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Author Topic: Roll To Coup {minimalist} - moved  (Read 34112 times)

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Roll To Coup {minimalist} - moved
« on: February 10, 2014, 04:17:19 pm »

PICK A COUNTRY, ANY COUNTRY

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now moved to a new thread started by Taloniswolf
« Last Edit: July 31, 2014, 05:54:33 am by TopHat »
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2014, 04:26:32 pm »

STRAYA
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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2014, 04:33:32 pm »

COBRASTAN
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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2014, 05:01:19 pm »

TEJEKOV.

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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2014, 05:30:40 pm »

Glory to ARSTOTZKA!
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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2014, 05:38:51 pm »

PTW

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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2014, 05:50:34 pm »

Austrialia!

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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2014, 05:52:41 pm »

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Some men just want to watch the world burn... While others want to make muffins in the fire.
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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2014, 05:55:09 pm »

Westeros!
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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2014, 10:34:06 pm »

Eldrichia Abominista, Home to That Which Should Never Be Known. Xantalos is the Supreme Powerful Ambassador, as it has had the most dealings entertainment with mortals... Westeros is his own realm within a realm.
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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2014, 01:49:31 pm »

STRAYA
{2}
You walk into Govenment House demanding that the country is ceded to you, but are dragged out by security within seconds.

COBRASTAN
{1}
Cobrastan is not a real country. It is a fictional one and you are arrested for breaching intellectual property laws. And shot.

TEJEKOV.
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How about storming Glorious Leader's Palace? Nah, that's suicide. Hmm, tricky. Any other ideas?

Glory to ARSTOTZKA!
{4}
Glorious Arstotzkan seperatists take over the Govenment! Some Glorios Arstotzkan loyalists want the old regime in charge, though...

PTW
{6}
Not content to merely take over a country, you form one! And are immediately deposed by yourself! Wait, what?

Austrialia!
{1}
Seeing Yoink's humiliating failure, you go for a subtler approach, crawling up a ventilation shaft. Which happens to be home to dozens of fatally venomous snakes. Which don't like you. You die within minutes.

Glory to ARSTOTZKA!


+1!
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{3}
You help the glorious Arstotzkan Seperatists by cheering loudly.

Westeros!
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{6}
You subjugate Westeros by purging it of every living thing! But with the Westerosi gone, who are you going to rule over, doofus?

Glory to ARSTOTZKA!


+1!

Glory to +1otzka.
{6} You slay both Exkirby and the leader of the Glorious Loyalists, starting a three-way civil war.
Unfortunately, the neighbouring countries decide to take advantage of the confusion by attempting to annex as much Arstotzkan land as possible.

Eldrichia Abominista, Home to That Which Should Never Be Known. Xantalos is the Supreme Powerful Ambassador, as it has had the most dealings entertainment with mortals... Westeros is his own realm within a realm.
{2}
Your crackpot theories about 'That Which Should Never Be Known' almost get you locked up in a padded cell, and you end up on several govenment watch lists.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2014, 01:52:20 pm »

Respawn.
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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2014, 02:31:17 pm »

TAKE OVER HELL!
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Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2014, 02:40:56 pm »

Have "crackpot theories" come forth, forcing those who ridiculed me to put me in charge.
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