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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1767586 times)

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Do vampire plumphelmet people suck blood or plumphelmet juice?
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Do vampire plumphelmet people suck blood or plumphelmet juice?
Fun Fact: All plump helmet men do suck blood in the mod, but very rarely and only if unsupervised. It simulated the plump helmet man murdering people.
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Wait how did that even happen?

Oh ... nevermind. Apparently the one year old Kivish Ilidcatten is strong enough to take on a GCS. I don't even...

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The name's Misty. I do the cheesemaking 'round these parts.
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Aslandus

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I really, really can't see Misty volunteering to oversee a whole fort at this point in her life.

Not only is she barely 12 years old, but she's got a problem with authority figures (dad), she has absolutely no leadership experience, and right at this moment she's still in severe emotional shock over seeing her closest friend killed.
In other words, she's perfect for a succession fort

Yeah, I can sorta see the story thrusting her into the role with zero preparation, as the next horror she has to endure... but she certainly wouldn't announce herself as "Mistem Wheeldreams, Overseer of Shielddawn!"
I got it:
"Hmm, you're not on the migrant list... Oh , you must be the new overseer, here's your hat and coat, I'm out!"

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I really, really can't see Misty volunteering to oversee a whole fort at this point in her life.

Not only is she barely 12 years old, but she's got a problem with authority figures (dad), she has absolutely no leadership experience, and right at this moment she's still in severe emotional shock over seeing her closest friend killed.
In other words, she's perfect for a succession fort

Yeah, I can sorta see the story thrusting her into the role with zero preparation, as the next horror she has to endure... but she certainly wouldn't announce herself as "Mistem Wheeldreams, Overseer of Shielddawn!"
I got it:
"Hmm, you're not on the migrant list... Oh , you must be the new overseer, here's your hat and coat, I'm out!"
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I really, really can't see Misty volunteering to oversee a whole fort at this point in her life.

Not only is she barely 12 years old, but she's got a problem with authority figures (dad), she has absolutely no leadership experience, and right at this moment she's still in severe emotional shock over seeing her closest friend killed.
In other words, she's perfect for a succession fort

Yeah, I can sorta see the story thrusting her into the role with zero preparation, as the next horror she has to endure... but she certainly wouldn't announce herself as "Mistem Wheeldreams, Overseer of Shielddawn!"
I got it:
"Hmm, you're not on the migrant list... Oh , you must be the new overseer, here's your hat and coat, I'm out!"
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You can't make an omelette without melting a few dwarves...
The purple overseer hat weights heavily on one's head. Some would argue that the leadership of Doomforest is uneasy to bear for too long. Others would simply suggest that we don't craft the next overseer hat out of rutile.

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The name's Misty. I do the cheesemaking 'round these parts.

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I really, really can't see Misty volunteering to oversee a whole fort at this point in her life.

Not only is she barely 12 years old, but she's got a problem with authority figures (dad), she has absolutely no leadership experience, and right at this moment she's still in severe emotional shock over seeing her closest friend killed.
In other words, she's perfect for a succession fort

Yeah, I can sorta see the story thrusting her into the role with zero preparation, as the next horror she has to endure... but she certainly wouldn't announce herself as "Mistem Wheeldreams, Overseer of Shielddawn!"
I got it:
"Hmm, you're not on the migrant list... Oh , you must be the new overseer, here's your hat and coat, I'm out!"
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I'd prefer this to Misty declaring herself Overseer for story reasons. And hilarity.

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What would Misty do in that case?

Eventually get bored and render the fortress unplayable by not responding to developing cases of !!FUN!! ?
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Magnumcannon

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What would Misty do in that case?

Eventually get bored and render the fortress unplayable by not responding to developing cases of !!FUN!! ?

Misty, bored, would start a megaproject, making half of the fortress cheesemakers and then building a tower made out of cheese, despite the fact that you can't actually do that in the game.
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I really, really can't see Misty volunteering to oversee a whole fort at this point in her life.

Not only is she barely 12 years old, but she's got a problem with authority figures (dad), she has absolutely no leadership experience, and right at this moment she's still in severe emotional shock over seeing her closest friend killed.
In other words, she's perfect for a succession fort

Yeah, I can sorta see the story thrusting her into the role with zero preparation, as the next horror she has to endure... but she certainly wouldn't announce herself as "Mistem Wheeldreams, Overseer of Shielddawn!"
I got it:
"Hmm, you're not on the migrant list... Oh , you must be the new overseer, here's your hat and coat, I'm out!"
+1
+1

I'd prefer this to Misty declaring herself Overseer for story reasons. And hilarity.

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I prefer this to the original suggestion, actually. +1.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2014, 06:27:46 am by Dwarf4Explosives »
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
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I got it:
"Hmm, you're not on the migrant list... Oh , you must be the new overseer, here's your hat and coat, I'm out!"

+1 "But I'm a cheesemake - " "Yeah, I tried the 'useless migrant' act, didn't work for me either. Have !!FUN!!, kid."

Bonus points: The ex-Overseer then takes up residence in the booze stockpile. Misty repeatedly attempts to ask her for advice and she repeatedly refuses to do anything but single-handedly cause booze shortages and then blame Misty's management skills for them.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2014, 11:40:43 am by CaptainGame »
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I must reluctantly admit that Overseerership being trust upon her makes more sense than her claiming it...

I'm still not convinced that it's best for the story, but it would be funny
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