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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO  (Read 2319267 times)

Xantalos

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13110 on: February 19, 2015, 12:17:02 am »

Nah, see, the problem is that Xan now will probably cause a hinderance to people trying to escape (as difficult as that would be already), but the problem isn't all his, hence the half strike.
Plus, we have to teach him a lesson about this stuff.
I did learn a lesson about not using fleshwarping for everything!
It's just the universe dice are trying to kill me.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13111 on: February 19, 2015, 01:07:24 am »

I'M AN INVISIBLE BEAR, MUTHAFUCKA

AND I WAS STANDING AT GROUND-FUCKIN-ZERO

BRING IT

>Use my Invisibear powers to save everyone my own ass.

If you roll a five, all that will be left of you will be a perfectly preserved invisible bear ass.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13112 on: February 19, 2015, 01:09:39 am »

If you roll a five, all that will be left of you will be a perfectly preserved invisible bear ass.
I really want to sig and OOC this.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13113 on: February 19, 2015, 01:10:50 am »

Keep in mind he always rolls fives.
So there is no situation in which your ass will not be the only thing preserved.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13114 on: February 19, 2015, 01:46:28 am »

So, my potion has permanent effect. Something about weeping. I wonder what the actual effect might be... And how badly I screwed my character.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13115 on: February 19, 2015, 01:50:40 am »

Well, it isn't like it can get any worse than what's happening right now.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13116 on: February 19, 2015, 02:51:18 am »

Hey hey now, let's not piss off the rng gods anymore than they already are now.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13117 on: February 19, 2015, 03:34:43 am »

Let's just say I cannot put enough ha's after each other in succession to describe how I feel about the sword.

This is literally the best, thank you based Xan

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13118 on: February 19, 2015, 03:38:14 am »

I'm just wondering if there's even going to be a shop when we're done with these missions or if we're gonna have to go native :P
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13119 on: February 19, 2015, 03:42:09 am »

Let's just say I cannot put enough ha's after each other in succession to describe how I feel about the sword.

This is literally the best, thank you based Xan
I'll admit that while I'm happy at becoming basically the patron saint of collateral damage (someone should put that in the Pantheon by the way), it was Auron that fucked reality in the ear this time.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13120 on: February 19, 2015, 04:58:28 am »

Since we can now add things to the Pantheon, I support the creation of special section "Demons" and placing there Xan as a patron demigod of teammates-caused collateral damage and sudden eldritch mission fuckup.

So, M18, if the sarcophagus suddenly cracks open and a couple dozen Eaters of Cold spawn around to greet Mommy, obviously Xan the Wicked Tentacle did it to you!  :P

Oh, and worry not on-ship people, Auron was just posessed by Xan the Angry Living Overkill. You should not blame him for it afterwards, it was a failed hidden Will roll that caused all of that.
Come to think of it, Xan-II-as-character is not at blame too - it was Xan the Laughing Fleshwarprer that posessed him and caused those tentacles-out-of-vents! Clearly, both Xan-II and Auron should have been marked by protective sigils against Xan the Demon by our holy Brother Lars beforehand. It might have averted the tragedy.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13121 on: February 19, 2015, 05:00:02 am »

So what you're saying is, Xan is so dangerous that he needs protection from his own thoughts? :P
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13122 on: February 19, 2015, 05:08:56 am »

Xan has transcended into more than mere player characterdom. He's become a meme, a face for people to think of, a name for them to invoke whenever a destructive overshoot happens or things start going out-the-ass eldritch for no reason at all, just as Timmy represents the eventual consequences of gleeful innocence in the face of eldritch horror.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13123 on: February 19, 2015, 05:30:45 am »

Or we just burn the lot and forget about it. Always an option!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« Reply #13124 on: February 19, 2015, 05:38:37 am »

Oh what an awakening awaits my character, Yaroslav. Imagine, last thing you remember is your little daughter gently carried away from you as you fall asleep on the operating table and you try to reach her with  your weakening hand.
And then you are harshly waken from cryochamber to see your body being a mechanic abomination, yourslef being in a spaceship with corridors full of flesh, woth no idea what happened to you or your body or your daughter, and Steve makes his usual introduction.
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