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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1191868 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2085 on: November 24, 2014, 01:43:18 am »

My vocal reaction

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Do this:



And check on your commander!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2086 on: November 24, 2014, 01:45:13 am »

Reg: Bisect it vertically for good measure. You never know with these things. Work out your anger on its carcass. With your sword. Using your violence.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2087 on: November 24, 2014, 02:04:38 am »

Reg: Bisect it vertically for good measure. You never know with these things. Work out your anger on its carcass. With your sword. Using your violence.
Decapitate it as well.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2088 on: November 24, 2014, 02:53:47 am »

Reg: Bisect it vertically for good measure. You never know with these things. Work out your anger on its carcass. With your sword. Using your violence.
Decapitate it as well.
Then cut the head in half, and burn the corpse, just to be sure.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2089 on: November 24, 2014, 03:22:26 am »

Anything bisected in DF automatically dies.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2090 on: November 24, 2014, 08:20:37 am »

My vocal reaction

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Yer then check on your commander!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2091 on: November 24, 2014, 08:31:54 am »

I laugh in the face of death!  .... or something else in the dwarven badass style :)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2092 on: November 24, 2014, 10:14:48 am »

I think this sums it up best:
The dwarven recruit Reg Pashmad has come! A tiny adorable dwarf. It has two arms and two legs and it walks and talks. Beware its deadly rage!

NOW YOU WILL KNOW WHY YOU FEAR THE NIGHT

Reg is awesome. Also,
Reg: maybe mess around and use the corpse to practice if Holt doesn't mind. Just as long as you keep the blood off of you. Who knows what syndromes that thing's blood might have.

...
Actually, scratch that.
Reg, go help Holt.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2093 on: November 24, 2014, 11:10:32 am »

Do this:

(image)

And check on your commander!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2094 on: November 24, 2014, 12:17:36 pm »

Holt: When you're sure the creature is dead, calm Reg from a safe distance.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2095 on: November 24, 2014, 12:28:25 pm »

Reg: Take the creature's head as a trophy.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2096 on: November 24, 2014, 02:28:14 pm »

Reg: Take the creature's head as a trophy.

The Creature's head becomes Reg's new helmet.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2097 on: November 24, 2014, 02:39:49 pm »

Read through this this afternoon. It is very good.

Posting to watch.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2098 on: November 24, 2014, 07:02:52 pm »

Anything bisected in DF automatically dies.

More specifically, if the upper half and lower half get separated then it dies. It depends on the raws a bit but you could construct a weird creature where you can cut off a surprisingly large fraction of it without killing it.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2099 on: November 24, 2014, 08:13:39 pm »

Meanwhile, back at Shield Dawn

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