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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1767428 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2265 on: December 12, 2014, 11:47:53 pm »

Doh!

In *some* circumstances you can use your phone as a hotspot for internet.  I actually played EVE that way when I has issues with my ISP - my cellphone was far more reliable.  This is only viable if you have a lot of data on your phone plan though (and if your phone can act as a hotspot).

Well, we'll have to be patient.  Congrats on your finals :)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2266 on: December 13, 2014, 12:13:36 am »

Thanks!  I aced all of them, I'm pretty sure.  And I'll just mooch wifi off a coffee shop or something tomorrow.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2267 on: December 13, 2014, 12:31:20 am »

I doubt the elves will just do nothing after a mule of theirs was so brutally slaughtered. I think there will be elven spies on the fort.
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Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2268 on: December 13, 2014, 02:12:02 am »

I doubt the elves will just do nothing after a mule of theirs was so brutally slaughtered. I think there will be elven spies on the fort.


That is awesome! :D :D :D

And given how strangely the dwarven mind work, this could work ... for a time

Urist:  This imigrant, Pansy McElvenspy
Ingish:  What of him?
Urist:  I do no like him.  There is something wrong with him.  His speech is strange.  He doesn't like butchering kittens.  His hair is silky and soft.  Is he even dwarven?
Ingish:  He has a beard.  He carries a hammer.  Therefore, he is dwarf.
Urist:  Your logic is strong like granite.

only to fail due to the most absurd of reason later on

Pansy:  Hello Urist TinDoored
Urist:  Greetings Pansy McElvenspy
Pansy:  Erm Urist, are you sure you should remove that floor?  Ingish is sort of standing on it
Urist: Orders are to remove floor.
Pansy:  But Ingish will fall
Urist:  You question orders?!?  SPYYYYYY!!!
*Urist has become enraged*
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2269 on: December 13, 2014, 03:52:45 am »

Latias1290, Overseeer cancels wait: Went insane.
Latias1290 has stopped responding to the world...
« Last Edit: December 13, 2014, 03:54:48 am by latias1290 »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2270 on: December 13, 2014, 06:27:39 am »

Could have been worse:

Urist:  "Greetings Pansy McElvenspy, here, take this axe. You are our new woodcutter."
McElvenspy: "...! I literally cant even."
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2271 on: December 13, 2014, 08:42:40 am »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2272 on: December 13, 2014, 09:56:04 am »

I doubt the elves will just do nothing after a mule of theirs was so brutally slaughtered. I think there will be elven spies on the fort.

bwahhaha, that is fantastic.  Would you mind terribly much if I cropped that for an avatar?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2273 on: December 13, 2014, 02:17:55 pm »

The prophecy day was upon us, and then

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I have the next update finished...but the construction crew digging next door cut through the internet cable.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2274 on: December 13, 2014, 02:18:18 pm »

It's so soon, I can feel the hype before the storm.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2014, 02:21:46 pm by icer667 »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2275 on: December 13, 2014, 02:32:03 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2276 on: December 13, 2014, 04:09:26 pm »

Could have been worse:

Urist:  "Greetings Pansy McElvenspy, here, take this axe. You are our new woodcutter."
McElvenspy: "...! I literally cant even."
PansyMcelvenspy, woodcutter has been stricken by melancholy...
I doubt the elves will just do nothing after a mule of theirs was so brutally slaughtered. I think there will be elven spies on the fort.

bwahhaha, that is fantastic.  Would you mind terribly much if I cropped that for an avatar?
Well, it's not mine, is a screenshot from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzeeV_Dl9gw, so do as you want.
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2277 on: December 13, 2014, 05:23:22 pm »

Could have been worse:

Urist:  "Greetings Pansy McElvenspy, here, take this axe. You are our new woodcutter."
McElvenspy: "...! I literally cant even."
PansyMcelvenspy, woodcutter has been stricken by melancholy...
I doubt the elves will just do nothing after a mule of theirs was so brutally slaughtered. I think there will be elven spies on the fort.

bwahhaha, that is fantastic.  Would you mind terribly much if I cropped that for an avatar?
Well, it's not mine, is a screenshot from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzeeV_Dl9gw, so do as you want.

LOL - looks like Pansy McElvenspy made it all the way to the Dwarven Council.  Now that's a spy!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2278 on: December 13, 2014, 07:39:07 pm »

shitty news, guys.

I have the next update finished...but the construction crew digging next door cut through the internet cable.

Again.

I'm posting this via phone.  I'll see if I can get the next update posted tomorrow.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2279 on: December 13, 2014, 07:39:12 pm »

I thought that looked familiar.  I am a Dwarf and I'm digging a hole...
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