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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1249123 times)

Ancalagon_TB

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2715 on: January 15, 2015, 08:17:26 am »

Wait a minute, aren't all corpses stripped naked before being hauled off to the refuse pile?

This is correct, but she could easily grab a memento while grabing the corpses to haul to the refuse pile.  Like say, elven socks.   
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2716 on: January 15, 2015, 08:32:03 am »

Wait a minute, aren't all corpses stripped naked before being hauled off to the refuse pile?

This is correct, but she could easily grab a memento while grabing the corpses to haul to the refuse pile.  Like say, elven socks.

Game-mechanically, all clothing just magically falls off when you die.  It lies in the same tile as your corpse, but is not on your corpse any longer.  Of course, that wouldn't make sense in the illustrated story....
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2717 on: January 15, 2015, 10:56:51 am »

Hehe, who would have guessed plump helmet men rebellions would become so popular?

For anyone interested, the PHM overgrowth mod has been updated for DF2014.Link
You could put that in your signature. ;)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2718 on: January 15, 2015, 12:41:08 pm »

You have access to several other PHM, surely some are the opposite gender? Breed.
+1 to NSFW literal story
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2719 on: January 15, 2015, 04:14:58 pm »

Readers: Worry about Misty instead.

We are but our attentions wonder while we wait.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2720 on: January 15, 2015, 04:25:19 pm »

Readers: Worry about Misty instead.

We are but our attentions wonder while we wait.
I actually think Reg needs a turn now.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2721 on: January 15, 2015, 08:44:38 pm »

Readers: Worry about Misty instead.

We are but our attentions wonder while we wait.
I actually think Reg needs a turn now.
Reg and Holt: Head to Sheilddawn
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2722 on: January 15, 2015, 11:07:27 pm »

I'm actually starting to worry about what the new overseer will be like.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2723 on: January 15, 2015, 11:54:54 pm »

I'm actually starting to worry about what the new overseer will be like.
New Overseer: walk in drinking a flagon of elf blood and singing butchered dwarven songs

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2724 on: January 15, 2015, 11:56:47 pm »

I'm actually starting to worry about what the new overseer will be like.
New Overseer: walk in drinking a flagon of elf blood and singing butchered dwarven songs
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2725 on: January 16, 2015, 05:25:14 am »

You have access to several other PHM, surely some are the opposite gender? Breed.
+1 to NSFW literal story

Spores. In this case, they are even appropriate.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2726 on: January 16, 2015, 08:27:39 am »

"Reg and Holt meet Misty outside as she is hauling a corpse.  Escort her back home.  The end".

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2727 on: January 16, 2015, 10:27:28 am »

Readers: Worry about Misty instead.

We're in denial. Everything's fine! I don't see a horrible deathtrap that's going to systematically crush her soul, then leave her mangled body on a rubbish heap somewhere. Do you? Of course not!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2728 on: January 16, 2015, 12:54:18 pm »

Readers: Worry about Misty instead.

We're in denial. Everything's fine! I don't see a horrible deathtrap that's going to systematically crush her soul, then leave her mangled body on a rubbish heap somewhere. Do you? Of course not!

You're right, they did not reach cavern 3 yet so she still have at least 19 minutes of life expectancy.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2729 on: January 16, 2015, 01:28:06 pm »

Indeed.  Now, if the armor of the first responders was bright blue, we might have some cause for concern. ^_^
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