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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1785403 times)

expwnent

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1995 on: November 08, 2014, 10:15:31 pm »

Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?

Pretty pretty pretty please?

That would be hilarious. +1
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1996 on: November 09, 2014, 05:34:19 am »

Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?

Pretty pretty pretty please?

That would be hilarious. +1
And dealing with the idea that not all kobolds are horrible would kill off Reg's character. +1
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1997 on: November 09, 2014, 05:56:33 pm »

Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?

Pretty pretty pretty please?

That would be hilarious. +1

I'd very much like to see that. +1
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"Fools dig for water, corpses, or gold. The earth's real treasure is far deeper."

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1998 on: November 10, 2014, 02:40:18 pm »

Check Holt's mood screen. Always nice to see a mood screen.
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"So while a handful of psychopaths in lab coats are turning Japan into a land of mythological beasties to bang, the USSA's drowning in stupidity, China doesn't exist anymore, and Canada's just sitting there waiting for all this shit to blow over so they can go back to being Canada. Oh, and South Korea think they're Zerg now." <-Slag explains fallout in a nutshell

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #1999 on: November 10, 2014, 06:28:50 pm »

Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?

Pretty pretty pretty please?

That would be hilarious. +1

I'd very much like to see that. +1
+1 Also requesting to use those kobolds as meat shields if necessary.
And also: Holt: Throw your helmet/socks/gauntlets at the horrible monster, buying Reg enough time to flee.

And triple also: of course, the black guy dies first  :'(
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #2000 on: November 10, 2014, 06:34:42 pm »

Holt, throw your sword! Save Reg!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #2001 on: November 10, 2014, 07:05:06 pm »

And triple also: of course, the black guy dies first  :'(
Yeah for racism.


Though seriously, the first death here was that of an old guy.

Holt, throw your sword! Save Reg!
Night creature: Use dwarf-shield.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2014, 07:10:31 pm by AfellowDwarf »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #2002 on: November 10, 2014, 08:05:45 pm »

Reg - Untie helmet and fall to the floor, go for the sword.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #2003 on: November 10, 2014, 09:01:16 pm »

Get rescued by a tribe of Kobolds. Please, pretty please?

Pretty pretty pretty please?

That would be hilarious. +1

I'd very much like to see that. +1
+1 Also requesting to use those kobolds as meat shields if necessary.
And also: Holt: Throw your helmet/socks/gauntlets at the horrible monster, buying Reg enough time to flee.

And triple also: of course, the black guy dies first  :'(
+1 Kobolds

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #2004 on: November 10, 2014, 10:55:02 pm »

Gruzzluss: Crawl to the rescue!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #2005 on: November 11, 2014, 01:43:02 am »

-1 to ditching the helmet, as it's the only thing keeping Reg alive at this point and the thing's too fast to get away clean. If there's one thing I've learned from Dwarf Fortress, it's to always wear a helmet.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #2006 on: November 11, 2014, 11:49:49 am »

-1 to ditching the helmet, as it's the only thing keeping Reg alive at this point and the thing's too fast to get away clean. If there's one thing I've learned from Dwarf Fortress, it's to always wear a helmet.

Not just from there.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #2007 on: November 11, 2014, 04:06:21 pm »

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"Where does this link go?" *accidently clicks*
TVTropes?! NOOO000ooo...

But seriously. I suffer from clicky ankles, it stops me from fighting night creatures too.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #2008 on: November 11, 2014, 05:47:37 pm »

Holt: Try not to die, but if it's inevitable, sacrifice yourself to save Reg, as every commander would. Dedicate your last toughts to the King's butt.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/7
« Reply #2009 on: November 12, 2014, 04:22:46 am »

-1 to ditching the helmet, as it's the only thing keeping Reg alive at this point and the thing's too fast to get away clean. If there's one thing I've learned from Dwarf Fortress, it's to always wear a helmet.

There is a grip to break from, and quickly because that helmet will not last forever.
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