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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1198777 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #120 on: March 05, 2014, 09:31:34 pm »

Bribe the guards with delicious cheese! No self-respecting dwarf will admit to not liking cheese!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #121 on: March 05, 2014, 10:29:08 pm »

>Head to father's office and engrave masterful images of cheese after the guards leave the room. Become an engraver engraving only images of cheese until someone gets annoyed enough to send you to a budding fortress where you can practice your craft.
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EDIT: Keas restricted to tropical forests where they belong.  Those evil, EVIL, foul little things.
 
Edit: The baby murderer became a friend of the fortress, which started a loyalty cascade, and now most of the squad is dead.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #122 on: March 05, 2014, 11:46:49 pm »

>Get into talking with Reg. Convince her to change outfit with you, so you'll disguise yourself as Reg, while she stays in your room. Nobody finds that out as long as you wear that full helmet.
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #123 on: March 06, 2014, 12:41:15 am »

The bonuses just keep coming
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 12:44:12 am by evictedSaint »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #124 on: March 06, 2014, 09:15:43 am »

I say we:

Shout Kobold thief at the top of our lungs, hopefully the guard girl will get "enthusiastic" and then we can slip away in the ensuing chaos.
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>Get into talking with Reg. Convince her to change outfit with you, so you'll disguise yourself as Reg, while she stays in your room. Nobody finds that out as long as you wear that full helmet.
This is also a good possibility, but recruits hacking things to pieces usually leads to much fun. Everyone loves a windmill crusader. OO! That leads to an even better idea!
>Tell Reg that there's a forgotten beast outside and point to the windmill. Let zeal and ax-crazy do it's work. ( Hopefully you'll get a "Duke cancels Long Boring Lecture, interrupted by recruit" )
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 09:19:40 am by CaptainMcClellan »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #125 on: March 06, 2014, 09:35:07 am »

I say we:

Shout Kobold thief at the top of our lungs, hopefully the guard girl will get "enthusiastic" and then we can slip away in the ensuing chaos.
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Math intensifies

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #126 on: March 06, 2014, 10:53:28 am »

The bonuses just keep coming
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The mountainhome has peas?!

No wonder few migrate away, only the pea-haters.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #127 on: March 06, 2014, 10:59:43 am »

I say we:

Shout Kobold thief at the top of our lungs, hopefully the guard girl will get "enthusiastic" and then we can slip away in the ensuing chaos.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #128 on: March 06, 2014, 11:08:48 am »

Ooh, it's another of these. Quite funny.

Also, +math
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #129 on: March 06, 2014, 12:00:22 pm »

I say we:

Shout Kobold thief at the top of our lungs, hopefully the guard girl will get "enthusiastic" and then we can slip away in the ensuing chaos.
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Then, steal some supplies from the stockpiles, and go off on a journey to find ShieldDawn!

Awesome art btw.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #130 on: March 06, 2014, 12:15:38 pm »

Ooh, it's another of these. Quite funny.

Everyone keeps saying "another of these things".

Has someone done this sort of thing before?  If so, can someone link me so I can look at it?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #131 on: March 06, 2014, 12:19:22 pm »

They don't necessarially mean another "Dwarf Fortress" comic. They just mean a Tumblr-style webcomic wherein the forumites vote upon the desired outcome and then the maker ignores this and just does what he thinks will produce the most lulz. ( Unless all of the forumites are in agreement on one plot point, wherein the maker is forced to. See the kobold thing. ) Or at least, I haven't seen another Tumblr-style that is about Dwarf Fortress. So +1 for linking if it exists.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #132 on: March 06, 2014, 01:11:31 pm »

Well, there's Likot, A Peasant Dwarf and Cloudspritehttp://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122065.0. Conveniently, they link to one another.

A Peasant dwarf has been discontinued, though, and Likot is in russian.


Let's practice lying. Talk about the craftmanship of the container, but call it oaken instead of, say, willow.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 01:13:34 pm by AfellowDwarf »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #133 on: March 06, 2014, 02:56:10 pm »

You should put a link to Cloussprite it the OP. Continue the chain!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #134 on: March 06, 2014, 05:13:33 pm »

The bonuses just keep coming
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The mountainhome has peas?!

No wonder few migrate away, only the pea-haters.

Archers with blowguns become "pea-shooters"... o_o
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