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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Rexfelum

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4260 on: January 31, 2016, 10:38:18 am »

Honestly with how long Cowsea's been around, she should have been milked by now. Go look for the milking & cheesemaking station(s), see if you can find some preexisting Cowsea milk or cheese.

If you can't tell which milk or cheese is Cowsea's, hang around the trade depot and hope that trading is set to "Anyone can trade." Just stepping in while the human caravan is present should give you enough Appraisal skill to let you identify rough dorfbuck values.

Color modified to emphasize an imminently practical idea.  Appraisal is helpful in Dwarf Fortress but even moreso in an RPG context.

I'm not opposed to the farmer's workshop idea, but seriously, this kid's stats are low.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4261 on: February 01, 2016, 04:53:00 pm »

MAKE SOME CHEESE AND FEED IT TO EVERYONE. LONG LIVE THE CHEESEMAKERS!!!!!,?,!,!,!,!,!!,!,!!!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4262 on: February 02, 2016, 02:57:22 am »

I wonder if eating a godly steak makes a dwarf immortal. That would be a fourth way to immortality, and much more pleasant than the other three.
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« Reply #4263 on: February 02, 2016, 04:16:49 am »

I wonder if eating a godly steak makes a dwarf immortal. That would be a fourth way to immortality, and much more pleasant than the other three.

Other three?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4264 on: February 02, 2016, 04:29:22 am »

I wonder if eating a godly steak makes a dwarf immortal. That would be a fourth way to immortality, and much more pleasant than the other three.

Other three?
Probably vampirism, necromancy, werebeasty.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4265 on: February 02, 2016, 09:41:02 am »

I wonder if eating a godly steak makes a dwarf immortal. That would be a fourth way to immortality, and much more pleasant than the other three.

Other three?
Probably vampirism, necromancy, werebeasty.

Yes, I don't count thralls/zombies, because they are not sociable in fortress mode, as far as I know. Well, they are not really sociable in adventurer, too.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4266 on: February 03, 2016, 05:41:06 am »

Werebeasts can heal from any wound they can survive for a month but they still age. Don't necromancers age too? I forget.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4267 on: February 03, 2016, 11:30:45 am »

No, necromancer a don't age. I have a fort going and the civ has had the same necromancer queen since year 20.
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« Reply #4268 on: February 04, 2016, 08:59:17 pm »

Necromancers are immortal.......especially if they get a line-of-sight on a battlefield that has yet to be processed for loot. Then they're just a plain nightmare...resurrected goblins with armor. And steel-clad dwarves...

Wow, now I've gotten myself thinking about two things:
What if necromancers could show up on a recent battlefield, all the corpses on the field and fully armed and armored, and start getting corpses?
And:
If we euphemize soldiers to "units" or "forces" or "lines" in war, do dwarves euphemize their soldiers to "beards", or "alcoholics", or something else?

Yeah----this isn't off topic. Speaking of which, when's the next update? Do we know yet?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4269 on: February 04, 2016, 09:34:06 pm »

I wonder if eating a godly steak makes a dwarf immortal. That would be a fourth way to immortality, and much more pleasant than the other three.

Other three?
Probably vampirism, necromancy, werebeasty.
Well, if you ate a god's physical form, you would probably find yourself cursed with one of those anyway...

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4270 on: February 05, 2016, 03:14:56 am »

What if necromancers could show up on a recent battlefield, all the corpses on the field and fully armed and armored, and start getting corpses?

That happens in worldgen.
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« Reply #4271 on: February 05, 2016, 09:14:26 pm »

Oh crap, that's a scary thought.

One of these days, I'll find myself an appropriately terrifying world to start a circus fortress on and maybe experience some necromancer antics.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4272 on: February 07, 2016, 12:23:48 pm »

I once went under siege by a necromancer who had most of his undead kitted out in steel. Even the elves. I purged that world due to such heresy. Also rage quit because there were so many I got like 3 fps.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4273 on: February 08, 2016, 12:59:54 pm »

Honestly with how long Cowsea's been around, she should have been milked by now. Go look for the milking & cheesemaking station(s), see if you can find some preexisting Cowsea milk or cheese.

Not that Cowsea's 'regular' milk isn't probably the best milk ever, but you probably need to prey to her first, maybe sacrifice some purring maggots or something before milking for maximum effect.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4274 on: February 17, 2016, 12:15:22 am »

Fffffff update tonight i really need to
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