Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 35

Author Topic: Roll To Coup {minimalist} - moved  (Read 34624 times)

IcyTea31

  • Bay Watcher
  • Studying functions and fiction
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2014, 11:08:16 pm »

Coup Canada, they won't even notice.
Logged
Raise the white flag and don't give up.

TamerVirus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nobody cared who I was until I found Sub-Wikis
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2014, 12:00:28 am »

seize control of the second circle of hell
Logged
What can mysteriously disappear can mysteriously reappear

Persus13

  • Bay Watcher
  • 6th King of the Mafia
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2014, 08:51:38 am »

Secretly poison him in the hospital.
Logged
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
Sigtext

Tavik Toth

  • Bay Watcher
  • Oh dear....
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2014, 10:04:54 am »

Inform the UN before setting up defence lines in space and on the moon along with UN support if it sends any. Also ask any other nation for support. It is 2014 and war was beginning.
Logged

poketwo

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2014, 02:03:05 pm »

Use new internet to build up sales for Tropico
Logged

TalonisWolf

  • Bay Watcher
  • Wolf Acolyte of the Pack
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2014, 09:02:53 am »

I coup France! Mass produce and export pretentious bread while importing as much expensive wine as possible!

[1] The French are tired of being taken over/couped, and throw you out of the country in contempt. Insulting their bread didn't help matters...

Start secretly sending farm animals into cities as rugby mascots!

[2] They've already got mascots. Bhutan's a rubber duck, for some reason...

Coup Canada, they won't even notice.

[6] Someone already beat you to the punch, and easily sees through your plots and schemes. They call out their Apache Helicopters!

seize control of the second circle of hell

[4] You manage to take over the second level of hell! BFEL is furious!

Secretly poison him in the hospital.

[3] You poison him, but he is given the antidote by some wily protagonists! ((That guy just won't die, huh?))

Inform the UN before setting up defence lines in space and on the moon along with UN support if it sends any. Also ask any other nation for support. It is 2014 and war was beginning.

[3] You set up your defences, but the earthlings noticed your contempt and think it's a trap!

Use new internet to build up sales for Tropico

[4] Your sales increase steadily! It helps that you bundled Tropico with Call of Duty in a package deal.
((If you'd gotten a five, Tropico would have been the Internet. So close...))

There is a bounty on IcyTea31, placed by the Canadian Goverment! Whoever collects on this bounty will get an extra roll on their actions to represent political support by the Canadians!

((Don't mess with Canada.))






« Last Edit: April 01, 2014, 10:13:05 am by TalonisWolf »
Logged
TalonisWolf has claimed the title of Sig-forger the Burning Champion of Lime Green!
GENERATION 32:
The first time you see this, copy it i

TamerVirus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nobody cared who I was until I found Sub-Wikis
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2014, 09:15:50 am »

Invade Earth with my second circle lust demons, plunging Earth into eternal sexiness
Logged
What can mysteriously disappear can mysteriously reappear

TopHat

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2014, 09:17:13 am »

Thank you for providing proof of concept. It must be a good idea if it survives being abandoned by the GM. TalonisWolf, feel free to carry on if you wish. My test has been concluded.
Logged
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

TalonisWolf

  • Bay Watcher
  • Wolf Acolyte of the Pack
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist}
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2014, 09:25:32 am »

  Alright, might as well. It actually been quite fun to do.
Logged
TalonisWolf has claimed the title of Sig-forger the Burning Champion of Lime Green!
GENERATION 32:
The first time you see this, copy it i

IcyTea31

  • Bay Watcher
  • Studying functions and fiction
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist} - Under new management
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2014, 10:18:49 am »

Walk up to a police station, holding myself hostage at gunpoint. Collect the bounty, then turn the gun around and perform a glorious escape. Ain't no rule.
Logged
Raise the white flag and don't give up.

Tavik Toth

  • Bay Watcher
  • Oh dear....
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist} - Under new management
« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2014, 11:10:09 am »

Launch space warships.
Logged

blazing glory

  • Guest
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist} - Under new management
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2014, 03:57:36 pm »

Start sending out bunny rabbits designed to kill IcyTea31
Logged

poketwo

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist} - Under new management
« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2014, 03:58:23 pm »

Advertize massively on Tropico on the internet
Logged

Persus13

  • Bay Watcher
  • 6th King of the Mafia
    • View Profile
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist} - Under new management
« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2014, 04:16:03 pm »

Buy a sailboat, recruit small group of soldiers loyal to me as naval personnel
Logged
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
Sigtext

Orange Wizard

  • Bay Watcher
  • mou ii yo
    • View Profile
    • S M U G
Re: Roll To Coup {minimalist} - Under new management
« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2014, 04:24:46 pm »

Lead the cows of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.

WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR BOVINE FREEDOM
Logged
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 35