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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
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Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1198152 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #420 on: April 03, 2014, 06:52:02 pm »

Weird. I thought abbeys were made out of wood.
Obviously you haven't seen a TRUE DWARVEN abbey. They're made out of GOOD SOLID iron.

Yeah!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #421 on: April 03, 2014, 06:56:50 pm »

Weird. I thought abbeys were made out of wood.
Obviously you haven't seen a TRUE DWARVEN abbey. They're made out of GOOD SOLID iron.

Yeah!

Oooh, yes.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #422 on: April 03, 2014, 06:59:35 pm »

Unless it's made of gold... with a soap tower.

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« Reply #423 on: April 03, 2014, 07:17:54 pm »

Unless it's made of gold... with a soap tower.
Elf soap. Pretty much mandatory.
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CaptainMcClellan

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« Reply #424 on: April 03, 2014, 07:20:58 pm »

Unless it's made of gold... with a soap tower.
Elf soap. Pretty much mandatory.
Yeah. Cos then you can use the elf meat and blood for sacrifices?

(( Normally I'm against blood sacrifices, but cannibalism is slightly worse. ))

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #425 on: April 03, 2014, 08:07:13 pm »

Unless it's made of gold... with a soap tower.
Elf soap. Pretty much mandatory.
Yeah. Cos then you can use the elf meat and blood for sacrifices?
Well, elves have a lot of meat. Those bastards are long like you wouldn't believe.
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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #426 on: April 03, 2014, 08:11:02 pm »

Hmm... Did not know that.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #427 on: April 03, 2014, 08:11:42 pm »

Unless it's made of gold... with a soap tower.
Elf soap. Pretty much mandatory.
Yeah. Cos then you can use the elf meat and blood for sacrifices?
Well, elves have a lot of meat. Those bastards are long like you wouldn't believe.
Actually, no. They're the exact same size and weight as dwarves in every way, if you check the raws.
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« Reply #428 on: April 03, 2014, 08:12:29 pm »

Unless it's made of gold... with a soap tower.
Elf soap. Pretty much mandatory.
Yeah. Cos then you can use the elf meat and blood for sacrifices?
Well, elves have a lot of meat. Those bastards are long like you wouldn't believe.
Actually, no. They're the exact same size and weight as dwarves in every way.

See I thought so. They're just thinner somehow. And have lighter feet.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #429 on: April 03, 2014, 08:19:08 pm »

Erm, are we still talking in euphemisms?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #430 on: April 03, 2014, 08:23:33 pm »

That depends on how you feel like interpreting it. I meant it literally, but when you said that I almost burst out laughing.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #431 on: April 03, 2014, 08:24:26 pm »

That depends on how you feel like interpreting it. I meant it literally, but when you said that I almost burst out laughing.
Same, guilty.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #432 on: April 04, 2014, 08:07:00 am »

PTW for awesomeness

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« Reply #433 on: April 04, 2014, 08:50:46 am »

That depends on how you feel like interpreting it. I meant it literally, but when you said that I almost burst out laughing.
Same, guilty.
I di burst out laughing,

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #434 on: April 05, 2014, 09:21:27 pm »

The best April fools jokes are the ones you figure out about week later. Love this place.
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