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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 930405 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1815 on: October 27, 2014, 08:42:57 am »

Enter Fell mood, make statue of our elf friend out of axeman

It makes perfect sense, and the dwarves can't even get angry about it!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1816 on: October 27, 2014, 10:05:08 am »

Dammit, am I the only one who never atom smash monarchs, kill immigrants, design 'daycares' and happily trade XXsocksXX with elves?

No, you're not the only one.  Except for the bit about the socks.  I'm not sure what you meant by that.

1.  Our elf here doesn't look quite dead yet.  In fact it looks to me rather straight forward he's looking towards the guy with the axe quite angrily. Correct me if I'm just seeing things.

He's alive in that frame.  The axedwarf finishes him off.

Yeah I prefer to not be a sadist.  Even when I get a liaison telling me to stop chopping down trees, I let the caravan go, and just happen to cause a 'delay' for their return.

Otherwise I'm somewhat disappointed by this update, aside from my more optimistic hopes being denied, but that it was done in an undorfy way as well.  No obsidian chamber, magma flush, or at least drowning chamber?  The lattermost keeping the goods intact, after all.  And those are just the simple options that would have had things a bit less depressing.  Granted I understand how this hits things down to home for misty and has the potential to make her go insane, but still.

As for the axedwarf finishing him off, I didn't recognize the last frame as doing such till I had you guys point it out.  Would have liked to have seen some last words dialog in there, but oh well. 
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1817 on: October 27, 2014, 11:15:46 am »

Well, good news, donkey murderer finaly die.
Also, watch "[$] Game over"/kill all characters.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1818 on: October 27, 2014, 11:20:36 am »

The Littlest Cheesemaker is the new Game of Thrones. No one is safe.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1819 on: October 27, 2014, 11:39:12 am »

Enter Fell mood, make statue of our elf friend out of axeman

It makes perfect sense, and the dwarves can't even get angry about it!

But Misty's a cheesemaker! You can't make cheese out of Dwa-

Wait.... Dwarven Cheese?
...Dear god. DWARVEN CHEESE IS DWARVES! IT'S DWARVES!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1820 on: October 27, 2014, 11:58:54 am »

Misty: Struggle to contain your shock and horror at your new friends' sudden demise, declare that there must have been some sort of mistake, and desperately (and probably futilely) attempt to stop the bleeding and/or drag him away from the clearly deranged axedwarf, assuming your friend still has a head.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1821 on: October 27, 2014, 12:24:33 pm »

Enter Fell mood, make statue of our elf friend out of axeman

It makes perfect sense, and the dwarves can't even get angry about it!

But Misty's a cheesemaker! You can't make cheese out of Dwa-

Wait.... Dwarven Cheese?
...Dear god. DWARVEN CHEESE IS DWARVES! IT'S DWARVES!

Cheesemaker isn't moodable IIRC, so she'd default to a random crafting labor, which could and probably would be bonecarving for a fell mood. Now granted, I rather doubt this will happen, but we'll see.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1822 on: October 27, 2014, 12:39:01 pm »

Enter Fell mood, make statue of our elf friend out of axeman

It makes perfect sense, and the dwarves can't even get angry about it!

But Misty's a cheesemaker! You can't make cheese out of Dwa-

Wait.... Dwarven Cheese?
...Dear god. DWARVEN CHEESE IS DWARVES! IT'S DWARVES!

Cheesemaker isn't moodable IIRC, so she'd default to a random crafting labor, which could and probably would be bonecarving for a fell mood. Now granted, I rather doubt this will happen, but we'll see.

She becomes a bone-carving cheese maker, and enters a strange mood. She takes the bones of her elf-friends and makes a bone-cheese wheel, with bone meal as the cheese. It is of the highest craftsdwarfship.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1823 on: October 27, 2014, 12:44:00 pm »

How did I not see this ._.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1824 on: October 27, 2014, 01:08:04 pm »

Enter Fell mood, make statue of our elf friend out of axeman

It makes perfect sense, and the dwarves can't even get angry about it!

But Misty's a cheesemaker! You can't make cheese out of Dwa-

Wait.... Dwarven Cheese?
...Dear god. DWARVEN CHEESE IS DWARVES! IT'S DWARVES!

Cheesemaker isn't moodable IIRC, so she'd default to a random crafting labor, which could and probably would be bonecarving for a fell mood. Now granted, I rather doubt this will happen, but we'll see.

She becomes a bone-carving cheese maker, and enters a strange mood. She takes the bones of her elf-friends and makes a bone-cheese wheel, with bone meal as the cheese. It is of the highest craftsdwarfship.

Say, do we know what the name of Misty's civilization is, and the name of the group that runs shielddawn?
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I want to tell you they were bad men, cephalo.  I want to tell you that with a better overseer the Fortress never would've gotten so bad someone would get offed in a pointless fisticuffs.
But the sad truth charlie?
It was inevitable.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1825 on: October 27, 2014, 01:12:06 pm »

Pray to Urist, maybe they will get favorable reincarnations.

+1 to Fell mood. One by one turn them into cheese...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1826 on: October 27, 2014, 01:37:23 pm »

Enter Fell mood, make statue of our elf friend out of axeman

It makes perfect sense, and the dwarves can't even get angry about it!

But Misty's a cheesemaker! You can't make cheese out of Dwa-

Wait.... Dwarven Cheese?
...Dear god. DWARVEN CHEESE IS DWARVES! IT'S DWARVES!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1827 on: October 27, 2014, 01:37:51 pm »

Pray to Urist, maybe they will get favorable reincarnations.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1828 on: October 27, 2014, 01:39:29 pm »

Pray to Urist, maybe they will get favorable reincarnations.

+1 to Fell mood. One by one turn them into cheese...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1829 on: October 27, 2014, 01:48:50 pm »

Pray to Urist, maybe they will get favorable reincarnations.

+1 to Fell mood. One by one turn them into cheese...

+1, I really liked that elf guy.
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