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[Kriellya]

I killed the team leader accidentally and am now playing deadly hangman.

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Is that all?

What were you expecting? Someone to write a story where a seaside kingdom was terrorized by a great gold wyrm and a writer by the name of Piecewise succeeds in banishing said beast by constructing a magical cesspool and using the power of a divine Toad?

No, just...well...more chaos. That sounds almost like what's supposed to be happening! What happened to Bay12 while I was gone?!?

Well, to be fair, there was more chaos than that, but that is the basic gist of it.

The slightly extended version is that me and NAV got stuck to a dartboard. NAV got shot 3 times in the gut and managed not to die from it. (bastard ) Then I got pegged in the skull by knifes, courtesy Xan, while the rest of the contestants tried to have a brawl.

And now we're playing hangman. Xan is the man. We're planning to hang him

[Beirus]

I killed the team leader accidentally and am now playing deadly hangman.

...
Is that all?

What were you expecting? Someone to write a story where a seaside kingdom was terrorized by a great gold wyrm and a writer by the name of Piecewise succeeds in banishing said beast by constructing a magical cesspool and using the power of a divine Toad?

No, just...well...more chaos. That sounds almost like what's supposed to be happening! What happened to Bay12 while I was gone?!?

Well, to be fair, there was more chaos than that, but that is the basic gist of it.

The slightly extended version is that me and NAV got stuck to a dartboard. NAV got shot 3 times in the gut and managed not to die from it. (bastard ) Then I got pegged in the skull by knifes, courtesy Xan, while the rest of the contestants tried to have a brawl.

And now we're playing hangman. Xan is the man. We're planning to hang him

If by brawl you mean the three people on red team charging me and trying to harm me with various degrees of success while Xan killed you and Toaster mutilated your corpse.

EDIT: Speaking of red team...hey Toaster, are you up for some backstage shenanigans? I'll need you to distract Allen and Magarth for me. It can only end well.

[Toaster]

Hmm?

[Beirus]

I'll PM my plan to you.

[renegadelobster]

Wait, what?

[renegadelobster]

I'm keeping my eyes on you two

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, to be fair, there was more chaos than that, but that is the basic gist of it.
The slightly extended version is that me and NAV got stuck to a dartboard. NAV got shot 3 times in the gut and managed not to die from it. (bastard ) Then I got pegged in the skull by knifes, courtesy Xan, while the rest of the contestants tried to have a brawl.
And now we're playing hangman. Xan is the man. We're planning to hang him

If by brawl you mean the three people on red team charging me and trying to harm me with various degrees of success while Xan killed you and Toaster mutilated your corpse.
EDIT: Speaking of red team...hey Toaster, are you up for some backstage shenanigans? I'll need you to distract Allen and Magarth for me. It can only end well.

That's more like it.

((So, standard ARM procedure for injured allies? Loot everything and drag them along behind?))

((Sounds about right, standard AURON procedure for injured allies however is to stick them in a sack and run. It also happens to be standard procedure when encountering injured enemies, damaged equipment, random civilians and wild animals.))

Remind me never to go on a mission with Auron.

Spoiler: ooc (click to show/hide)

 

And angel...angel can't really fire with her teammates just standing in the way .

Her? Wrong gender there , not that it would bother Berach, he's an equal opportunities psychopath, so long as the mission gets done I don't think the gender of any participants would even occur to him as anything more than an abstract descriptor

Someone should tell Angel that he has a girl's name. Maybe Auron.
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Onetwothree NOT IT!

[Parisbre56]

Why is Angel a girl's name? I know a statistically significant number of guys called Angel. It's not a very common male name but it does exist.

Semi-related: My highschool headmaster was named Archangel Gabriel. First name Archangel, last name Gabriel. His mother must have been very religious or maybe just had a weird sense of humour.

[GreatWyrmGold]

News to me.

Heck, if my last name was Gabriel, I'd name my kid Angel. Archangel, if it wasn't too silly. Which it kinda is.

[piecewise]

Angel is considered masculine in Spanish and Latin countries, I believe, while it is a basically never used feminine name in America and (Maybe) other English countries.

If I remember right, Michele is a male name in french but female in English too. Language is a funny thing.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Indeed. Even when it's the same, sometimes.

[syvarris]

Plus, considering that only two of the current ARM operatives come from the same planet, there's bound to be weird naming shenanigans.   I wouldn't be surprised if there's a world that names most kids after elements (Although I'd be surprised if it isn't Simus' homeworld).

And gender equality is probably advanced to the point of insanity on some worlds.  Maybe Auron would find it weird if anyone with blond hair has a name that doesn't start with "S".

[GreatWyrmGold]

Plus, considering that only two of the current ARM operatives come from the same planet, there's bound to be weird naming shenanigans.

*glances at Grate*

You might wanna put Flint IN his MK2. It would probably provide better medical aid them Skylar right now.

A MK1 would probably provide better medical aid...

[Parisbre56]

Seeing RC mention the Young Experiment reminded me, we should do a trivia page on the wiki or something similar. Add all the stuff we've heard being mentioned but know nothing about and all the prophetic things people have seen (Lars' god of math or Faith's vision for example), stuff like that.

[Radio Controlled]

Seeing RC mention the Young Experiment reminded me, we should do a trivia page on the wiki or something similar. Add all the stuff we've heard being mentioned but know nothing about and all the prophetic things people have seen (Lars' god of math or Faith's vision for example), stuff like that.

Maybe a section labeled 'mysteries, riddles and unknowns' or something like that?