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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1767397 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) [POLL ADDED]
« Reply #720 on: May 20, 2014, 04:40:07 am »

Do you think plumpy will stop following us if we give him our puzzlebox?
Why do we want Plumpy to stop following us?
Let him follow, he may be a friend.
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« Reply #721 on: May 20, 2014, 04:45:59 am »

Do you think plumpy will stop following us if we give him our puzzlebox?
Why do we want Plumpy to stop following us?
Let him follow, he may be a friend.
My sentiments exactly. Besides, he's a Plump Helmet Man. Is there anything cooler?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) [POLL ADDED]
« Reply #722 on: May 20, 2014, 05:03:58 am »

I say focus on Cowsea.
If we want to become the best cheesemaker, like noone ever was. Cowsea is the way to go.

edit: Ask if it's possible to worship more than one god. (to keep Cowsea secondary, if she's not chosen first.)

The poll says "Other" god, because we all know Cowsea is No. 1.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) [POLL ADDED]
« Reply #723 on: May 20, 2014, 05:04:30 am »

Do you think plumpy will stop following us if we give him our puzzlebox?
Why do we want Plumpy to stop following us?
Let him follow, he may be a friend.
My sentiments exactly. Besides, he's a Plump Helmet Man. Is there anything cooler?
He just suffers from crippling bouts of loneliness...  :-[

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) [POLL ADDED]
« Reply #724 on: May 20, 2014, 05:09:57 am »

My sentiments exactly. Besides, he's a Plump Helmet Man. Is there anything cooler?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) [POLL ADDED]
« Reply #725 on: May 20, 2014, 06:16:42 am »

Hmm can misty just take a raincheck on selecting a patron and talk to the next person.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) [POLL ADDED]
« Reply #726 on: May 20, 2014, 12:15:35 pm »

It's always a tie. Better get used to it.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) [POLL ADDED]
« Reply #727 on: May 20, 2014, 12:50:45 pm »

I like the idea of Sunshield better than Urist CCCVI, mostly because I don't see what use worshiping the god of suicide would be... I mean, we don't want Misty to kill herself, do we?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) [POLL ADDED]
« Reply #728 on: May 20, 2014, 12:57:28 pm »

I like the idea of Sunshield better than Urist CCCVI, mostly because I don't see what use worshiping the god of suicide would be... I mean, we don't want Misty to kill herself, do we?

Only if this works like those other MSPaint-style adventures and she comes back even stronger with Cheese-based powers and wings. But not fairy wings like those pricks over at Homestuck, awesome angel wings to become Cowsea's demi-god friend.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) [POLL ADDED]
« Reply #729 on: May 20, 2014, 02:00:30 pm »

I don't know about you guys, but when I get new migrants at my fortresses, and when there's a cheesemaker among them...

>"Oh look, a group of unskilled peasants."
>"I'm a cheesmaker, sir!"
>"Like I said, unskilled peasants. Head to the barracks, get some mismatched gear, and into the caverns with you. Survivors get to join the military. Have FUN."

So I feel perhaps the god of protection may be a useful ally among the available options.
Also, Sunshield is the god of children, and Misty seems to be an adolescent at perhaps best. Ergo, extra protection.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) [POLL ADDED]
« Reply #730 on: May 20, 2014, 02:15:28 pm »

Also, Sunshield is the god of children, and Misty seems to be an adolescent at perhaps best. Ergo, extra protection.

She is 12 years old. She is an adult who is fully capable of making major life decisions without protection.
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« Reply #731 on: May 20, 2014, 02:56:13 pm »

Life is, in a word, cheese.
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« Reply #732 on: May 20, 2014, 03:24:49 pm »

So I feel perhaps the god of protection may be a useful ally among the available options.
I'll take my chances with reëncarnation.
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« Reply #733 on: May 20, 2014, 05:06:11 pm »

So I feel perhaps the god of protection may be a useful ally among the available options.
I'll take my chances with reëncarnation.
But you could just, not die. At all.
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« Reply #734 on: May 20, 2014, 05:11:57 pm »

I'll pick SunShield, if that fortress is like most, a dabbling cheesemaker will surely turn into part of a crappy squad made only for distracting the horrible monstrositys that roam the caverns, chase kobolds and being raped by goblins, or a unskilled miner tasked to dig into a cavern, magma or the HFS.
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