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Author Topic: Roll to be friends with the GM - Well, I did say "within this year"...  (Read 25243 times)

Avis-Mergulus

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Well. This appears to be a minimalist RTD. I have previously sworn that I will NEVER run a minimalist RTD, so that means my oath is broken! To restore my honor, I must vanquish any Bay12'er who ventures into this thread! Have at thee, villains!

GM TURN:
Avis deploys his PSEUDOSCIENCE BULLSHIT meter!
« Last Edit: June 13, 2014, 04:43:31 pm by Avis-Mergulus »
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DarkArtemisFowl

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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2014, 12:16:28 pm »

Deploy forum spambots to annoy and dishevel the GM.
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2014, 12:28:36 pm »

Create metal rod, name it the "GMstick". Beat GM with the GM stick whenever he defies me.
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2014, 12:29:11 pm »

Unleash the Dermpocalypse and derail the plot by three or above Hendersons.
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 12:33:17 pm »

>Post shock images in an attempt to get the thread locked, or at least 504 the forums for a while.
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2014, 12:58:09 pm »

Unleash the Dermpocalypse and derail the plot by three or above Hendersons.

Perform a true Henderson by protecting the GM no matter how many times he attempts to kill me.
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2014, 01:08:21 pm »

That's a negative henderson.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2014, 01:11:08 pm »

Create gun. Call gun "GM reward". The GM is "rewarded with a shot from my gun every time I feel like it.
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2014, 01:21:02 pm »

Hug GM
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2014, 01:22:11 pm »

That's a negative henderson.
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Actually not.  The 'plot' of this is trying to destroy the GM, therefore protecting the GM is derailing the plot.
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Avis-Mergulus

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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2014, 01:30:14 pm »

YISSSS! Five seven replies! I can't wait to destroy you, you pathetic bunch of alcoholic midgets!
Deploy forum spambots to annoy and dishevel the GM.
[4] I am annoyed! And disheveled! But I was annoyed before, so disheveled is the only thing that is added! The disheveler drones expire! Sucks to be you! Roll a five next time!
Avis grows a DISHEVELATION meter!

Create metal rod, name it the "GMstick". Beat GM with the GM stick whenever he defies me.
[3] You create an aluminum spork, and name it the GMspork. You try to beat me with it constantly, but your attacks are repelled by my PSEUDOSCIENCE BULLSHIT meter. Midget. (-1 PSB)

Unleash the Dermpocalypse and derail the plot by three or above Hendersons.
[6] You become Old Man Henderson himself! According to a little-known correlation law, I am now Cthulhu! Oh-ho-ho! Frisky flagella time!
Avis sprouts an ELDRITCHITUDE meter!

>Post shock images in an attempt to get the thread locked, or at least 504 the forums for a while.
[4]You post Goatse! It is abominable! I get an admin warning, but luckily, it is dispelled by my Fermion Unification Coherence Klein-bottle before it can pierce my artistic sensitivity! The PSEUDOSCIENCE BULLSHIT meter goes down. (-2 PSB)

Unleash the Dermpocalypse and derail the plot by three or above Hendersons.

Perform a true Henderson by protecting the GM no matter how many times he attempts to kill me.
[6] There's no plot, you silly old fool! Except there is now, because of your meddling. On the other hand, your efforts to protect me have made you look knightly. You gain a KNIGHTLINESS point to do with as you will!
A wild PLOT GAUGE appears!

Create gun. Call gun "GM reward". The GM is "rewarded with a shot from my gun every time I feel like it.
[4] You create a musket! It is muzzle-loaded, just like yo momma! A well-known fact: musket bullets cannot pierce my Super-Hadronated Irwing Template! (-1 PSB)

Hug GM
[4] W-what? Why'd you... Imean, sh've off, dummy. It's not like I like you or anything! St-stop hugging me, dangit!
Avis is burdened with a DERE-DERE meter!

GM TURN:
Avis attempts to molest Derm with his FRISKY FLAGELLA! [1] Fuuuuuuuuuuu... They are shotgunned, doused with gasoline, set on fire, and thrown into jail. This is just bullshit. (-1 ELD)
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« Last Edit: January 27, 2014, 01:35:51 pm by Avis-Mergulus »
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2014, 01:37:07 pm »

Not even past the first turn and we already have turned the GM into a tsundere-Cthulu monster that is being increasingly pissed off by pseudoscience and forum attacks. Great.

SEND IN THE THREAD-FLAMING TROLLS TO DISHEVEL THE GM EVEN MORE.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2014, 01:39:35 pm by DarkArtemisFowl »
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2014, 01:42:40 pm »

"but I don't understand, why do you want to fight us? Don't you like us anymore?"
Ask, accompanied by a wide-eyed stare and facefull of confusion.
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2014, 01:44:24 pm »

Appear in my pirate ship and fire a boardside at the GM
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Re: Roll to destroy the GM - He hates your face.
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2014, 01:48:41 pm »

MUCKLE DAMRED GUM 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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