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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 128181 times)

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #960 on: February 17, 2014, 02:15:03 pm »
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 17, 2014, 12:37:36 pm
Aaand and that increases not a single fucking stat.

Shit.

Tell Grate to stop breaking all the fucking windows. Then, bring him on an Epic quest where we get a gold ring that brings doom upon the world, and we team up with a dwarf, two humans, an elf, and another seven year old that can be Grate's pack slave friend, and we have to travel up a volcano and throw the ring into the fire. hopefully that little shit Gollum won't show up this time.


This will increase Survivalous and Sporties, hopefully.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #961 on: February 17, 2014, 03:17:23 pm »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on February 17, 2014, 02:15:03 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 17, 2014, 12:37:36 pm
Aaand and that increases not a single fucking stat.

Shit.

Tell Grate to stop breaking all the fucking windows. Then, bring him on an Epic quest where we get a gold ring that brings doom upon the world, and we team up with a dwarf, two humans, an elf, and another seven year old that can be Grate's pack slave friend, and we have to travel up a volcano and throw the ring into the fire. hopefully that little shit Gollum won't show up this time.


This will increase Survivalous and Sporties, hopefully.
+1
+1, but fuck the companions, lets take the goddess harem instead.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #962 on: February 17, 2014, 04:10:30 pm »
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on February 17, 2014, 03:17:23 pm
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on February 17, 2014, 02:15:03 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 17, 2014, 12:37:36 pm
Aaand and that increases not a single fucking stat.

Shit.

Tell Grate to stop breaking all the fucking windows. Then, bring him on an Epic quest where we get a gold ring that brings doom upon the world, and we team up with a dwarf, two humans, an elf, and another seven year old that can be Grate's pack slave friend, and we have to travel up a volcano and throw the ring into the fire. hopefully that little shit Gollum won't show up this time.


This will increase Survivalous and Sporties, hopefully.
+1
+1, but fuck the companions, lets take the goddess harem instead.
+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #963 on: February 17, 2014, 04:11:21 pm »
You should probably remove your first +1 if you are going to add a new one. It's just polite.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #964 on: February 17, 2014, 04:37:13 pm »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on February 17, 2014, 04:10:30 pm
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on February 17, 2014, 03:17:23 pm
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on February 17, 2014, 02:15:03 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 17, 2014, 12:37:36 pm
Aaand and that increases not a single fucking stat.

Shit.

Tell Grate to stop breaking all the fucking windows. Then, bring him on an Epic quest where we get a gold ring that brings doom upon the world, and we team up with a dwarf, two humans, an elf, and another seven year old that can be Grate's pack slave friend, and we have to travel up a volcano and throw the ring into the fire. hopefully that little shit Gollum won't show up this time.


This will increase Survivalous and Sporties, hopefully.
+1
+1, but fuck the companions, lets take the goddess harem instead.
+1
+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #965 on: February 17, 2014, 09:35:51 pm »
I was going to suggest that we have some bonding time where we buy and replace the windows with new windows, and increase determination and maybe sporties, but...

+1 to current goddess-harem-fellowship plan.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #966 on: February 18, 2014, 11:31:08 am »
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 17, 2014, 12:37:36 pm
Aaand and that increases not a single fucking stat.

Shit.

Tell Grate to stop breaking all the fucking windows. Then, bring him on an Epic quest where we get a gold ring that brings doom upon the world, and we team up with a dwarf, two humans, an elf, and another seven year old that can be Grate's pack slave friend, and we have to travel up a volcano and throw the ring into the fire. hopefully that little shit Gollum won't show up this time.


This will increase Survivalous and Sporties, hopefully.
IT INCREASED DETERMINATIONAL YOU BLIND BASTARD



LETS SEE IF WE'RE GONNA GET TOLKIEN'S LAWYERS ON OUR ASS.

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FUCKING GREAT JORB GOYS. NOW GRATE IS EVEN MORE DEPRESSED.  ALL THIS FAILURE IS WEIGHING HEAVILY ON HIS LITTLE MIND! HE KNOWS THE DICE HATE HIM BRO, HE KNOWS!

Dappertude:3
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:-4
Determinational:6
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:2
Schooliouses:12

NOT A FUCKING BUSINESS MAN NOW ARE YOU?! LEAST YOU'RE NOT A LOVECRAFTIAN SPAWN.

Yet.

He is 7 though.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #967 on: February 18, 2014, 11:34:31 am »
There is only one thing left to be done now!
Have Grate swear vengeance on d6s everywhere for this treachery.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #968 on: February 18, 2014, 01:54:02 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on February 18, 2014, 11:34:31 am
There is only one thing left to be done now!
Have Grate swear vengeance on d6s everywhere for this treachery.

+1 and have Grate burn down every single fucking place that is remotely connected to the usage of d6's. d12's shall rise!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #969 on: February 18, 2014, 01:54:37 pm »
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 18, 2014, 01:54:02 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 18, 2014, 11:34:31 am
There is only one thing left to be done now!
Have Grate swear vengeance on d6s everywhere for this treachery.

+1 and have Grate burn down every single fucking place that is remotely connected to the usage of d6's. d12's shall rise!
No. Have Grate design a D3, and make sure every game uses them for everything.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #970 on: February 18, 2014, 01:57:06 pm »
Quote from: Playergamer on February 18, 2014, 01:54:37 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 18, 2014, 01:54:02 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 18, 2014, 11:34:31 am
There is only one thing left to be done now!
Have Grate swear vengeance on d6s everywhere for this treachery.

+1 and have Grate burn down every single fucking place that is remotely connected to the usage of d6's. d12's shall rise!
No. Have Grate design a D3, and make sure every game uses them for everything.
+1. Have Grate invent Dingens and Dorgons, a game that uses only D3.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #971 on: February 18, 2014, 01:59:47 pm »
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on February 18, 2014, 01:57:06 pm
Quote from: Playergamer on February 18, 2014, 01:54:37 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 18, 2014, 01:54:02 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 18, 2014, 11:34:31 am
There is only one thing left to be done now!
Have Grate swear vengeance on d6s everywhere for this treachery.

+1 and have Grate burn down every single fucking place that is remotely connected to the usage of d6's. d12's shall rise!
No. Have Grate design a D3, and make sure every game uses them for everything.
+1. Have Grate invent Dingens and Dorgons, a game that uses only D3.
Sounds like a pen and paper Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #972 on: February 18, 2014, 02:43:43 pm »
Quote from: Playergamer on February 18, 2014, 01:54:37 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 18, 2014, 01:54:02 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 18, 2014, 11:34:31 am
There is only one thing left to be done now!
Have Grate swear vengeance on d6s everywhere for this treachery.

+1 and have Grate burn down every single fucking place that is remotely connected to the usage of d6's. d12's shall rise!
No. Have Grate design a D3, and make sure every game uses them for everything.
+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #973 on: February 18, 2014, 03:40:26 pm »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on February 18, 2014, 02:43:43 pm
Quote from: Playergamer on February 18, 2014, 01:54:37 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 18, 2014, 01:54:02 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 18, 2014, 11:34:31 am
There is only one thing left to be done now!
Have Grate swear vengeance on d6s everywhere for this treachery.

+1 and have Grate burn down every single fucking place that is remotely connected to the usage of d6's. d12's shall rise!
No. Have Grate design a D3, and make sure every game uses them for everything.
+1
+1
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What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #974 on: February 18, 2014, 05:52:57 pm »
Quote from: Playergamer on February 18, 2014, 01:54:37 pm
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on February 18, 2014, 01:54:02 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 18, 2014, 11:34:31 am
There is only one thing left to be done now!
Have Grate swear vengeance on d6s everywhere for this treachery.

+1 and have Grate burn down every single fucking place that is remotely connected to the usage of d6's. d12's shall rise!
No. Have Grate design a D3, and make sure every game uses them for everything.

Building a D3 isn't that hard, why waste an action on this?
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