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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1194847 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #600 on: May 11, 2014, 10:12:28 am »

Nun" some of those ashes then decided to become a civilization who likes to run around topless and use chains alot. best to ignore them less you want horns growing out of your head and turning red."
Misty "uhhh okay"
Nun" oh gnomes are connected with nature also... but they have beards and use magma as well so their higher up on the list than say elves, we call them our hill folk and what not just don't kick a dog when they visit."
Misty "Sure...?"
Nun " oh and the civil bogeymen while they..."
*Misty inch forward to the next migrant*
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #601 on: May 11, 2014, 10:25:56 am »

That update was freaking epic.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #602 on: May 11, 2014, 10:29:11 am »

This is an evictedSaint golden post. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with pixels. On the item is an image of Misty Wheeldream the dwarf and Kulet Risestaff the dwarf. Kulet is crafting a completely freaking awesome religion. Misty is listening intently.

Misty: Inquire into the religious status of cheesemakers.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #603 on: May 11, 2014, 10:29:36 am »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #604 on: May 11, 2014, 11:15:43 am »

most awesome!
 
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #605 on: May 11, 2014, 04:33:13 pm »

>Ask about the bite mark on the plump helmet man.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #606 on: May 11, 2014, 04:35:07 pm »

Wait.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #607 on: May 11, 2014, 05:01:27 pm »

The gnomes were the ones truly gifted by Armok. Each race was born with nothing more than their flesh, while the gnomes were made with a hat on their head. He made the others naked like the beasts, while he gave gnomes decency. It was the greatest gift of all.
One hat still red with Armok's blood. One hat to rule them all.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #608 on: May 11, 2014, 05:09:25 pm »

We should express these views of gnome superiority to the nun. Ask Plumpy to back us up.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #609 on: May 11, 2014, 07:15:44 pm »

We should express these views of gnome superiority to the nun. Ask Plumpy to back us up.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #610 on: May 11, 2014, 09:18:04 pm »

We should express these views of gnome superiority to the nun. Ask Plumpy to back us up.

I don't think disagreeing with Armok is a good idea.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #611 on: May 11, 2014, 09:22:28 pm »

I don't think disagreeing with Armok is a good idea.
It's not disagreeing with Armok: it's highlighting Armok's decision to favour the gnome in matters sartorial.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #612 on: May 11, 2014, 10:53:15 pm »


Massive engraving of awesome

That, she says, is what the church worships.
....Wow, That was great.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #613 on: May 12, 2014, 02:02:15 pm »

Guys, we all know what must be done....

We have to recover the gnome hat of Armok. The dwarves were armok's chosen people and the first gnome must have done as Judas and betrayed us by stealing it. We have the right to the hat. We deserve it. We have to kill the gnome king and take the last relic of armok for ourselves. Only then will dwarves be the true kings of the mountains.

Or maybe the gnomes truly are the ones gifted by Armok. I dont know about you but I find that very reasonable but still refuse to beleive it.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #614 on: May 12, 2014, 02:22:34 pm »

Gnomes are also the best capable of drinking booze, the greatest gift of Armok. Our case strengtens. I imagine language was only taken from them because they managed to get too close to him, or perhaps it was a shortcoming in the first place.
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