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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1189545 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1530 on: September 11, 2014, 04:45:38 am »

There's only one way to cope with a Night Creature:

MARTIAL TRANCE.
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Just what I was going to say.

Does anyone else want Reg to turn out to be a amazing fighter? And then not kill whatever it is because its not a kobold.

Reg: after you win spare the things life because its probably not a kobold. But if it is you know what to do.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1531 on: September 11, 2014, 05:06:50 am »

Tell Holt that if he really is a kobold and just hiding the fact, now would be a good time to do the disappearing trick. If he opts to leave you both to die instead, it proves his innocence and status as a dwarf, letting both of you pass on peacefully. Save for the part before passing on when you are being painfully and forcefully splattered all over the pit.

Although, he just might be THAT loyal into keeping kobold secrets...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1532 on: September 11, 2014, 08:07:34 am »

Holt, grab it's ankles. Reg, murderize it with your sword.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1533 on: September 11, 2014, 09:34:00 am »

Maybe you could try diplomacy? You're too skinny, but your brother will be along soon, and he's a much better meal.

If that fails, get Holt into the light area so the night-creaturekobold will have to step out of the darkness, then make it learn why it fears the day.

Oh, and you need some kind of battle cry. Death to kobolds!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1534 on: September 11, 2014, 09:38:32 am »

"Why hello there, mister. How are you today?"
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1535 on: September 11, 2014, 10:09:38 am »

*Cackle menacingly*
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1536 on: September 11, 2014, 10:35:36 am »

Welcome to my lair, would you chaps like some refreshments?
(Yes, I hope for a very gentlemanly night creature. Evil of course but very polite about it.)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1537 on: September 11, 2014, 10:49:59 am »

Does anyone else want Reg to turn out to be a amazing fighter?

Oh yes.  She probably trains constantly so that she will always be prepared to fight the kobold menace, so she should be at least a grand master swordsdwarf by now.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1538 on: September 11, 2014, 11:31:11 am »

...But is only good against kobolds.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1539 on: September 11, 2014, 12:01:14 pm »

Also, Reg and Holt nominated for Most Dynamic Duo of 2014
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1540 on: September 11, 2014, 03:37:24 pm »

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-PUT THAT DOWN!please?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1541 on: September 11, 2014, 03:44:47 pm »

Wow.  Night creature.  Wasn't expecting that, but it makes sense with the layout.

Except . . . hey, doesn't that mean the hatch cover is busted?  What kind of run-down cast-off night creature lair IS this??  Holt: find carving fork or other small tool, pitch straight through night creature skull, grumble about it.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1542 on: September 11, 2014, 03:54:53 pm »

Its a spouse converter.  We should throw a wedding.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1543 on: September 11, 2014, 04:23:02 pm »

Its a spouse converter.  We should throw a wedding.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1544 on: September 11, 2014, 04:32:57 pm »

so the list of fear the night monster types are, werewolf, werewolf, werebear, werescorpion, werelizard, several degree of vampires, a demondog or a slasher who description is
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A demon created from a recently deceased corpse. It takes the form of a mouthless humanoid with large blades on the end of its fingers. It's featureless face only contains two buring red eyes. Its skin is dark crimson, and its claws are metallic gray.can't be a brawler since those have bad dental care and teeth shine a bad yellow sheen.

then again it could just be a goblin or one of those animals that murder enough people to make a lair.
wait it could be worst 'they found the hermit.' a fate worst than death.
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