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« Reply #1725 on: June 28, 2019, 05:10:55 am »

You need birch branch whips for that.
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« Reply #1726 on: June 28, 2019, 04:39:20 pm »

End of the month, so broke AF and couldn't afford to buy any Friday beer. However, my neighbour popped by for a surprise visit with beer. And after leaving he left a couple more for me. My Friday is saved, yay!

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« Reply #1727 on: July 04, 2019, 11:52:50 am »

"Ugh, this heat sucks.  I wish my AC worked."
Brain: "You should drink a bunch of cheap wine"
"Done.  Now I go to bed at a reasonable hour so tomorrow I can works towards fixing my problems?"
Brain: "Haha no.  Now you start a tricky discussion about a sensitive issue!  Bwaha!"
"Huh, okay, I think I finally have an understanding."
Brain: "Wat?"
"These people are really patient and explain things well"
Brain: "Whatever, go give bad 4AM advice for a pokemon romhack"
"Done!"
Brain: "And reconnect with your family"
"Fuck you, I'm not falling for that again"
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« Reply #1728 on: July 04, 2019, 08:31:53 pm »

You should illustrate that into a comic. :)   
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« Reply #1729 on: July 05, 2019, 06:54:50 am »

A ridiculous and/or bizarre sequence of events just culminated in my phobia of germs rearing its head and costing me a $10 bottle of Stone's Green Ginger Wine that I was very much looking forward to cracking open.
Press F to pay respects. Please spare some thoughts and prayers shots and beers.

At least it was a ridiculously economical beverage and not something more expensive, but still, it was heartbreaking. Also I am very broke right now and cannot afford to be wasting precious booze like that. Dx
I'll console myself with a cheap beer, which I fortunately bought six of also - so I didn't end up entirely empty-handed, alcohol-wise.
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« Reply #1730 on: July 07, 2019, 10:02:18 pm »

So, dark stuff that seems funny to me.



I've got brain stuff from abuse, and don't do well with family. My brother, I assumed/remembered, fared much better. During a family reunion we were both too cowardly (or whatever) to just say no to, I noticed he almost killed a 750 of whiskey in 2 days pretending he wasn't drinking much, to deal with family. So, that on top of beers and whatever. I have a problematic attitude with drinking (not yet an addict, but not healthy in any way) and don't normally appear drunk until I'm either wildly depressed or just about to pass out, and he was better on all of that (especially the crazy; dude is chill) than I have ever been.

So I'm probably better looking and smarter, but way crazier and somehow soberer. Man, I don't know, but he's still good to hang out with. And probably will be in 2 years when we've both quit (guessing).
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« Reply #1731 on: July 09, 2019, 05:37:16 pm »

"Ugh, this heat sucks.  I wish my AC worked."
Brain: "You should drink a bunch of cheap wine"
"Done.  Now I go to bed at a reasonable hour so tomorrow I can works towards fixing my problems?"
Brain: "Haha no.  Now you start a tricky discussion about a sensitive issue!  Bwaha!"
"Huh, okay, I think I finally have an understanding."
Brain: "Wat?"
"These people are really patient and explain things well"
Brain: "Whatever, go give bad 4AM advice for a pokemon romhack"
"Done!"
Brain: "And reconnect with your family"
"Fuck you, I'm not falling for that again"

I laughed my ass off at this.
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« Reply #1732 on: July 09, 2019, 10:13:05 pm »

Hehe, thanks!  I'm actually doing fine with my family members, mostly, it's sometimes complicated of course.  It's just... when I get drunk and musicpost?  I do that to my family sometimes and I *really* shouldn't.  It's a lot more meaningful when I do it sober.

...Oh right!  I've been watching Schitt's Creek and came across an amazing but somewhat worrying euphemism.  For a long time I've bragged here about how good red wine is, and how much I love it, despite it sometimes giving me a sore throat.  But at some point I tried white wine, and it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected, so I largely switched over.  Recently I've been getting rose - pink.

This isn't what I meant, though I'm retroactively okay with it??
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« Reply #1733 on: July 10, 2019, 09:08:02 am »

The elderberry mead I've been mentioning has turned out somewhat sickening. It's almost syrup. I may just dump it out. Or maybe I can reduce it and put it on waffles.

In happy drunk news, my honey shipment should arrive today and I can start cooking up two more gallons.
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« Reply #1734 on: July 10, 2019, 10:47:32 am »

I bought a mead from the liquor monopoly that ended up being horrifyingly sweet as well, but I kept it around for the longest time because I couldn't bring myself to just throw it out...

Then I started reading up on a bit of mixology, and decided to try adding Schweppes bitter lemon to it. It... Actually turned out somewhat drinkable. Enough that I could finally empty the bottle without gagging.

Might want to give something like that a try before giving up on it completely.

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« Reply #1735 on: July 10, 2019, 01:25:16 pm »

My buddy adds lemon to his mead while its in its barrel.
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« Reply #1736 on: July 14, 2019, 10:37:58 pm »

Hello everyone! I like taking a good drink every once in a while, but I prefer beer over vodka or anything like that.

It also leads to me talking about politics a lot more than I'd like.
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« Reply #1737 on: July 15, 2019, 05:36:18 pm »

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« Reply #1738 on: July 16, 2019, 08:49:12 am »

Our forefathers got shitfaced and then overthrew English rule. If you didn't drink a fraction of this, you ain't even trying.

I don't know the timeline but that explains so much. After entirely too much and adequate amount of alcohol: "What if we... dressed up like natives and made tea in the harbor?"
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« Reply #1739 on: July 16, 2019, 12:20:06 pm »

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