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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1784750 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2670 on: January 12, 2015, 10:40:21 am »

PLUMPY REBELLION!!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2671 on: January 12, 2015, 10:53:51 am »

Plumpy being used for slapstick never fails to amuse me.

Start Bitten but not Broken arc. Well, a FALSE one.

You know, plumpy fantasizing about revenge, about leading the plump helmets to victory and about killing that farmer with his bare hands.

Of course, the audience doesn't buy it since he IS just here to be abused for our amusement, after all.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2672 on: January 12, 2015, 11:05:30 am »

Plumpy being used for slapstick never fails to amuse me.

Start Bitten but not Broken arc. Well, a FALSE one.

You know, plumpy fantasizing about revenge, about leading the plump helmets to victory and about killing that farmer with his bare hands.

Of course, the audience doesn't buy it since he IS just here to be abused for our amusement, after all.

Then his plan to escape comes to fruition when someone opens the door, only to drag him outside and into a butcher's workshop...

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2673 on: January 12, 2015, 11:11:02 am »

Plumpy being used for slapstick never fails to amuse me.

Start Bitten but not Broken arc. Well, a FALSE one.

You know, plumpy fantasizing about revenge, about leading the plump helmets to victory and about killing that farmer with his bare hands.

Of course, the audience doesn't buy it since he IS just here to be abused for our amusement, after all.

Then his plan to escape comes to fruition when someone opens the door, only to drag him outside and into a butcher's workshop...
Whilst the necrocheeser enters the fort...
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2674 on: January 12, 2015, 11:33:34 am »

Plumpy being used for slapstick never fails to amuse me.

Start Bitten but not Broken arc. Well, a FALSE one.

You know, plumpy fantasizing about revenge, about leading the plump helmets to victory and about killing that farmer with his bare hands.

Of course, the audience doesn't buy it since he IS just here to be abused for our amusement, after all.

Then his plan to escape comes to fruition when someone opens the door, only to drag him outside and into a butcher's workshop...
Whilst the necrocheeser enters the fort...
Cheeseromancer sounds better.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2675 on: January 12, 2015, 11:39:18 am »

Plumpy being used for slapstick never fails to amuse me.

Start Bitten but not Broken arc. Well, a FALSE one.

You know, plumpy fantasizing about revenge, about leading the plump helmets to victory and about killing that farmer with his bare hands.

Of course, the audience doesn't buy it since he IS just here to be abused for our amusement, after all.

Then his plan to escape comes to fruition when someone opens the door, only to drag him outside and into a butcher's workshop...
Whilst the necrocheeser enters the fort...
Cheeseromancer sounds better.
Does he romance cheese? don't answer that, I don't think I want to know...

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2676 on: January 12, 2015, 11:43:27 am »

Plumpy being used for slapstick never fails to amuse me.

Start Bitten but not Broken arc. Well, a FALSE one.

You know, plumpy fantasizing about revenge, about leading the plump helmets to victory and about killing that farmer with his bare hands.

Of course, the audience doesn't buy it since he IS just here to be abused for our amusement, after all.

Then his plan to escape comes to fruition when someone opens the door, only to drag him outside and into a butcher's workshop...
Whilst the necrocheeser enters the fort...
Cheeseromancer sounds better.
Does he romance cheese? don't answer that, I don't think I want to know...
No, he loves it. And what can an artist achieve if he does not love his craft?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2677 on: January 12, 2015, 12:45:08 pm »

He'd be a cheesophile then. Not a chesseromancer. (Cheesanova?)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2678 on: January 12, 2015, 03:02:15 pm »

Aren't PHM [CANOPENDOORS][LOCKPICKER]?
In which case that door isn't just locked, it's lever-operated.
Misty: get drunk and head to the lever room.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2679 on: January 12, 2015, 04:04:38 pm »

Plumpy being used for slapstick never fails to amuse me.

Start Bitten but not Broken arc. Well, a FALSE one.

You know, plumpy fantasizing about revenge, about leading the plump helmets to victory and about killing that farmer with his bare hands.

Of course, the audience doesn't buy it since he IS just here to be abused for our amusement, after all.

Then his plan to escape comes to fruition when someone opens the door, only to drag him outside and into a butcher's workshop...
Whilst the necrocheeser enters the fort...
Cheeseromancer sounds better.
Tyromancer.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2680 on: January 12, 2015, 04:11:52 pm »

See, whenever I read or hear that word, I think "critomancy". I've read too much Eoin Colfer.
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2681 on: January 12, 2015, 04:31:58 pm »

Great Plumpy's out of the way, now let's forget about it until the inevitable train wreck.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2682 on: January 12, 2015, 04:43:33 pm »

Misty: Get to work on hauling/looting those elves. Maybe they have socks.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2683 on: January 12, 2015, 06:31:37 pm »

Everything about that Plumpy->Hole scene was perfect.

But oh man, I'm so torn between Plumpy: You are Spartacus and Misty: Resume doing things.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2684 on: January 12, 2015, 07:05:36 pm »

I suggest focusing on Misty, with Plumpy's rebellion happening in the background and coming on screen in the most inappropriate moment.
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