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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

The game is a simple minimalist roll to dodge, with standard rules applying, but with one catch.  After the first turn (not this post), after 5 actions have been posted in the thread, the next person that posts may choose to either make a regular action post, or a 'claim post' to claim the right to be the GM of the next turn.  This claim lasts up to one hour times (the number of people who have posted divided by five) in order to have the max progression of turns in a day.  After this expires, another may claim the spot for the same amount of time.  Considering the multitude of GMs that may run through here, image posts would not be recommended.  If there are any questions, just ask me.  Oh also, actually check to make sure someone hasn't made a claim, and make sure that their time is up if they have, just so anger is kept to a minimum.  And try to make sure you have a general idea of what is happening before you make the claim.  There needs to be some consistency.


You awaken in a mental hospital formed of slade.  What do you do?

[Parsely]

Scoot around on my butt. ALERT. SHIELDS AT 50%. LAUNCH EMERGENCY DISTRESS BEACON. ENGAGE WARP DRIVE. Make woosh noises and scoot slightly faster.

[SOLDIER First]

Ask Wendell, the snarky voice in my head, if he knows why they made this place out of rock.

[4maskwolf]

Look distastefully at the others, than search for a way out.

[IcyTea31]

Argue with a wall. "No, I am load-bearing!"

[darkpaladin109]

Nuke the hospital.

[notquitethere]

Five actions have been posted. Do I now claim, or do these actions have to be resolved first?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Five actions have been posted. Do I now claim, or do these actions have to be resolved first?

Ordinarily, that is how you claim, but I am making the first turn.  After this post, the position of GM is free for claiming.

Scoot around on my butt. ALERT. SHIELDS AT 50%. LAUNCH EMERGENCY DISTRESS BEACON. ENGAGE WARP DRIVE. Make woosh noises and scoot slightly faster.

(6) Your acting like a starship is so good, you transform into one.  Specifically, a cat-sized Imperial Star Destroyer with a full, miniature crew.  Your weapons won't do anything to the slade, though.

Ask Wendell, the snarky voice in my head, if he knows why they made this place out of rock.

(2) Wendell is not here right now.  Try Colonel O'neal, Joe Cool, or Meulin.

Look distastefully at the others, than search for a way out.

(3) Your disdainful look causes one of the paranoid inmates to attack you, causing you both to be put back in your cells rooms.

Argue with a wall. "No, I am load-bearing!"

(4) The wall sees your points and asks what you are load-bearing.

Nuke the hospital.

(1) Your nuke, the only one in the world, doesn't do anything to the hospital or its inhabitants since you detonated it on the surface rather than in hell, but the blast does kill you.

Spoiler: Stuff Known (Carry over between turns, and add what happened that turn) (click to show/hide)

Hospital is made of slade.
GUNINANRUNIN was rewarded for good acting by being transformed into an cat-sized Imperial Star Destroyer with a full, miniature crew.
Star Destroyer weapons cannot harm slade at all.
Sentient Bowtie has the voices named Wendell (not here), Colonel O'neal, Joe Cool, and Meulin.
4maskwolf was returned to his cell room after accidentally starting a fight with a paranoid entity.
IcyTea34 is arguing with a talking wall about being load-bearing.
DarkPaladin died from trying to use the only nuke in the world.
There are no more nukes in the world.
The Hospital is in Hell.
The surface world above the Hospital is a nuclear wasteland.

[SOLDIER First]

"Meulin, why are we in this hospital?"

[IcyTea31]

"I am bearing the load of the entire world! So you must move aside, So I can go and get food so I won't starve and cause the universe to collapse! Also, me being load-bearing means you aren't, so moving won't collapse this entire building."

[darkpaladin109]

Respawn as Doom guy. Kill the Spiderdemon and escape hell.

[BFEL]

FIND GIRL FOR VIGOUROUS SEXING

[Parsely]

Who the hell is Slade?

Become haughty British Imperial Empire Admiral. W-where the hell are we? Ops, give me a status report, and bring up the main view.. My God! This place is huge! Check the star maps, where the hell are we? ...is that a bedpan?!

[Fniff]

I claim this!

[4maskwolf]

Post ninja'd by claim.