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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1198134 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1620 on: September 20, 2014, 03:47:11 pm »

You are all filthy tree-lovers.

I thought you were better than this. What has this community become?

I've gazed upon the abyss, I have. And it's full of fucking elves.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1621 on: September 20, 2014, 03:55:49 pm »

he killed three zombies with one shot. Racism takes a back seat to bad ass.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1622 on: September 20, 2014, 06:20:34 pm »

he killed three zombies with one shot. Racism takes a back seat to bad ass.

Pretty much this +1

Plus the sheer volume of comedic options Misty x Elf allows for in the future on account of such racism. 
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1623 on: September 20, 2014, 06:28:20 pm »

he killed three zombies with one shot. Racism takes a back seat to bad ass.

Pretty much this +1

Plus the sheer volume of comedic options Misty x Elf allows for in the future on account of such racism. 
Elves, in my own games, are good for cloth and food but not worth conversation.  Im for a good culling of the cream crop.

His badassery is even more reason to maim him so he has to recover at the fort kill him off now.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1624 on: September 20, 2014, 06:51:37 pm »

he killed three zombies with one shot. Racism takes a back seat to bad ass.

Pretty much this +1

Plus the sheer volume of comedic options Misty x Elf allows for in the future on account of such racism. 
Elves, in my own games, are good for cloth and food but not worth conversation.  Im for a good culling of the cream crop.

His badassery is even more reason to maim him so he has to recover at the fort kill him off now.

Outside of the DF traditions, i've never seen purpose to kill elves, well, at least until they declare war on me. 
And again, who knows, he could be the next Cacame.   
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1625 on: September 20, 2014, 08:06:05 pm »

As long as we compromise never to befriend a goblin, we have a deal.

I sure hope his wife isn't eaten by warring elves.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1626 on: September 20, 2014, 08:43:43 pm »

As long as we compromise never to befriend a goblin, we have a deal.

I sure hope his wife isn't eaten by warring elves.

So long as said goblin isn't wearing a Santa Hat and polka dress, uses a pair of scissors as a weapon, and speaks French, we have a deal.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1627 on: September 20, 2014, 08:59:37 pm »

As long as we compromise never to befriend a goblin, we have a deal.

I sure hope his wife isn't eaten by warring elves.

So long as said goblin isn't wearing a Santa Hat and polka dress, uses a pair of scissors as a weapon, and speaks French, we have a deal.
Can't be just hate on kobolds and be friends?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1628 on: September 20, 2014, 09:31:59 pm »

As long as we compromise never to befriend a goblin, we have a deal.

I sure hope his wife isn't eaten by warring elves.

So long as said goblin isn't wearing a Santa Hat and polka dress, uses a pair of scissors as a weapon, and speaks French, we have a deal.
Can't be just hate on kobolds and be friends?

So we may.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1629 on: September 21, 2014, 01:05:46 am »

As long as we compromise never to befriend a goblin, we have a deal.
I sure hope his wife isn't eaten by warring elves.
So long as said goblin isn't wearing a Santa Hat and polka dress, uses a pair of scissors as a weapon, and speaks French, we have a deal.
Can't be just hate on kobolds and be friends?
So we may.
But what if they're Cutebolds? I am physically incapable of hating Cutebolds.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1630 on: September 21, 2014, 12:10:31 pm »

inb4 The Elves are actually stealth weremammoths!

I do +1 having a stealth weremammoth involved at some point, though.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1631 on: September 22, 2014, 09:50:21 am »

inb4 The Elves are actually stealth weremammoths!

I do +1 having a stealth weremammoth involved at some point, though.

Dude...what if Reg Pashmad is the stealth weremammoth and even she doesn't know it? It would be the last thing we'd expect.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1632 on: September 22, 2014, 01:45:36 pm »

Guys we are missing the major suggestion, what if Misty's parents are weremammoths and was with her the entire journey?
that said was much as the oogling over this elf, we are missing out oogling over the other 3 elves and that donkey.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1633 on: September 22, 2014, 02:41:26 pm »

THE DONKEY MUST BE THE NECROCHEESER
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1634 on: September 22, 2014, 05:01:38 pm »

THE DONKEY MUST BE THE *TYROMANCER

corrected it for you  :)
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