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[WillowLuman]

TBH, I don't know where to go from here. At this point I'd ask the computer, but he seems to have stopped working a while ago.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Go on a rampage, find the holy grail, throw the cheese!, go nuts. Its totally up to you.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Lay on ground, continue sprouting until I've located nutrients and have begun photosynthesis.

[WillowLuman]

That's the thing, though. Raptors. On the MOON. My spontaneity is overtaxed. I need a minute to think of something. Suggestions very welcome.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Try the (toned-down) roleplay route- it's more fun than it looks!

[WillowLuman]

Well, RP would be easier if I had another character to go off. But that one NPC from the future is GM only knows where, and Remuthra has lost interest.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Change avatar, pretend last one didn't exist for the moment?

[smurfingtonthethird]

That's easy: Moonbase, then Mars.

Otherwise I can asplode your old character and you can start with a fresh avatar, or I can 'reshift' your genetics. You could take that last spot in the hardlight-japan thing with the latter.

[Erils]

Usher in Golden Dapper Age of Tea for Elephantophis

[smurfingtonthethird]

Usher in Golden Dapper Age of Tea for Elephantophis

[5]

Prosperity reigns.

Lay on ground, continue sprouting until I've located nutrients and have begun photosynthesis.

[4]

You're now a potato plant. Winning.

[WillowLuman]

Fuck it.

Put out ad in Raptor magazine: "Japan is the go-to place for raptor vacations"

They've been working hard, they deserve a break. Japan because it's relatively near NZ, so that will save on fuel.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Grow, and, once my resource base is sufficiently large to support the expenditure, begin to flower.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Fuck it.

Put out ad in Raptor magazine: "Japan is the go-to place for raptor vacations"

They've been working hard, they deserve a break. Japan because it's relatively near NZ, so that will save on fuel.

[1]

The raptors are against it. They prefer to run around the badlands of Australia, soaking up the sun and attacking wild animals and human encampments. Fun for all the family!

Grow, and, once my resource base is sufficiently large to support the expenditure, begin to flower.

[4]

You flower. Here come the beees.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

I KNEW IT, THEY'RE TERRORSAURS.

Heh, no one that comes & reads this later will know how many avatars I went through.


Get my sexual reproduction on, make seeds, get'm dispersed by animals. FLY MY CHILDREN!

[WillowLuman]

Fuck. That can't be good. We need to get this space program going faster, before things turn ugly(ier) on Earth.

1/3rd of Raptor Scientific team perform Sober Metascience on 1/3rd Drunk Raptor Scientific team. Remaining 1/3rd for control/having some left if it all goes to balls.