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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1211589 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1875 on: October 28, 2014, 11:17:32 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1877 on: October 29, 2014, 12:39:52 am »

Say, do we know what the name of Misty's civilization is, and the name of the group that runs shielddawn?

I haven't come up with names for the Mountainhomes or the group name, actually. 

There's the Northern Mountainhome (the one that Misty is from and spawned Shielddawn.  Emblem is three halos)
The Western Mountainhome (borders the ocean, close to human territory.  Emblem is a crown with three points)
And the Eastern Mountainhome (in the jungles to the east, isolated and very savage landscape.  Emblem is an anvil with three flames).

If you guys want to suggest some potential names, I'll pick ones that sound good and make them canon.


So I've made some fan art...Sort of, in a sense. I can't draw for my life, but if a picture is worth a thousand words, than a thousand words is worth a picture...


Shielddawn Overseer cancels construct minecart shotgun: interrupted by migrant wave.
> Check descriptions for new migrants.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If people would like, I'll do the other dwarves, though I'll have to do even more guesswork about dates than I did for Misty.

1)  This is amazing, and pretty damn spot-on for however little information I've given.
2)  The tentative timeline I've given before was long, long, looong before I'd hammered out any real plot.  The timeline (non-spoilery) goes thusly:

Years Prior  Year   Notable Event
      0         357    Misty Arrives at Shielddawn.
     -1         356    Darkerdaffodil's wife becomes pregnant with their first child.
     -7         350    Legendary Demi-God Hero Zon Lokumarak dies and is entombed at Shielddawn.
     -12       345    Misty is born.  War ends the same year and Zon retires to Shielddawn.
     -15       342    Reg is born.  The Queen migrates to Sheilddawn the same year.
     -20       337    Shielddawn is founded.   Mosus Bothonnazom is declared a Duke the same year.
     -30       327    Tipping point of the Elf-Dwarf war in favor of the Dwarves.
     -36       321    Darkerdaffodil is born.
     -55       312    Zon is born. 
     -78       279    War begins to tipping in favor of the Elves.
     -107      250    War declared between Elves and Dwarves.
     -112      245    Gruzzluss Holt becomes Captain of the Mountainhome Guard.
     -120      237    Mosus is born.
     -165      192    Gruzzluss is born.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1878 on: October 29, 2014, 12:41:22 am »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1879 on: October 29, 2014, 01:20:26 am »

I am also on the boat of

CHOP THE HANDS!

Also, still vote weresomethingorother.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1880 on: October 29, 2014, 01:52:01 am »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1881 on: October 29, 2014, 02:27:43 am »

Using your superior agility stat, yank the sword out, dodge under the monster's grapple attempt, and to for its leg with a slash.

Whatever you do, don't let it touch you, in case it's one of those infectious night creatures.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1882 on: October 29, 2014, 03:39:20 am »

Okay, not enough fur for a werewolf, too far from civilization for a vampire, it might be a banshee unless night creatures include holis... Uh, oh.

Slash the hand. Try to look around the lair to see its contents, is there a shield?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1883 on: October 29, 2014, 06:19:52 am »

CHOP THE HANDS!
Then the fingers! Then the rest of the (hopefully bloody by that point) thing!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1884 on: October 29, 2014, 06:27:51 am »

What hand?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1885 on: October 29, 2014, 06:32:24 am »

What hand?

EDIT: Also, I just noticed that "The Queen migrate[d] to Sheilddawn"! :o
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1886 on: October 29, 2014, 09:59:04 am »

As far as names for the groups and civs go, I chose "The Bearded Council" for the group running the Mountainhome that Misty came from, "The Feverish Anvil" for Shielddawn's ruling group, and "The Hammer of Deciding" for the overall civ name.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1887 on: October 29, 2014, 10:09:52 am »

Okay, not enough fur for a werewolf, too far from civilization for a vampire, it might be a banshee unless night creatures include holis... Uh, oh.

Slash the hand. Try to look around the lair to see its contents, is there a shield?

Reg's weapon seems to be a longsword, which is a multigrasp weapon for the average sized dwarf.


Also guys, notice that EvictedSaint's tagline is now pseudocode for: If annoyed with fans, kill off Reg. Don't make any sudden moves if you want her to live.

Unless you are Reg, then move as suddenly as possible.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2014, 10:25:38 am by Archereon »
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But the sad truth charlie?
It was inevitable.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1888 on: October 29, 2014, 10:37:39 am »

Okay, not enough fur for a werewolf, too far from civilization for a vampire, it might be a banshee unless night creatures include holis... Uh, oh.

Slash the hand. Try to look around the lair to see its contents, is there a shield?

+1 to the shield idea.

Also.... oh. Reg is fucked if that's what she's facing.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update x2 10/28
« Reply #1889 on: October 29, 2014, 10:40:14 am »

Okay, not enough fur for a werewolf, too far from civilization for a vampire, it might be a banshee unless night creatures include holis... Uh, oh.

Slash the hand. Try to look around the lair to see its contents, is there a shield?

+1 to the shield idea.

Also.... oh. Reg is fucked if that's what she's facing.

By Holis are you talking about Holistic Spawn or something to that effect, or something different?
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But the sad truth charlie?
It was inevitable.
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