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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1767827 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/3
« Reply #1980 on: November 08, 2014, 01:10:54 am »

Oh! And I'm super sorry that I'm about to kill off this character in a couple pages, by the way.  They were one of my favorites. :(

Well dang, I guess this is the end of The Littlest B Plot. Urist keep you, Reg and Holt.

Not the Elf though. He will not be missed. Okay, maybe a little.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1981 on: November 08, 2014, 07:04:26 am »

Holt, well, you know what night creatures do. Act as if you're its annoyed spouse to distract it from Reg.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1982 on: November 08, 2014, 07:25:23 am »

Yikes.  Desperate times!

Reg:  Well, at least it's only grabbing your helmet.  Slip out of it and roll away.

Holt:  Slide your blade to Reg as she gains some space.  Then look for some rocks, skulls, boning knives, anything at hand to serve as a thrown weapon?

Reg:  Adroitly catch/scoop up the sword Holt sends your way.  Lop the limbs off that thing!

Night creature:  Sorry, apparently you were one of evictedSaint's favorites, but now it's time to die ;)
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Poor night creature, we hardly knew ye  :'(
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1983 on: November 08, 2014, 09:27:14 am »

Night Creature: grab Reg by the upper leg and throw her, preferable at Holt.

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:P unless you dont have grabby parts.  Then bite her in the upper arm.  Less armor there.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1984 on: November 08, 2014, 10:46:41 am »

Good thing October is over, so we can now start celebrating thanksgiving and later goblin Christmas.
*the creature suddenly turns back into a human baby...* Reg still in horror as the baby still has a death hold on her.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1985 on: November 08, 2014, 11:18:21 am »

Good thing October is over, so we can now start celebrating thanksgiving and later goblin Christmas.
Depends on where this would be set, I suppose. Canada has Thanksgiving in October. Some places don't have it at all.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Interestingly Ihavechanged thetitle) Update 11/7
« Reply #1986 on: November 08, 2014, 11:57:50 am »

Reg and Holt:  turn into cultists, praise to mighty Carp!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1987 on: November 08, 2014, 12:23:34 pm »

Holt, well, you know what night creatures do. Act as if you're its annoyed spouse to distract it from Reg.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1988 on: November 08, 2014, 01:34:18 pm »

I love the little circles of light on Reg's face inside the helmet.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1989 on: November 08, 2014, 01:40:30 pm »

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Oh! And I'm super sorry that I'm about to kill off this character in a couple pages, by the way.  They were one of my favorites.
Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1990 on: November 08, 2014, 03:01:14 pm »

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Oh! And I'm super sorry that I'm about to kill off this character in a couple pages, by the way.  They were one of my favorites.
Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?

"This character" would imply that only one character is going to perish...But I like both Reg and Holt.  :'(
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1991 on: November 08, 2014, 03:46:56 pm »

Yikes.  Desperate times!

Reg:  Well, at least it's only grabbing your helmet.  Slip out of it and roll away.

Holt:  Slide your blade to Reg as she gains some space.  Then look for some rocks, skulls, boning knives, anything at hand to serve as a thrown weapon?

Reg:  Adroitly catch/scoop up the sword Holt sends your way.  Lop the limbs off that thing!

Night creature:  Sorry, apparently you were one of evictedSaint's favorites, but now it's time to die ;)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1992 on: November 08, 2014, 06:04:52 pm »

Holt, well, you know what night creatures do. Act as if you're its annoyed spouse to distract it from Reg.
+1

Reg: While it's back is turned, combat trance.  Flip out and go to town on it.

I'm still hoping that Reg turns out to be a Bunny Ears Lawyer.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1993 on: November 08, 2014, 07:22:53 pm »

Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?

Pretty pretty pretty please? 
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« Reply #1994 on: November 08, 2014, 08:44:29 pm »

Holt, well, you know what night creatures do. Act as if you're its annoyed spouse to distract it from Reg.
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Reg: While it's back is turned, combat trance.  Flip out and go to town on it.

I'm still hoping that Reg turns out to be a Bunny Ears Lawyer.
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