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Author Topic: Roll to be friends with the GM - Well, I did say "within this year"...  (Read 45662 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #150 on: February 11, 2014, 06:07:30 pm »

Destroy the Wild Hunt with my blade
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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #151 on: February 11, 2014, 06:09:42 pm »

Get a fish-charging licence because the GM suggested it! But first, fire a fish at the Inquisition so that they just go and state that they are the Inquisition in your general direction.
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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #152 on: February 11, 2014, 06:13:29 pm »

Turn bullshit to my own use! Convert it into BULLSHITTING REALITY POWER.
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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #153 on: February 11, 2014, 06:15:55 pm »

Cure my bad ass.
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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #154 on: February 11, 2014, 06:31:11 pm »

FORCE GM TO USE D12'S, BECAUSE A FOUR ON THOSE SUCK ASS ANYWAY.

CREATE A GOLDEN RING IN A VOLCANO, GIVE IT TO AN IRRESPONSIBLE PERSON.
WRITE EPIC TRILOGY ABOUT IT.

BECOME SPIRIT ANIMAL. THIS IS UP TO GM'S INTERPRETATION.
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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #155 on: February 11, 2014, 06:50:33 pm »

Summon more players! Force GM to roll even moar!
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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #156 on: February 11, 2014, 07:34:09 pm »

USE ALTERNATE PHYSICS TO PUNCH GM REALLY HARD.
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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #157 on: February 11, 2014, 07:36:46 pm »

Dispose of my current trolls. Hire new ones to send a tsunami's worth of spam advertisements and viruses towards GM's computer.
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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #158 on: February 11, 2014, 08:05:43 pm »

"I am Pitch, King pf Nightmare."
I amass power from the fear of those around me.

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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #159 on: February 11, 2014, 08:24:21 pm »

Draw on the powers of the Endritch and Prepare to suck the Hunt of its power

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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #160 on: February 11, 2014, 08:26:43 pm »

Relocate battle to low Azathoth orbit.
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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #161 on: February 11, 2014, 08:41:50 pm »

Erm... my rolls suck...

Respawn as... I don't know... a flying turtle...

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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #162 on: February 12, 2014, 01:03:49 am »

Git marryin' GM-Sempai; we'll even gotz a big-ass ceremony n' every last muthafuckin thang! WHAT!

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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #163 on: February 12, 2014, 05:34:56 am »

LV. 20 THORNCODDLE: SNUGGLEBARB PRICKLEPOKE on Zanktezkuken
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Re: Roll ta destroy DMK n' tha GM - The Hunt is at hand
« Reply #164 on: February 12, 2014, 05:44:59 am »

Complete tha prayer
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