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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1198126 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1335 on: August 22, 2014, 04:22:30 pm »

No, take the sword since it's the only weapon available that does not have wooden parts.
Yes, approach the elves with a weapon. Try to look large. Show your teath.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1336 on: August 22, 2014, 04:23:42 pm »

You still don't get it, do you?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1337 on: August 22, 2014, 04:25:46 pm »

You still don't get it, do you?
Of course they don't.

Anyways, suggested the weapon thing so our group would be armed next time something like this occurs.

Doubt they'll care as long as we don't try to give it to them.
Even if they do, we got it from the zombies.
We can pass it off as having taken them because we wanted to ask the elves what should be done with them. Or point out that the elf has a WOODEN bow.
And used arrows made with WOOD.
What about that WOODEN spear of theirs?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1338 on: August 22, 2014, 04:30:55 pm »

Put sword in any available container. Ask one of the other migrants to say hello to the elves.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1339 on: August 22, 2014, 04:33:29 pm »

Ignore the elves.  Get Rimtar's hammer and keep it moving.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1340 on: August 22, 2014, 04:34:06 pm »

Or point out that the elf has a WOODEN bow.
And used arrows made with WOOD.
What about that WOODEN spear of theirs?
Maybe we should save the accusation of hypocricy for when we have to talk down someone with metal weapons? It'd be wastefull to use such a potent diplomatic tool on mere elves.

Ignore the elves.  Get Rimtar's hammer and keep it moving.
Soonds good. +1
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1341 on: August 22, 2014, 04:36:05 pm »

You people are more insane the typical FG&RP crowd.
And reserving hypocrisy for metal weaponry makes no sense whatsoever.
Besides, it's always time to hone Diplomancy skills.

Anywho, if you insist on leaving behind all the weapons but one, I'll agree that we should grab the hammer.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1342 on: August 22, 2014, 04:39:10 pm »

You people are more insane the typical FG&RP crowd.
And reserving hypocrisy for metal weaponry makes no sense whatsoever.
Besides, it's always time to hone Diplomancy skills.
It's.. The. I- What..
What I was trying to say is that telling someone who just made a zombie shish kebab that they're a hypocrite is a bad idea.

As for the hammer, I +'ed that for the Elf ignoring portion.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1343 on: August 22, 2014, 04:53:37 pm »

We don't belong talking to the elves.  They were only killing unnatural things.

Being a 12 year old, I presume we cant carry every weapon ourselves.  The hammer is priority, and I dont think we have the stomach to check the pockets of all the bodies.  Maybe the nun will?

Also note some weapons are in a state of disrepair.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1344 on: August 22, 2014, 05:02:13 pm »

Words.
... Which is exactly why I suggested having almost everyone in the group take a weapon? So we wouldn't be trying to take all of them on our own?

And so what if they're in disrepair? I'd take a mildly broken axe over nothing. And avoiding the elves is cool - take the weapons, though.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1345 on: August 22, 2014, 05:09:12 pm »

Dont forget the arrow thats in them then :P
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1346 on: August 22, 2014, 06:26:40 pm »

aren't elves still cannibals? I suggest running.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1347 on: August 22, 2014, 06:31:36 pm »

Dont forget the arrow thats in them then :P

Yes even without a bow arrows are mighty deadly..

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Although if Misty is 6+months old her arrows are probably still

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Thus even MORE effective weapons.

Maybe if we tell the elves that we tried to tell the zombies not to kill that tree that, just ,just they would'nt listen and its just, just so great that the elves came by and rescued us..

Because we are on our way to ShieldDawn to enlighten them as to the divine nature of the arboreal form...

Surely they would appreciate that?  ???


aren't elves still cannibals? I suggest running.

Give them his head, maybe they are hungry?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1348 on: August 22, 2014, 06:53:03 pm »

No, silly. The elves will eat the zombies, if anything, as they only eat their fallen enemies. Also, we just got saved (admittedly from our own idiocy) by these fellows. At least a thank you is in order. Assuming they didn't just shoot the zombies first because they were closer together of course.

+1 to hammer acquisition.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1349 on: August 22, 2014, 07:03:51 pm »

Although if Misty is 6+months old her arrows are probably still

Misty just turned 12.  She is officially an adult.  This is canon from earlier in the story.

Take the hammer.  Thank the elves for their help.  Tell the elves you are going to Shielddawn, and that they are welcome to visit for trade.

Ignore the voices in your head that tell you to do silly things (like talking to zombies that your former leader just attacked).
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