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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 967412 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #75 on: February 28, 2014, 02:53:52 pm »

>beg to the baron not to be thrown out

> Beg to the baron *to* be thrown out, to be out of his hair.  Er, beard.
Reverse psychology, always mostly sometimes works.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #76 on: February 28, 2014, 06:31:34 pm »

>Dwarfenly seduce the Baron!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #77 on: February 28, 2014, 10:27:30 pm »

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I love this. This was hilarious.

Suggest the duke take up the issue with the mayor if he doesn't believe you, as long as he leaves his trousers here for safe-keeping.

And if this fails, >more running! This time we have eyeholes eyeballs to see, you see, so it can't fail. We can't screw up running.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #78 on: March 01, 2014, 01:35:56 am »

>Offer to make a cheesewheel in return for freedom. Then when he says yes, pretend to go do that and escape in some convoluted way involving bad sneaking, crappy disguises, and walking behind a certain simple-minded, heavy-set dwarf peasant.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #79 on: March 02, 2014, 08:00:12 pm »

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Um...well...


There was...a Troll! Yeah!  It broke into your room, and, and it was wrecking the door!  It busted up everything!  And so, you ESCAPED!  You ran away from the Troll, the Troll in the dungeon, and, you came up to the depo to get away, yeah!  So you decided to hide in the bin, from the Troll, in the dungeon, and you should get the guards to get it, and also, you need some giant spider silk and star rubies, for a reason that you can't explain, and...um...the mayor!  Yeah, the mayor!  He banned trousers from being exported! So you were just taking that bin on a 'store items' job to get the pants the migrants were wearing, yeah!  Because, then they'd be exporting trousers!  You can talk to the mayor if you want to dispute it, but...


Um...

Well...


You'll need his pants?




Oops.


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #80 on: March 02, 2014, 08:29:06 pm »

PTW :)
erm... beg not to be thrown out. maybe he'll throw you out.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #81 on: March 02, 2014, 08:50:56 pm »

>run.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #82 on: March 02, 2014, 09:20:36 pm »

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and squeaking. PTW.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #83 on: March 03, 2014, 03:07:10 am »

"I am the mayor"
> "Not anymore! You've just lost your elections!"
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #84 on: March 03, 2014, 03:21:03 am »

"I am the mayor"
> "Not anymore! You've just lost your elections!"

> How good are Misty's social skills? Maybe she's the new mayor!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #85 on: March 03, 2014, 09:27:53 am »

> Tell him that he should really get his stuff straight then. Ask him how it is that he doesn't remember ordering Misty to do this job.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #86 on: March 03, 2014, 10:56:03 am »

Quick, go on your break! Nobody can tell you to do anything while you're on your break!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #87 on: March 03, 2014, 04:28:38 pm »

The next update may be a while.  I've gotta standardize Misty's sprite, so I don't have to constantly redraw her back or just mirror her over whenever she looks in an opposite direction.  Plus the next page, plus a bunch of other sprites I may have to draw up.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #88 on: March 03, 2014, 05:40:54 pm »

Congratulate the Duke for winning the mayoral elections. This calls for...

a Party! Tell all the migrants, so they can get a solid week of partying in before they embark!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #89 on: March 03, 2014, 09:00:04 pm »

Parties? Pfff...
I'd say the occasion calls for a good ol' tantrum, eh? :P



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