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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1048681 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4530 on: December 09, 2016, 12:36:46 pm »

I would go by 39 fortress years = 1 irl week, and we're talking about godly aged cheese here.
Would that even be any cheese left?
Wouldn't it just be liquid by then?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4531 on: December 09, 2016, 12:45:55 pm »

I would go by 39 fortress years = 1 irl week, and we're talking about godly aged cheese here.
Would that even be any cheese left?
Wouldn't it just be liquid by then?
Can you brew cheese into alcohol?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4532 on: December 09, 2016, 12:48:12 pm »

I would go by 39 fortress years = 1 irl week, and we're talking about godly aged cheese here.
Would that even be any cheese left?
Wouldn't it just be liquid by then?
Can you brew cheese into alcohol?
Milk can be brewed. (Not sure if it can in vanilla DF, but I think there is/was a mod where it was possible.)
So I guess?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4533 on: December 11, 2016, 09:47:46 am »

I would go by 39 fortress years = 1 irl week, and we're talking about godly aged cheese here.
Would that even be any cheese left?
Wouldn't it just be liquid by then?
Can you brew cheese into alcohol?
Milk can be brewed. (Not sure if it can in vanilla DF, but I think there is/was a mod where it was possible.)
So I guess?
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Also, to make cheese you need rennet, which is a fluid from the inside of a calf's stomach. It has to be a calf that has drunk nothing but milk. I... Um... Maybe you will need the godess - cow's calf's rennet to make the godly cheese... Is that how it works?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4534 on: December 13, 2016, 12:09:56 am »

Milk can be brewed. (Not sure if it can in vanilla DF, but I think there is/was a mod where it was possible.)
So I guess?
Milk fermentation is really complicated and requires multiple symbiotic organisms to break down the sugars into something that the yeast will ferment.  In a practical sense, it is not possible to ferment cheese into alcohol because those complex organism do not live on cheese (making cheese has historically been a way of preserving milk, and it is quite robust against infection unless you cut it).

BTW, I'm also hoping to do some cheese making IRL this year.  I've done it before and it was quite fun.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4535 on: December 13, 2016, 01:20:26 am »

Use the lactaid (or generic) milk.

It has refined lactase added, which breaks down the lactose into more simple sugars. Enough that it tastes noticeably sweet.  If you add vegetable rennet to cause curd formation, you could probably ferment the resulting whey pretty easily. 

I bet it would taste horrible though.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4536 on: December 13, 2016, 03:13:01 am »

Milk can be brewed. (Not sure if it can in vanilla DF, but I think there is/was a mod where it was possible.)
So I guess?
Milk fermentation is really complicated and requires multiple symbiotic organisms to break down the sugars into something that the yeast will ferment.  In a practical sense, it is not possible to ferment cheese into alcohol because those complex organism do not live on cheese (making cheese has historically been a way of preserving milk, and it is quite robust against infection unless you cut it).
Well when you think about it. Dwarves can milk maggots and make minced fly brains. So it wouldn't surprise me if they could brew alcohol from cheese.
And remember old Norse/Scandinavian myth? Dwarves were master craftsmen who could make anything out of anything.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4537 on: December 15, 2016, 01:45:45 am »

hi all,
new reader, got through this storyduring my spare time the last 3 days, wonderfull, please continue

posting to mark Cowsea reaction when milked. When you correlate with her story, you will see that she has never been since incarnation!
IRL, a non-milked cow is quite noisy, and will die after a week (I think?) of such dire treatment.
no wonder she was pissed when first talked to, that much pain ought to be unlawfull.

Misty> go ask Cowsea's blessing before working on her Holy Milk
pray Whatshisname306 to be gotten the Power to transform said Milk into Holy Cheese (He is *Death and Reincarnation", so transformation is his too)

Mark the corral+workshop as temple for Cowsea ("i" zone, "m" meeting hall, "l" assign location", "a" add location, select location, "t" temple, choose deity "Cowsea"
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4538 on: January 25, 2017, 05:21:58 am »

I just caught up too. Not only is evictedSaint a fantastic artist for starting this comic, everyone's replies have been hilarious.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4539 on: January 26, 2017, 09:00:11 am »

>Ask Cowsea for his blessing and stuff.
>MAGIC!
>Misty Kolnazom is taken by a fey mood!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4540 on: January 26, 2017, 07:51:18 pm »

Post to be disappointed by lack of updates.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4541 on: January 29, 2017, 06:04:44 am »

>Remember that all dwarves including women and children have beards.
>Be confused by the fact that you don't have a beard.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4542 on: January 30, 2017, 08:24:35 pm »

Loved what there's been so far. Hoping for more in the future.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4543 on: January 30, 2017, 10:41:06 pm »

update later today
Don't know about all of you but I'm still living in 2016 waiting for this.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4544 on: January 30, 2017, 11:56:31 pm »

update later today
Don't know about all of you but I'm still living in 2016 waiting for this.

Lol, we waited this long :P
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