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[LordSlowpoke]

I heard GWG's sanity call, and so I came.

gee thanks gwg this game totally needed more sanity. are you planning to put some in every game this board will spawn that revolves around shenanigans?

ACQUIRE DAGGER AND TRAIN GRATE IN THE ART OF SACRIFICING THINGS TO THEMSELVES. how long are we going to do that on our own

[The Froggy Ninja]

Oh, zomara? Do you have a better suggestion that ACTUALLY increases his stats?

Yes, actually. He has been blessed by the business gods, to the point of having one sacrificed to him. He must learn to excersize his powers. I say we Have him pull an investment raid. Make our company, that we work for, rich, at the expense of another company. One of our competitors.

We sacrificed a nature goddess to him. We sacrificed a puppy to a business god.

Magic not nature.

[Lightningfalcon]

Enroll Grate in a toddler's parkour class.  Beforehand buy him a tuxedo, monocle, and top hat.  This is what he will wear during parkour.   

[Empiricist]

Sacrifice Grate to Grate.

[Corai]

I heard GWG's sanity call, and so I came.

gee thanks gwg this game totally needed more sanity. are you planning to put some in every game this board will spawn that revolves around shenanigans?

ACQUIRE DAGGER AND TRAIN GRATE IN THE ART OF SACRIFICING THINGS TO THEMSELVES. how long are we going to do that on our own

Nah.

My sanity is warped unlike GWG's.

I have a plan.

-EDIT-

+1 to what Slowpoke said, my plan can come later.

[piecewise]

READING BY A LANDSLIDE!

You buy grate a bunch of books and shit! You sit down with him and start reading, carefully showing him each word before sounding it out and pointing to it.

"Effluvial Grime! eFF-lUv-iAL GrI-me. LEARn YOUR WORDS GOOD!"

GRATE LIKES IT! HE CLAPS HIS LITTLE BABY HANDS AND SHOWS ALL SORTS OF COMPREHENSION! DIS BABY GONNA BE A SCHOLAR!

Dappertude:0
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:2
Determinational:0
Survivalous: 0
Sporties:0
Schooliouses:6

YOU HAVE WALLET STUFFING

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

LEARn YOUR WORDS GOOD!"

To be honest, this grammar explains a lot.

[syvarris]

Eeexcellent.

He can read, so now all we need tp do is provide him with reading material to teach him stuff

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

Alternatively, TvTropes, if we want him to become a writer.

[Corai]

Teach Grate to sacrifice things to himself.

[Toaster]

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

+1

[LordSlowpoke]

Teach Grate to sacrifice things to himself.

+1

[Kadzar]

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

+1

+1

[superBlast]

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

+1

+1

+1

But now I want to get him a bunch of assassin based video games to teach him that stuff... or better, pay some guy to invent VR video games and then stick grate into that.... maybe next time?

[Remuthra]

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

+1

+1

+1+1

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Provide Grate with lots of books on military history, tactics, and materiel.  We need a good knowledge foundation for our future conquerer.

+1

+1

+1+1

+1