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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 125606 times)

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #825 on: February 10, 2014, 11:43:06 am »

Take over the planet. Have Grate become the God-King of mankind.

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Who knows, going down this path, the Warhammer 40000 universe might be created.
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+1's. And I'll ad another.
+1.... 5 years old we're making him the king of the earth.... niiiiiiice.
+1, now lets try to not do a horus heresy for this one.
Calling Hecate for Horus.
If we are going on this line of thought we should set our self up as God-Emperor, with our son being ALL the primarchs.   Who will then turn out to be Horus.   

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Well... You at least get one of the goddesses to make him a really cool set of mini-powerarmor. Oh well.



GRATE IS 6 NOW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #826 on: February 10, 2014, 11:50:56 am »

Aw, shit. That didn't work.


Well, at least we have a miniaturized power armor god-killing child.


Equip Grate with a Power Sword. Send him on another quest to absorb the philosophical and spiritual power of Ghandi, to help make our child the Chosen One. Do this by booting him out of a plane parachuting him into the Himalayas, and telling him to come home when he's absorbed Ghandi's power. However he plans to do that.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #827 on: February 10, 2014, 12:23:52 pm »

I still think we should do a father and son activity.
Like fishing together.
For sharks. With our bare, wounded, bleeding hands.
Or, alternatively, go to Wall Street and fish together for businessmen willing to invest to our future empire.
Or, alternatively, go to Hollywood and fish together for studios willing to finance a movie starring our son as the protagonist and his harem for every other part. And make sure they film it in 3D! Or 4D!

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #828 on: February 10, 2014, 01:35:25 pm »

I still think we should do a father and son activity.
Go to Hollywood and fish together for studios willing to finance a movie starring our son as the protagonist and his harem for every other part. And make sure they film it in 3D! Or 4D!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #829 on: February 10, 2014, 03:31:50 pm »

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2014, 03:41:21 pm by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #830 on: February 10, 2014, 03:43:28 pm »

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #831 on: February 10, 2014, 04:21:49 pm »

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

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He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #832 on: February 10, 2014, 04:24:26 pm »

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

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He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.
"Alright class, who invented the lightbulb?"
"I DID."

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #833 on: February 10, 2014, 04:59:47 pm »

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

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He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.
"Alright class, who invented the lightbulb?"
"I DID."
drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #834 on: February 10, 2014, 05:08:04 pm »

Which brings me to wonder whether goddess companions are allowed in school. I've never seen a rule against it.

I wonder if they count as show and tell?

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #835 on: February 10, 2014, 05:14:23 pm »

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #836 on: February 10, 2014, 05:15:46 pm »

Send Grate to school, in full power armor, with his goddess harem.

+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.
"Alright class, who invented the lightbulb?"
"I DID."
drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #837 on: February 10, 2014, 05:56:14 pm »

drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #838 on: February 10, 2014, 05:58:11 pm »

Double post
« Last Edit: February 10, 2014, 06:21:37 pm by The Froggy Ninja »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #839 on: February 10, 2014, 06:11:59 pm »

+1 to unleashing Grate upon the world of Public Schools. This is gonna be good :P

ADDENDUM: OOOO OOO It should be an INNER CITY SCHOOL. That way he can start a gang-cult around his awesomeness.
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