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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1768030 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #390 on: April 03, 2014, 10:44:11 am »

Besides, cheese is not merely to be eaten like common food every day. No no, cheese is for special occasions, a venerable confection that deserves the respect of all Dwarves!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #391 on: April 03, 2014, 12:28:35 pm »

Misty seems oblivious to her status, utterly convinced the world needs more cheese, and proud that she's going to be just the royally-appointed dwarfette (no beard) to do it.

So, if she's going to eliminate threats to her status, it will largely be by accident not intention, such as deconstructing the wall to an unforbidden room, getting by the distracted guards, and bumping down the hill.

Yes, of course. Misty wouldn't want to hurt anyone. But that plump helmet man does look rather tasty. A little bite wouldn't hurt much. I don't think Misty has eaten yet. Plump helmet men don't feel pain, right? Yes, they definitely don't. Probably. I bet they even like being eaten: Misty would be doing it a favor. And if Misty does eat it to death, then the greater need for cheesemakers will just be a bonus, and Misty wouldn't have done it on purpuse, she would never want to hurt anyone. It was an accident. And that plump helmet man was looking very tasty at that moment. It should've known someone would eat him if he made himself look that way. So, really, it was his fault. Misty is the real victim here. She should just forget about it and go about her way. And hey, there's one thing less standing in her way to becoming accepted as a cheesemaker, that's a happy coincedence.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #392 on: April 03, 2014, 12:37:26 pm »

Plump helmet man doesn't give his name. A super hero never reveals his secret identity!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #393 on: April 03, 2014, 12:38:27 pm »

Plump helmet man doesn't give his name. A super hero never reveals his secret identity!
Ooh, we should try to find him a little cape!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #394 on: April 03, 2014, 12:45:23 pm »

Yes, of course. Misty wouldn't want to hurt anyone. But that plump helmet man does look rather tasty. A little bite wouldn't hurt much. I don't think Misty has eaten yet. Plump helmet men don't feel pain, right? Yes, they definitely don't. Probably. I bet they even like being eaten: Misty would be doing it a favor. And if Misty does eat it to death, then the greater need for cheesemakers will just be a bonus, and Misty wouldn't have done it on purpuse, she would never want to hurt anyone. It was an accident. And that plump helmet man was looking very tasty at that moment. It should've known someone would eat him if he made himself look that way. So, really, it was his fault. Misty is the real victim here. She should just forget about it and go about her way. And hey, there's one thing less standing in her way to becoming accepted as a cheesemaker, that's a happy coincedence.
That would made her big, or small, depending on the side where she bite him. Better try that on someone not important.

Also, mushroom-flavoured cheese is great!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #395 on: April 03, 2014, 12:55:48 pm »

Also, mushroom-flavoured cheese is great!
Wouldn't we need a female plump helmet man for that?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #396 on: April 03, 2014, 01:06:02 pm »

Nope. Just chuck the chunks of PHM into the cheese curds and churn. Wait, that's butter... How is cheese made again?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #397 on: April 03, 2014, 02:00:17 pm »

Hmm. We could craft a cheese wheel around his head. He'd become a plump helmet cheese man.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #398 on: April 03, 2014, 02:01:16 pm »

Hmm. We could craft a cheese wheel around his head. He'd become a plump helmet cheese man.
After all, every superhero needs a helmet to protect their mind from evildoers!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #399 on: April 03, 2014, 02:01:46 pm »

Hmm. We could craft a cheese wheel around his head. He'd become a plump helmet cheese man.
+1 to this.
Present it as a hat.
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« Reply #400 on: April 03, 2014, 02:11:38 pm »

Hmm. We could craft a cheese wheel around his head. He'd become a plump helmet cheese man.
+1 to this.
Present it as a hat.
+2, We need to see that she can actually craft cheese anyway.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #401 on: April 03, 2014, 02:28:00 pm »

Okay, so, what people have decided on (by popular vote, mainly, with the farmers splitting a name as the specific farmer wasn't specified by Zaerosz):

Engineer: Cog "Aristotle" Uristsodel
Nun: Kulet Lokunnomel
Farmer: Deler Adatith
Child:  Rovod Datanzust
Farmer: Neb Uristdodok
Smith: Rimtar Iridmedtob
Plump Helmet Man: Super "Plumpy" PlumpHelmetMan


edited with new nun name
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #402 on: April 03, 2014, 02:41:05 pm »

Kulet for the nun, obviously. ( Dwarvish for "abbey". )

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« Reply #403 on: April 03, 2014, 02:41:56 pm »

Kulet for the nun, obviously. ( Dwarvish for "abbey". )
Dammit, ninja'd.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #404 on: April 03, 2014, 02:43:22 pm »

Kulet for the nun, obviously. ( Dwarvish for "abbey". )
Dammit, ninja'd.

Haha! :D
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