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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1199187 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1350 on: August 22, 2014, 08:12:13 pm »

You still don't get it, do you?
Of course they don't.

Anyways, suggested the weapon thing so our group would be armed next time something like this occurs.

Doubt they'll care as long as we don't try to give it to them.
Even if they do, we got it from the zombies.
We can pass it off as having taken them because we wanted to ask the elves what should be done with them. Or point out that the elf has a WOODEN bow.
And used arrows made with WOOD.
What about that WOODEN spear of theirs?
elves use special magic that makes it ok are you felling ok lyeos you seem forgetfull you should see a doctor



Dont forget the arrow thats in them then :P

Yes even without a bow arrows are mighty deadly..

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Although if Misty is 6+months old her arrows are probably still

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Thus even MORE effective weapons.

Maybe if we tell the elves that we tried to tell the zombies not to kill that tree that, just ,just they would'nt listen and its just, just so great that the elves came by and rescued us..

Because we are on our way to ShieldDawn to enlighten them as to the divine nature of the arboreal form...

Surely they would appreciate that?  ???


aren't elves still cannibals? I suggest running.

Give them his head, maybe they are hungry?
im confused what are these 2 different bits of code for arrows and whats age got to do with it
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1351 on: August 22, 2014, 08:15:54 pm »

im confused what are these 2 different bits of code for arrows and whats age got to do with it
The arrow coding is from one of the 40.xx versions, and 34.11, respectively.  The age refers to RL time, where 6 months ago (when this started) we were using 34.11 still.
Its the idea that the version of DF updated, but the 'world' of our cheesemaker may not have.  Quick, do a test.  Climb that tree!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1352 on: August 22, 2014, 08:19:42 pm »

im confused what are these 2 different bits of code for arrows and whats age got to do with it
The arrow coding is from one of the 40.xx versions, and 34.11, respectively.  The age refers to RL time, where 6 months ago (when this started) we were using 34.11 still.
Its the idea that the version of DF updated, but the 'world' of our cheesemaker may not have.  Quick, do a test.  Climb that tree!
ah i see well its worth noting that this is in the masterwork universe what implications does that have for arrows
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1353 on: August 22, 2014, 08:21:34 pm »

I dont play Masterwork, and know nothing about it, really.  I've heard nothing but good things though.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1354 on: August 22, 2014, 08:22:05 pm »

Elves like cheese, right?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1355 on: August 22, 2014, 08:37:24 pm »


Take the hammer.  Thank the elves for their help.  Tell the elves you are going to Shielddawn, and that they are welcome to visit for trade.

Ignore the voices in your head that tell you to do silly things (like talking to zombies that your former leader just attacked).
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1356 on: August 22, 2014, 08:42:58 pm »

I bet those elves are bandits though. However, would bandits really save them?
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« Reply #1357 on: August 22, 2014, 08:51:52 pm »

I bet those elves are bandits though. However, would bandits really save them?

When it comes to the undead, we are all on the same team  8).

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« Reply #1358 on: August 22, 2014, 09:15:43 pm »

I bet those elves are bandits though. However, would bandits really save them?

When it comes to the undead, we are all on the same team  8).
Yes. This.

Anyways, +1 to all of the "arm up" suggestions. -1 to the "placate the elves" ones.
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« Reply #1359 on: August 22, 2014, 10:48:54 pm »

Oh, look! The zombies weren't friendly.
Kind of like in the game!  ::)
That's debatable. They were goddamn ninja attacking Rimtar, but only after he clubbed one of them. If it wasn't for the elf raising his bloody... rock or whatever, we'd have no particular reason to think waiting until we had finished talking to advance slowly on us was their idea of hostile.

+1 saying hello to and thanking elves.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1360 on: August 22, 2014, 11:56:53 pm »

Although if Misty is 6+months old her arrows are probably still

Misty just turned 12.  She is officially an adult.  This is canon from earlier in the story.

Take the hammer.  Thank the elves for their help.  Tell the elves you are going to Shielddawn, and that they are welcome to visit for trade.

Ignore the voices in your head that tell you to do silly things (like talking to zombies that your former leader just attacked).

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1361 on: August 23, 2014, 12:41:56 am »

Although if Misty is 6+months old her arrows are probably still

Misty just turned 12.  She is officially an adult.  This is canon from earlier in the story.

Take the hammer.  Thank the elves for their help.  Tell the elves you are going to Shielddawn, and that they are welcome to visit for trade.

Ignore the voices in your head that tell you to do silly things (like talking to zombies that your former leader just attacked).

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1362 on: August 23, 2014, 03:31:07 am »

Be the background voice that yells TRIPLE KILL!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1363 on: August 23, 2014, 04:02:43 am »

Take your first steps into being a hardened individual. That, or experience sudden emotional shock and become a gibbering wreck. Also, try to remember whether or not you are currently at war with the Elves.
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« Reply #1364 on: August 23, 2014, 04:21:43 am »

Love the update, and the perspectives of looking up/down to/from Misty. :)

But I had to think of a ballista, or at the very least a javeline thrower when I saw that arrow going through 3 units, a tree and had space to spare. Elves might have greatbows in the mod, but their singing arrows are supposed to be normal sized. But artistic freedom can if course make them pierce a tree...

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... your elves attacked a tree. O.o
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