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[Kagus]

The ability to change your own name was removed during the great Toady swarm of... Whatever year that was.

You might be able to just ask Tarn to change it for you, otherwise you may have to make a new account.

If you do make a new one, for fuck's sake don't get the last one deleted

[Iduno]

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Edit: How do I change my name to Corn Pop?

Tell me if you find out bc I hate the silly df dwarven pun my name is.

I am not sure I meant here. I think I wanted my real-ass name to be Corn Pop. As a joke.

[itisnotlogical]

Fireball hot chocolate

Ingredients:

Milk - as much as you want there to be
Chocolate - as much as you want, but less than the amount of milk
Fireball - 1.5oz is my default, but whatever amount you happen to call a "shot" works too
Whipped cream, cinnamon and cinnamon stick - this stuff is just to make it look pretty

Instructions:

• Put milk in microwave until hot
• Add choco syrup and Fireball
• Put whipped cream on top, sprinkle tiny amount of cinnamon or cinnamon sugar on top, add cinnamon stick. If your stick is short, use the whipped cream as an anchor for like 10 seconds before it falls in anyway
• chug it all down in ten seconds

[Iduno]

Fireball hot chocolate

Ingredients:

Milk - as much as you want there to be
Chocolate - as much as you want, but less than the amount of milk
Fireball - 1.5oz is my default, but whatever amount you happen to call a "shot" works too
Whipped cream, cinnamon and cinnamon stick - this stuff is just to make it look pretty

Instructions:

• Put milk in microwave until hot
• Add choco syrup and Fireball
• Put whipped cream on top, sprinkle tiny amount of cinnamon or cinnamon sugar on top, add cinnamon stick. If your stick is short, use the whipped cream as an anchor for like 10 seconds before it falls in anyway
• chug it all down in ten seconds

If you can get good Mexican/South American hot chocolate (Ibarra or Abuelita, are the ones you're most likely to find - partially melt them in a double boiler or something first), it's already got the cinnamon in it. Mix it with cream so you have to cut it with something; spiced rum or fireball both work. Cream also doesn't curdle like milk does, so heat or add booze as much as you want.

But yeah, cinnamon hot chocolate is delicious.

[itisnotlogical]

Hmm, I thought Abuelita tasted spicy but I wasn't sure. I had some but forgot about it when I was making that concoction. Will have to try it next time!

[MaximumZero]

Fireball + Dr Pepper Cream Soda = pretty good, actually.

[Yoink]

I've got Corona.   

[dragdeler]

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[Iduno]

I've got Corona.   

I'm sorry to hear that. I'd rather have the virus.

FINE I'LL DO IT BY HAND. 

Thank you for your service. I needed that laugh. It's been a long time since I've seen that one.

[Rolan7]

Taking little swigs of Texas Pete hot sauce really helps wash down the crappy American beer.

Edit: It's basically spiced wine that's gone sour.  It's mostly vinegar by volume, after all.  I dig it.

[Yoink]

Which beer are you talking about? I hope it's not PBR or Budweiser - they are wholly undeserving of the "crappy" adjective!   


Me, I've just been drinking some Old Number Fifteen, the cheap whiskey which is somewhat less cheap up here in the middle of nowhere, and right now I am sipping down the last of my Jagermeister. I can't do the accent 'cause I'm typing this on my laptop and am unsure how to do that shit with a normal keyboard. Oh well.   
Probably shoulda bought some beer as well, considering the warm weather, but oh well.
I corrected at least a couple typos in this post, which may be a good sign.   

[Rolan7]

It was Busch Light which is basically Bud.  Low-tier swill, rice-enhanced... im-"potent japanese rice wine"-
Any succor in a storm.  Gods damn, if only I had wine for this storm.  A cellar, can you imagine!  Things go wrong, and you sorrowfully retreat to your chambers with a hand-delivered (but carefully purified, and handed over in a rag of silk) bottle of some ancient port which bends your mind to classical times, and you begin writing-

everything sucks get, woo, drunk.

[Jimmy]

Hello end of work.
Hello bottle of wine.
Hello weird part of YouTube.

[Iduno]

Hello end of work.
Hello bottle of wine.
Hello weird part of YouTube.

Look, that's some good music, and an impressive mashup, but I don't think that even counts as weird for Youtube. I mean, I found this without trying, and that's not that weird.

[Jimmy]

Look, that's some good music, and an impressive mashup, but I don't think that even counts as weird for Youtube. I mean, I found this without trying, and that's not that weird.

Don't even.