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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1767378 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2295 on: December 14, 2014, 09:28:52 pm »

Don't tell anyone you are a cheesemaker. Pretend to be a cook brewer.

It's a lot easier to fake being a brewer. Skilled brewers are just faster than unskilled ones. Skilled cooks produce better food.
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Also, realise with shock and horror that the elf has been brainwashing you in order to bend you to his will. Be glad that he is dead now.[/color]
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Never forget
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2296 on: December 14, 2014, 09:31:02 pm »

Don't tell anyone you are a cheesemaker. Pretend to be a cook brewer.

It's a lot easier to fake being a brewer. Skilled brewers are just faster than unskilled ones. Skilled cooks produce better food.
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Also, realise with shock and horror that the elf has been brainwashing you in order to bend you to his will. Be glad that he is dead now.[/color]
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Never forget
Elf sympathising is a sure sign of moral degeneration, Urist! And you know what we do with degenerates...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2297 on: December 14, 2014, 09:33:39 pm »

The same thing we do with cheesemakers
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2298 on: December 14, 2014, 09:36:47 pm »

The same thing we do with cheesemakers
Exactly. Which is why Misty needs to stop being both as fast as possible.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2299 on: December 14, 2014, 09:42:55 pm »

She may lie for now, but she will not betray her inner cheesemaker. It would be the saddest thing ever if misty changed her whole life plan just to conform to being another fortress drone.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2300 on: December 14, 2014, 09:54:44 pm »

She may lie for now, but she will not betray her inner cheesemaker. It would be the saddest thing ever if misty changed her whole life plan just to conform to being another fortress drone.
She does not have to stop being a cheesemaker deep inside her soul, she just has to stop being an elf-lover and be a brewer on the outside instead.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2301 on: December 14, 2014, 11:34:44 pm »

Throw a tantrum due to "horror at seeing a deceased sentient being" when you really just want to break something (or someones neck).
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2302 on: December 14, 2014, 11:51:53 pm »

Throw a tantrum due to "horror at seeing a deceased sentient being" when you really just want to break something (or someones neck).
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Not in the presence of the military.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2303 on: December 15, 2014, 12:06:45 am »

Throw a tantrum due to "horror at seeing a deceased sentient being" when you really just want to break something (or someones neck).
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Not in the presence of the military.

I +1 the -1 in agreement with the disagreement.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2304 on: December 15, 2014, 12:34:54 am »

A new Cheesemaker update!  It's like Christmas ... well a Christmas where we celebrate the murder of elves that is...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2305 on: December 15, 2014, 12:43:26 am »

Datan Ritas translates to "Iron Owl".

I didn't forget, IronOwl! You got your dwarf.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2306 on: December 15, 2014, 12:55:05 am »

> If asked, claimed your an engraver interested in learning about cheesemaking; it seems like these people are pretty serious about having skilled laborers around, and you're technically a dabbling engraver from drawing on your wall, right? In a fortress as mature as Shielddawn, it's not like there's going to be a massive engraving project going on anywhere right? So you'll most certainly be free to study with the experts on cheesemaking that are most definitely going to be found somewhere. Once you're good enough to produce results, you'll be able to ply your trade without fear of the crazy fortress guards who are almost certainly loose cannons and not representative of the entire fortress!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2307 on: December 15, 2014, 02:37:57 am »

Arent engravings of pictures of cheese not a great dwarven tradition? :)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2308 on: December 15, 2014, 02:41:24 am »

Arent engravings of pictures of cheese not a great dwarven tradition? :)
Pretend to be an engraven and a brewer, who "likes cheese for its roundness."

Recognise the elf's mind games for what they were.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2309 on: December 15, 2014, 03:05:46 am »

Actually, you don't mind the Elves.. especially not..  that one..
Just don't reveal anything about your real feelings for now.
Just play along with the elf genocide for now. Call dibs for that particular elf's belongings.
(Maybe even get some kind of information from them or something?)
Geez, what manner crazy place have you gotten yourself into?
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