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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO  (Read 2319633 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7980 on: August 04, 2014, 02:15:49 pm »

I like how Mission 15 went from the eight stooges to the reckoning to the three stooges in no more than ten turns.
It's an efficient kind of stupidity.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7981 on: August 04, 2014, 09:41:57 pm »

try to prevent Lars from... going overboard on certain aspects.

This is about the giant penis again, isn't it?  It's always about giant penises around here.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7982 on: August 04, 2014, 10:14:21 pm »

try to prevent Lars from... going overboard on certain aspects.
This is about the giant penis again, isn't it?  It's always about giant penises around here.
I think it's more about the giant penis being in the propaganda rather than the unconventional combat tactics manuals :P

I have half a mind to try and shoot a video featuring the Doctor explaining that, whilst tech bans do indeed reduce the chances of a threat like the Altered from ever occurring again, it will statistically occur again eventually and the tech bans will leave humanity even less well equipped then; whilst comparatively, not only will humanity be better equipped should the ARM takes control and lifts those bans, the Doctor will ensure that if the Altered rear their ugly heads once more, the whole human species would have been so heavily modified by then that they will be able to consume and assimilate the Altered instead :D
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7983 on: August 05, 2014, 12:00:53 am »

Steve won't allow it. Herr Docktor is supposed to be dead I think.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7984 on: August 05, 2014, 12:48:10 am »

How about this then? :P

Fade in from from white. Level Angle, Mid-to-Long Shot of an incredibly attractive man stands alongside an ordinary man against a white background. They are both in neat casual attire.

Narrator: "This is Bob."
The unremarkable man smiles and waves.
Narrator: "He is an ordinary citizen of the United Worlds of Man, your average law abiding citizen. He obeys his magistars, he questions nothing."

Narrator: "This is Xan."
The attractive man smiles and waves.
Narrator: "He is the person who Bob could be - a citizen of the Allied Revolutionary Movement. Free from the oppressive tech bans, free to improve himself as he wishes."

With a ghastly growl, a writhing mass of flesh and chitin drops in between them. Long blades and an asymmetric construction give it a nightmarish visage.
Narrator: "This in an Altered."
The Altered hisses and growls.

Narrator: "Bob, meet Altered."
Bob turns to took at the abomination, he tries to scream but never even gets as far making any noise. He is impaled by a lance of bone and rapidly assimilated into the Altered's tumorous mass.

Narrator: "Altered, meet Xan."
Xan turns to face the Altered, he too is quickly impaled, before the tendrils fuse with his flesh, he winces slightly. The Altered only manages to partially fuse itself to Xan before it abruptly stops, its entire mass twisting and distorting, the tendrils so detaching without a mark as Xan partially assimilates the Altered into himself before recycling all of its biomass into a litter of adorable kittens.

Xan smiles wryly and walks off screen, the kittens follow him obediently in an orderly line.
Narrator: "Allied Revolutionary Movement: Better Solutions for Better People"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7985 on: August 05, 2014, 12:50:16 am »

Fade in from from white. Level Angle, Mid-to-Long Shot of an incredibly attractive man stands alongside an ordinary man against a white background. They are both in neat casual attire.

Narrator: "This is Bob."
The unremarkable man smiles and waves.
Narrator: "He is an ordinary citizen of the United Worlds of Man, your average law abiding citizen. He obeys his magistars, he questions nothing."

Narrator: "This is Xan."
The attractive man smiles and waves.
Narrator: "He is who Bob can be - a citizen of the Allied Revolutionary Movement. Free from the oppressive tech bans, free to improve himself as he wishes."

With a ghastly growl, a writhing mass of flesh and chitin drops in between them. Long blades and an asymmetric construction give it a nightmarish visage.
Narrator: "This in an Altered."
The Altered hisses and growls.

Narrator: "Bob, meet Altered."
Bob turns to took at the abomination, he tries to scream but never even gets as far making any noise. He is impaled by a lance of bone and rapidly assimilated into the Altered's tumorous mass.

Narrator: "Altered, meet Xan."
Xan turns to face the Altered, he too is quickly impaled, before the tendrils fuse with his flesh, he winces slightly. The Altered only manages to partially fuse itself to Xan before it abruptly stops, its entire mass twisting and distorting, the tendrils so detaching without a mark as Xan partially assimilates the Altered into himself before recycling all of its biomass into a litter of adorable kittens.

Xan smiles wryly and walks off screen, the kittens follow him obediently in an orderly line.
Narrator: "Allied Revolutionary Movement: Better Solutions for Better People"

This is going in my sig right meow.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7986 on: August 05, 2014, 01:08:37 am »

Steve won't allow it. Herr Docktor is supposed to be dead I think.
Indeed. We don't need the old guard of the UWM to stir from their moldering pleasure domes because the Father of Nightmares reared his head again.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7987 on: August 05, 2014, 01:09:34 am »

Steve won't allow it. Herr Docktor is supposed to be dead I think.
Indeed. We don't need the old guard of the UWM to stir from their moldering pleasure domes because the Father of Nightmares reared his head again.
Given Xan considered Doc to be his 'father' it's even more appropriate.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7988 on: August 05, 2014, 01:20:34 am »

Steve won't allow it. Herr Docktor is supposed to be dead I think.
Indeed. We don't need the old guard of the UWM to stir from their moldering pleasure domes because the Father of Nightmares reared his head again.
Given Xan considered Doc to be his 'father' it's even more appropriate.
Now you just need some sort of third 'spirit' entity and you can go start some horrible cult that resembles a twisted form of Christianity.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7989 on: August 05, 2014, 01:22:26 am »

New Xan. He'll be the Jesus.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7990 on: August 05, 2014, 01:23:33 am »

New Xan. He'll be the Jesus.
Who is the Holy Spirit then? You've already got The Father (of Nightmares) and The Son (no Biological Relation).

Steve won't allow it. Herr Docktor is supposed to be dead I think.
Indeed. We don't need the old guard of the UWM to stir from their moldering pleasure domes because the Father of Nightmares reared his head again.
Wait what? Not that he wasn't alive but rather that he appeared again?

...As in, they knew he wasn't dead? Or he came back from the dead in the past?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7991 on: August 05, 2014, 01:24:59 am »

Steve won't allow it. Herr Docktor is supposed to be dead I think.
Indeed. We don't need the old guard of the UWM to stir from their moldering pleasure domes because the Father of Nightmares reared his head again.
But then we can see them duke it out. Tickets could be sold.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #7992 on: August 05, 2014, 01:25:44 am »

What even is the Holy Spirit in Christianity? I've only ever heard it mentioned in that one prayer.
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« Reply #7993 on: August 05, 2014, 01:28:38 am »

What even is the Holy Spirit in Christianity? I've only ever heard it mentioned in that one prayer.
From my understanding, it's basically the innate desire to do good, kind of like a part of God I guess.

I guess if the Doctor had control over shock implants, you could have a prayer to The Father, The Son and The Shock Implants :P

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« Reply #7994 on: August 05, 2014, 01:30:21 am »

Hmm.
That...
Yeah, newXan can be the 'holy' spirit.
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