAT WILL *BENEFIT* US

SO LIKE, A NOT-DEAD GODDESS WHO WE HAVEN'T ALREADY SUCKED ALL THE POWER OUT OF, I DUNNO.

Actually, Goddess Harem
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #769 on: February 06, 2014, 06:09:27 pm »

Revive Hekate and marry her to Grate.

Cause what could possibly go wrong?

+1
- INFINITE STOP DOING THIS.
WE WANT TO ARRANGE A MARRAIGE THAT WILL *BENEFIT* US

SO LIKE, A NOT-DEAD GODDESS WHO WE HAVEN'T ALREADY SUCKED ALL THE POWER OUT OF, I DUNNO.

Actually, Goddess Harem
Dude, he's five.

... Pretty sure that would get the 5-0 on our asses. -1

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #770 on: February 06, 2014, 06:18:18 pm »

Revive Hekate and marry her to Grate.

Cause what could possibly go wrong?

+1
- INFINITE STOP DOING THIS.
WE WANT TO ARRANGE A MARRAIGE THAT WILL *BENEFIT* US

SO LIKE, A NOT-DEAD GODDESS WHO WE HAVEN'T ALREADY SUCKED ALL THE POWER OUT OF, I DUNNO.

Actually, Goddess Harem
Dude, he's five.

... Pretty sure that would get the 5-0 on our asses. -1




HAVE YOU BEEN READING THIS THREAD AT ALL?!?

We sacrificed a goddess in our childs bedroom, forced him to pick up naked women in Las Vegas, abandoned him to a priest who most likely molested him, and generally redefined the very CONCEPT of child abuse with every turn.

The police clearly don't exist in this world. Its the ONLY plausible explanation.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #771 on: February 06, 2014, 06:25:53 pm »

Really, leaving him with a priest is more parental neglect rather then abuse.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #772 on: February 06, 2014, 06:26:45 pm »

We didn't actually leave him, more sent him directly there.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #773 on: February 06, 2014, 06:36:17 pm »

Why does nobody want grate to learn the power of the hundred crack fist?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #774 on: February 06, 2014, 11:05:59 pm »

This thread is so derailed, that we are derailing the derail.


Yes, that makes sense to me.


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Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #775 on: February 06, 2014, 11:44:50 pm »

Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

+1. Addendum: teach him some battlecries in backwards Greek and instruct him to drink every dead god's blood to get their powers.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #776 on: February 07, 2014, 01:31:52 am »

Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

+1. Addendum: teach him some battlecries in backwards Greek and instruct him to drink every dead god's blood to get their powers.
+1 also make jerky out there flesh for when he needs a snack on his quest.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #777 on: February 07, 2014, 01:34:42 am »

Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

+1. Addendum: teach him some battlecries in backwards Greek and instruct him to drink every dead god's blood to get their powers.
+1 also make jerky out there flesh for when he needs a snack on his quest.
+1 Yessssssss...

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #778 on: February 07, 2014, 01:37:59 am »

Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

+1. Addendum: teach him some battlecries in backwards Greek and instruct him to drink every dead god's blood to get their powers.
+1 also make jerky out there flesh for when he needs a snack on his quest.
+1 Yessssssss...
+1, but have him fight Ouranous, at the end, not that pansy Zeus.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #779 on: February 07, 2014, 04:23:48 am »

Begin Operation: God Grater

Send Grate on an epic quest in which he fights every single God known to man, in order from least to most powerful, with slightly larger battles until he reaches Zeus, where they clash in an ultimate battle on mount Olympus with Grate nearly dying but being brought back from the brink by our faith in him, and defeating Zeus with his last ounce of strength.

+1. Addendum: teach him some battlecries in backwards Greek and instruct him to drink every dead god's blood to get their powers.
+1 also make jerky out there flesh for when he needs a snack on his quest.
+1 Yessssssss...
+1, but have him fight Ouranous, at the end, not that pansy Zeus.
+1 if he only kills the male gods and builds a harem out of the females.
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