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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1191944 times)

crazyabe

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #4005 on: October 07, 2015, 06:05:22 pm »

Misty: Get a bucket! Get some holy milk! For making holy cheese! This will be a kickstart for your career as a legendary Cheesemaker!
+1 blessed cheese maker.
+2 Cheese!!!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4006 on: October 08, 2015, 03:38:49 pm »

Broadway reference: Moo, moo, moo.  Moo with me.  Come on [madam], moo with me.  Moo, moo, moo, moo.  Thank you.

There seems to be disagreement online on the exact phrasing, but I believe the sentiment comes across.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #4007 on: October 10, 2015, 01:27:09 am »

+2 Cheese!!!
It needs to be masterwork before you can do that, but I trust that with Cowsea's help all things will be possible.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4008 on: October 10, 2015, 01:37:41 am »

On the udder hand, does the cow want to see a moovie?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4009 on: October 10, 2015, 02:33:38 am »

Ask it's name and if it needs any help
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #4010 on: October 10, 2015, 09:53:20 pm »

Misty: Get a bucket! Get some holy milk! For making holy cheese! This will be a kickstart for your career as a legendary Cheesemaker!
+1 blessed cheese maker.
+2 Cheese!!!
Abso-moo-tly.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4011 on: October 10, 2015, 10:43:16 pm »

These puns are a hoot and a calf.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4012 on: October 11, 2015, 12:22:03 am »

It was a mis-steak to en-cow-rage these puns.  They're too cheesey.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4013 on: October 11, 2015, 03:08:10 am »

These puns are bad for my moo-d.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4014 on: October 11, 2015, 10:34:06 am »

Why does the dwarven Cheesemaker leave milk outdoors?
She's trying to pasture-ize it.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4015 on: October 12, 2015, 10:19:49 am »

When will the truth about the cow be re-veal-ed?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4016 on: October 13, 2015, 12:58:06 pm »

What did we do to deserve this pun-ishment?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4017 on: October 13, 2015, 01:33:20 pm »

What did we do to deserve this pun-ishment?
Obviously, we need to be more curdious in the whey we give suggestions.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4018 on: October 13, 2015, 06:39:30 pm »

If more cow-puns are desired:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

... the cow and plump helmet men should ally!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4019 on: October 13, 2015, 11:36:38 pm »

If more cow-puns are desired:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

... the cow and plump helmet men should ally!
Delicious allies for the cow god
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