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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 125584 times)

WhitiusOpus

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
« Reply #1050 on: February 24, 2014, 11:07:21 am »

Warp back to the previous dimension.

+fuck
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
« Reply #1051 on: February 24, 2014, 11:28:45 am »

Dad brings in the birthday cake as all of grate's friends and goddess harem sings a specifically non-copyrighted version of the happy birthday song. He places it down at the end of the long table where grate is seated and places it down in front of him. Grate is just about to blow out the candles when he notices that there are far too may of them and that they spell out the word "FUCK". Then Dad plants Grate's head, face first, into cake and holds it there as he speaks to the studio audience.

"Hi, Dad here. Lately, I feel as though we may have been losing sight of our overall goal here. Because, fun as breaking reality is, eventually Grate" He looks down at grate who is struggling to escape, "Will have to go through the trials that mark his Ascension into manhood. And as he is, there are several trials which he is just gonna fuck up like a nymphomaniac fired from a cannon. And while I'm sure he is, right now, learning a valuable lesson about his inability to breathe cake frosting, I feel our time would be better spent being a bit more, oh, I dunno, constructive. AS OPPOSED TO ACTING LIKE SOMEONE REPLACED YOUR BRAINS WITH A POP-A-DICE FILLED WITH RABBIT TURDS."

He pulls grate's head out of the cake by the hair, looks at it in mild disgust and then lets it flop back down into the ruined birthday treat.

"Don't think I can't find you just because I'm fictional."

He points at his eyes then at your eyes then at his eyes and then at your eyes then at his balls and then makes a rude gesture.

"Four left mother fucker!"


Dappertude:3
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:-4
Determinational:8
Survivalous: 6
Sporties:2
Schooliouses:12

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1052 on: February 24, 2014, 11:48:52 am »

So what'd I miss?
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1053 on: February 24, 2014, 12:07:21 pm »

Sacrifice Grate's friends to Grate.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1054 on: February 24, 2014, 12:32:24 pm »

Have Grate kill his father. No one threatens us, mothafucka'.


Should increase Determinational, if you need a practical reason for this.
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Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1055 on: February 24, 2014, 12:33:30 pm »

Sacrifice Grate's friends to Grate.
+1 we will absorb their powah!

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1056 on: February 24, 2014, 12:36:42 pm »

Let's not do that. I don't want to ever meet Grate's father, in any context. Let's try to increase survivalisous and sporties.

Arrange for a nice holiday in Somalia. Try to pay off some pirates to kidnap Grate, then refuse to pay the ransom until Grate manages to break out of captivity. Worst case scenario, he's held hostage by drugged up pirates for years on end, which should increase some stat.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1057 on: February 24, 2014, 01:18:51 pm »

So what'd I miss?

They broke everything. Quite literally.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1058 on: February 24, 2014, 02:23:03 pm »

So what'd I miss?

They broke everything. Quite literally.
We erased the numbers of everything except 6.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1059 on: February 24, 2014, 02:48:13 pm »

Destroy the concept of numbers in this dimension as well.
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Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1060 on: February 24, 2014, 02:49:35 pm »

Punch Dad the White in the face. Go on a business claiming rampage.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1061 on: February 24, 2014, 02:51:32 pm »

Punch Dad the White in the face. Go on a business claiming rampage.
+1

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1062 on: February 24, 2014, 03:48:17 pm »

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1063 on: February 24, 2014, 04:04:36 pm »

Let's not do that. I don't want to ever meet Grate's father, in any context. Let's try to increase survivalisous and sporties.

Arrange for a nice holiday in Somalia. Try to pay off some pirates to kidnap Grate, then refuse to pay the ransom until Grate manages to break out of captivity. Worst case scenario, he's held hostage by drugged up pirates for years on end, which should increase some stat.
+1

We need to do something constructive, guys. And we can't hurt Dad the White, since we're Dad the White, even though he seems to have also taken on a sentience of his own, which is a bit confusing and more than a little bit disturbing.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1064 on: February 24, 2014, 04:06:06 pm »

So basically what I'm getting here is that PW wasn't in a position to murder everyone, so we went full minimalist EAT THE WALLS style bonkers.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.
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