Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 1657 1658 [1659] 1660 1661 ... 2204

Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO  (Read 1222741 times)

AbstractTraitorHero

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm still alive, how fortunate!
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24870 on: November 21, 2015, 02:42:28 am »

When I get back on ship I'm going to take your limbs and impale them through your torso, stitching them to your internal organs in such a way that any significant movement will cause them to burst, ensuring a long painful death.
have fun with her screaming bloody murder and probably overloading the mass murder amp. :)
Are you on a mission currently?
Logged
((I just facepalmed so hard I have a concussion))
Rip Abigail South Death by Drop pod my avatar is now morbid.

renegadelobster

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24871 on: November 21, 2015, 02:50:43 am »

He is currently in the process of removing Anthony's limbs because of a little bit of harmless teammate stabbing. I'm fairly certain the medic should be helping the guy currently bleeding out from a hole in his sternum instead of removing the stabbers arms  :P
Logged
Well, it only hates Linux for now. If we could condition it to hate computer viruses, than hooray! Free, brutal virus protection! Unless you have Linux!

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24872 on: November 21, 2015, 03:31:55 am »

Gotta decrease work for myself. Stabbed dude won't bleed out in one turn, and stab dude will create more work for me if I don't halt him.

But bring shipping into ER and I will visit horrors upon you such as you have never seen.

Which means prepare your body because Xanta Claws is coming for your bleedy bits.
Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Parisbre56

  • Bay Watcher
  • I can haz skullz?
    • View Profile
    • parisbre56 Discord
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24873 on: November 21, 2015, 04:15:24 am »

About surviving gibbing: I believe that is governed by the Fate stat, not Mind.

About shipping: http://youtu.be/D-mC_lcQipI
Logged
My projects & Sigpost
RETURN TO SENDER. REASON: APE TOO ANIME.
Quote from: Ozarck
Requesting the transfer of one Anime Ape to Sanitation Department.
Jon puts in a request for personnel transfer. Under the "Why" section he writes "Because it would be wicked sweet."

NJW2000

  • Bay Watcher
  • [CONSUMES_VERMIN]
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24874 on: November 21, 2015, 04:20:45 am »

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.

Whiiiiiich reminds me, I may need a quick writing excercise to get the juices flowing for a new RTD, any combinations anyone wants to see horribly done in paragraph form?
Logged
I'm not around much anymore. I'll still check PMs though.

Comrade P.

  • Bay Watcher
  • For space is wide and good friends are too few
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24875 on: November 21, 2015, 04:22:53 am »

Which means prepare your body because Xanta Claws is coming for your bleedy bits.

I'm sigging this.
Logged
Sigs

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24876 on: November 21, 2015, 04:26:20 am »

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.
No, that's proper shipping. I've done Xan/Doc fics in my time.

What I can't stand is the asinine non-speculation list making version of shipping that isn't even thinking about how the two chosen characters would work together in a relationship instead just putting the two names with an x in between them it reeks of no thought and it causes my mind to go into conniptions I nearly went nuts when it became a tumorous infestation in a game I didn't even play in if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it

Sorry, I like people putting effort into their relationship speculations.
Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

NJW2000

  • Bay Watcher
  • [CONSUMES_VERMIN]
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24877 on: November 21, 2015, 04:42:42 am »

Fair enough. Funny how nobody's mentioned the doc or AM, though.
Logged
I'm not around much anymore. I'll still check PMs though.

Execute/Dumbo.exe

  • Bay Watcher
  • Never Types So Much As Punches The Keyboard
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24878 on: November 21, 2015, 05:00:46 am »

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.
No, that's proper shipping. I've done Xan/Doc fics in my time.

What I can't stand is the asinine non-speculation list making version of shipping that isn't even thinking about how the two chosen characters would work together in a relationship instead just putting the two names with an x in between them it reeks of no thought and it causes my mind to go into conniptions I nearly went nuts when it became a tumorous infestation in a game I didn't even play in if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it

Sorry, I like people putting effort into their relationship speculations.
...
Xanessa X Steve
Logged
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
Quote
IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

Empiricist

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24879 on: November 21, 2015, 05:26:17 am »

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.
if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it
So, anyone feeling like writing a slashfic between Xantalo's digestive system and the bird that lives outside his window?
Logged

Corsair

  • Bay Watcher
  • New Zeland giveth, New Zeland taketh away
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24880 on: November 21, 2015, 05:53:35 am »

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.
if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it
So, anyone feeling like writing a slashfic between Xantalo's digestive system and the bird that lives outside his window?
No! that is just insane enough to tempt someone into doing it!
« Last Edit: November 21, 2015, 06:03:47 am by Corsair »
Logged
So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

TheBiggerFish

  • Bay Watcher
  • Somewhere around here.
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24881 on: November 21, 2015, 06:03:40 am »

Geez guys, don't make me start a sig thread post...

E:Oh, come on, ninja'd by an edit.

E2:E ;P
Logged
Sigtext

It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

NJW2000

  • Bay Watcher
  • [CONSUMES_VERMIN]
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24882 on: November 21, 2015, 06:13:04 am »

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.
if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it
So, anyone feeling like writing a slashfic between Xantalo's digestive system and the bird that lives outside his window?
No! that is just insane enough to tempt someone into doing it!
And this is why we save stuff on pastebin, boys and girls :)
Logged
I'm not around much anymore. I'll still check PMs though.

Ozarck

  • Bay Watcher
  • DiceBane
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24883 on: November 21, 2015, 09:15:03 am »

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.
No, that's proper shipping. I've done Xan/Doc fics in my time.

What I can't stand is the asinine non-speculation list making version of shipping that isn't even thinking about how the two chosen characters would work together in a relationship instead just putting the two names with an x in between them it reeks of no thought and it causes my mind to go into conniptions I nearly went nuts when it became a tumorous infestation in a game I didn't even play in if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it

Sorry, I like people putting effort into their relationship speculations.
...
Xanessa X Steve
Amateur.

Xanessa x Burrito Bison.

It practically writes itself. I'll write it up if I get enough votes, and I know next to nothing about the bison, so this will be fun(ny).

Nikitian

  • Bay Watcher
  • ~_~
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #24884 on: November 21, 2015, 11:08:03 am »

Let's see...

Vanessa x Manuel
One is a medic that collects limbs, another is a limb of a medic that broke limbs.
She was created in the infirmary by adding innumerable cybernetic limbs and shedding the fleshy outside, he was created in the R&D department by his owner shedding a fleshy limb and attaching cybernetic insides.
She is driven by a single goal in mind, his mind is almost big enough for a single goal.
She is a new iteration of most-times-died character, he is a former part of a closest-to-immortal character.
Her other selves are dead. His original self is dead.
She strives for immortality. His flesh is the key to practical immortality technology.
She is a he, secretly. He is an it, obviously.
And they both dream of the Doctor restoring them to their previous selves.

A match made in heaven, I say.
Logged
Past Sigs
Nikitian kneels in front of his computer, fresh lamb's blood on his hands, and prays to the dark powers for answers about armor thickness.
Pages: 1 ... 1657 1658 [1659] 1660 1661 ... 2204