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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
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Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931589 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #660 on: May 15, 2014, 04:17:49 pm »

Just saying, we probably won't get an update 'til this is sorted out.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #661 on: May 15, 2014, 06:28:06 pm »

Just saying, we probably won't get an update 'til this is sorted out.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #662 on: May 15, 2014, 06:55:09 pm »

For Fortresses and Conquest: BoatMurdered.
Seconded. Funny, was actually thinking about just that when I saw that nice addition to the thread.

Also, I think that for Suicide and Reincarnation, Bob would be a good name. Why Bob? Because. Something has to be named Bob.

So, for gods, my votes:
Goddess of Deception and Drink:               Cakewine
God of Fortresses and Conquest:              Boatmurdered
God of Suicide and Reincarnation:             Bob
Goddess of Wealth and Gems:                  Golddug
God of Children and Protection:                Babyshield
Goddess of Knowledge and Rage:              Bookfire
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #663 on: May 15, 2014, 07:43:18 pm »

For Fortresses and Conquest: BoatMurdered.
Seconded. Funny, was actually thinking about just that when I saw that nice addition to the thread.

So, for gods, my votes:
Goddess of Deception and Drink:               Cakewine
God of Fortresses and Conquest:              Boatmurdered
Goddess of Wealth and Gems:                  Golddug
God of Children and Protection:                Babyshield
Goddess of Knowledge and Rage:              Bookfire
+1

I think the god of Suicide and Reincarnation SHOULD be named Bob, but he should be Bob XXXVI, as this is his 306th incarnation.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #664 on: May 15, 2014, 07:48:26 pm »

For Fortresses and Conquest: BoatMurdered.
Seconded. Funny, was actually thinking about just that when I saw that nice addition to the thread.

So, for gods, my votes:
Goddess of Deception and Drink:               Cakewine
God of Fortresses and Conquest:              Boatmurdered
Goddess of Wealth and Gems:                  Golddug
God of Children and Protection:                Babyshield
Goddess of Knowledge and Rage:              Bookfire
+1

I think the god of Suicide and Reincarnation SHOULD be named Bob, but he should be Bob XXXVI, as this is his 306th incarnation.
+1
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #665 on: May 15, 2014, 08:14:17 pm »

Goddess of Deception and Drink:               Cakewine
God of Fortresses and Conquest:              Boatmurdered
God of Suicide and Reincarnation:             Bob XXXVI
Goddess of Wealth and Gems:                  Golddug
God of Children and Protection:                Babyshield
Goddess of Knowledge and Rage:              Bookfire

Shall we put it up to a poll then, in the interest of more story soon? Yes or no for this arrangement, perhaps?
« Last Edit: May 15, 2014, 08:19:58 pm by Dwarfy »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #666 on: May 15, 2014, 08:20:42 pm »

The reason I drew the god of chidren as a man is because I think that motherly protectiom is a bit expected. Don't fathers protect children too? I also made him holding a plant to focus on the growth aspect of childcare.
Maybe humans fathers protect their babys, but dwarven fathers use them to club kobolds to death.
Urist Mc BadDad hits the kobold with his +BabyClub+ tearing the skull trough the bone and tearing the brain!
The kobold has been struck down.
The baby club has been struck down.
Urist Mc BadDad has gone berserk!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #667 on: May 15, 2014, 09:15:13 pm »

Here's a quick sketch of Knowledge and Rage:
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #668 on: May 15, 2014, 09:28:52 pm »

For Fortresses and Conquest: BoatMurdered.
Seconded. Funny, was actually thinking about just that when I saw that nice addition to the thread.

So, for gods, my votes:
Goddess of Deception and Drink:               Cakewine
God of Fortresses and Conquest:              Boatmurdered
Goddess of Wealth and Gems:                  Golddug
God of Children and Protection:                Babyshield
Goddess of Knowledge and Rage:              Bookfire
+1

I think the god of Suicide and Reincarnation SHOULD be named Bob, but he should be Bob XXXVI, as this is his 306th incarnation.
Good, yes. Coincidentally, Necromancer Bob was the guy I had as the writer of the Divine Tragicomedy of the Plump Helmet Man so I guess it will be the same Bob. :) ( All the more evidence that Plumpy is the Avatar of the god of Suicide and Reincarnation. )

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #669 on: May 16, 2014, 03:31:10 am »


Drew up what I thought the Knowledge and rage god would be.
love the God dad
Name her what you will.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #670 on: May 16, 2014, 05:12:57 am »


I think the god of Suicide and Reincarnation SHOULD be named Bob, but he should be Bob XXXVI, as this is his 306th incarnation.

Who taught you roman numerals? :D CCCVI.

I +1 Boatmurdered for Fortresses.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #671 on: May 16, 2014, 09:31:12 am »

Goddess of Deception and Drink:               Cakewine
God of Fortresses and Conquest:              Boatmurdered
God of Suicide and Reincarnation:             Bob CCCVI
Goddess of Wealth and Gems:                  Golddug
God of Children and Protection:                Babyshield
Goddess of Knowledge and Rage:              Bookfire

Shall we put it up to a poll then, in the interest of more story soon? Yes or no for this arrangement, perhaps?
All for, +1. With the CCCVI instead of XXXVI, XXXVI being 36, and CCCVI being 306.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #672 on: May 16, 2014, 10:08:46 am »

God of fortresses and war=Ramaraunt

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+1 to the post above though.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #673 on: May 16, 2014, 12:31:43 pm »

Bob's kill list must be a monster.
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« Reply #674 on: May 16, 2014, 02:07:16 pm »

Bob's kill list must be a monster.

No, his kill list has nothing on it. The attributed deaths though...the number is huge. He doesn't kill things. He bores them to death until they kill themselves. Everything about him is boring. His name. His mortal form. Even when he dies, it's boring.
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