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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1189518 times)

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2850 on: February 04, 2015, 01:03:28 am »

;-;

Have a good cathartic cry.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2852 on: February 04, 2015, 01:50:48 am »

;-;

Have a good cathartic cry.


Cry more still, try speaking to the dead body like he's still there, say you wish he hadn't been killed, lament about the situation you're in, things like that.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2853 on: February 04, 2015, 01:54:21 am »

;-;

Have a good cathartic cry.


Cry more still, try speaking to the dead body like he's still there, say you wish he hadn't been killed, lament about the situation you're in, things like that.

Maybe give the corpse an undwarvenly hug and cry on the deceased's shoulder...

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2854 on: February 04, 2015, 02:00:50 am »

Honor his elvish traditions and eat him.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2855 on: February 04, 2015, 02:16:31 am »

Grab a bunch of shields and go wrestle a cat until you're strong enough to haul him around one-handed without slowing down.

Get a running start and tackle the corpse hard enough to send it skidding towards your destination.

Make a campfire under the corpse and immolate it.

Butcher the corpse, eat the heart, and stick the rest of the meat in your backpack before wandering around like a creepy murderhobo asking strange questions of random people you meet.

Gesture and accidentally turn the corpse into cheese.

Cry and state that death is all around us, but you have a part in this.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2856 on: February 04, 2015, 03:04:28 am »

If anyone sees you cry over the dead  elf, tell them you stubbed your toe on the stairs.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2857 on: February 04, 2015, 05:49:31 am »

It's propably a corpse pile down there, you can cry as much as you want.

Grab a souvenir, cry at the sudden increase of your discipline skill.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2858 on: February 04, 2015, 05:59:17 am »

;-;

Have a good cathartic cry.


Cry more still, try speaking to the dead body like he's still there, say you wish he hadn't been killed, lament about the situation you're in, things like that.

Maybe give the corpse an undwarvenly hug and cry on the deceased's shoulder...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2859 on: February 04, 2015, 06:08:02 am »

+1 to the crying.  Its suddenly very dwarven to freeze up and cry
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2860 on: February 04, 2015, 07:42:53 am »

+1 to the crying.  Its suddenly very dwarven to freeze up and cry
Cry, then accidently freeze yourself to the floor.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2861 on: February 04, 2015, 07:44:39 am »

Darkerdaffodil: Rise, because necromancer attack.

The thing's right next to a tower after all.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2862 on: February 04, 2015, 10:49:18 am »

Darkerdaffodil: Rise, because necromancer attack.

The thing's right next to a tower after all.
Burrow: activate, calling cheesemaker back to the meeting hall before she can try to talk to her raised friend

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2863 on: February 04, 2015, 10:57:58 am »

Darkerdaffodil: Rise, because necromancer attack.

The thing's right next to a tower after all.
Burrow: activate, calling cheesemaker back to the meeting hall before she can try to talk to her raised friend

Misty: Get bitten by the zombie, then wake up, relieved that everything was just a bad dream.


The elf is still dead.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 2/3
« Reply #2864 on: February 04, 2015, 11:19:54 am »

Comfort yourself with the thought that it was inevitable.
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