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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 930976 times)

Monitor Lisard

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2014, 12:33:28 am »

>Fall in a strange mood
>Ask for metal, green glass, cave spider silk, shells etc.
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This artwork relates to the killing of the troll Ozyydif Kuilat by the cheese Eritoy Awexog in the early spring of 71

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2014, 01:26:38 am »

Deconstruct walls until you find another dwarf. Make cheese from this dwarf.
Holy carp. She's too young for that stuff!!! I mean, milking other dwarves... shit, I'm retarded.

>Fall in a strange mood
>Ask for metal, green glass, cave spider silk, shells etc.
She's supposed to be a cheesmaker, not a metalcrafter, so she should ask for milk and quarry bush leaves.

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Inspect this new room and see if there are any cheese-making items
.. and then get the hell out of there!



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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2014, 07:10:07 pm »

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It looks like the wall must have been mined out at some point, probably to get at some valuable gem cluster or metal deposit.  They must have patched the hole with low-value stone blocks.

Looks like the current owner of this room is out at the moment.  That, or no one lives here.  It's pretty barren.


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2014, 08:30:44 pm »

Apply flawless dwarven logic:
1. You absolutely have to leave the living quarters and embark to Shielddawn. Your destiny lies there! (and comfortable wooden beds!)
but
2. You are not allowed to open doors currently.
3. Letting a door stand open would be against the fortress security guidelines.

ergo:

Deconstruct the door and take it with you as you go in search of the migrant party.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2014, 08:34:16 pm »

Apply flawless dwarven logic:
1. You absolutely have to leave the living quarters and embark to Shielddawn. Your destiny lies there! (and comfortable wooden beds!)
but
2. You are not allowed to open doors currently.
3. Letting a door stand open would be against the fortress security guidelines.

ergo:

Deconstruct the door and take it with you as you go in search of the migrant party.
+1 and loot that dresser of *Socks*
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2014, 09:31:14 pm »

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The dresser is empty.  Looks like no one lives here, after all. 

Not that it's surprising; there are hundreds of free-to-use rooms in the mountainhome, and most dwarves choose theirs at random.



The door is unforbidden. 

You suppose no one expected you to tear down the wall.


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2014, 12:06:04 am »

>put rock blocks in backpack and leave through the empty bedroom's door.

>walk quietly down hall toward the Trade Depot.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2014, 04:17:56 am »

I must say that this is a ¤Wonderful¤ little story. Will follow Misty.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2014, 08:59:26 am »

((Love the story so far. The character design kinda looks like a cuter Dora the explora))
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2014, 12:50:10 pm »

>claim bedroom
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2014, 05:06:54 pm »

>Take blocks, open door, and sneak into a trading bin. (I'm assuming the migratory group is trading with the fortress?)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2014, 06:19:11 pm »

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Hey guys, no updates today.  The next one's gonna be kinda big (i.e. not copy-paste sets), so it'll be another day before I've got it ready to go.

EDIT: Okay, drawing this is taking significantly longer than I thought it would.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2014, 06:21:19 pm »

PTW.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2014, 10:30:39 am »

Posting to watch.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2014, 02:11:27 pm »


evictedSaint what are you doin with all of the adorableness up in this thread?

evictedSaint sthap! >:U


This is Dwarf Fortress, all of y'all already know this story does not have a happy ending rainbow at the end! You all already know The littlest cheesemaker is going to be the last [air qoute]"living"[/air qoute] thing on the landscape as a vampire werewolf mummy necromancer, caked with so much blood it might as well be a second skin layer, with the heads of several demons and human kings tied in a knot at the hair around her neck like a trophy necklace. And that is like, the ceiling absolute best case scenario!

*grabs popcorn* Ooooh, this gon be goood....
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